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grizatwork said:
SoldierGriz said:
I find it hard to believe with over 500 people currently viewing egriz...right now, we can't muster a team to get to the bottom of this. We should have someone posted at the airport, someone hacking the AD's computer, someone dating an admin assistant in the President's office, a janitor on our payroll, etc...where is our plan?

We have to change our MO. We have to put the torches and pitchforks away and pull out the covert equipment. The van, listening devices, costumes, and communication devices. It doesn't happen overnight. I suggest we just contract out to Thurman Murman. He is already set up to do it.


I have been camped outside of Haslam's office window in my ghillie suit for the last 14 hours. No news other than I'm cold, out of booze and I have to poop. Over.
 
Ursa Major said:
grizatwork said:
SoldierGriz said:
I find it hard to believe with over 500 people currently viewing egriz...right now, we can't muster a team to get to the bottom of this. We should have someone posted at the airport, someone hacking the AD's computer, someone dating an admin assistant in the President's office, a janitor on our payroll, etc...where is our plan?

We have to change our MO. We have to put the torches and pitchforks away and pull out the covert equipment. The van, listening devices, costumes, and communication devices. It doesn't happen overnight. I suggest we just contract out to Thurman Murman. He is already set up to do it.


I have been camped outside of Haslam's office window in my ghillie suit for the last 14 hours. No news other than I'm cold, out of booze and I have to poop. Over.

:clap:
 
Ursa Major said:
grizatwork said:
SoldierGriz said:
I find it hard to believe with over 500 people currently viewing egriz...right now, we can't muster a team to get to the bottom of this. We should have someone posted at the airport, someone hacking the AD's computer, someone dating an admin assistant in the President's office, a janitor on our payroll, etc...where is our plan?

We have to change our MO. We have to put the torches and pitchforks away and pull out the covert equipment. The van, listening devices, costumes, and communication devices. It doesn't happen overnight. I suggest we just contract out to Thurman Murman. He is already set up to do it.


I have been camped outside of Haslam's office window in my ghillie suit for the last 14 hours. No news other than I'm cold, out of booze and I have to poop. Over.
roger that, hold on a little longer, mre's and booze on the way. look for the new guy Soldiergriz, he's pretty funny for a newbie.
 
NorthEndZoneDan said:
Ursa Major said:
grizatwork said:
SoldierGriz said:
I find it hard to believe with over 500 people currently viewing egriz...right now, we can't muster a team to get to the bottom of this. We should have someone posted at the airport, someone hacking the AD's computer, someone dating an admin assistant in the President's office, a janitor on our payroll, etc...where is our plan?

We have to change our MO. We have to put the torches and pitchforks away and pull out the covert equipment. The van, listening devices, costumes, and communication devices. It doesn't happen overnight. I suggest we just contract out to Thurman Murman. He is already set up to do it.


I have been camped outside of Haslam's office window in my ghillie suit for the last 14 hours. No news other than I'm cold, out of booze and I have to poop. Over.
roger that, hold on a little longer, mre's and booze on the way. look for the new guy Soldiergriz, he's pretty funny for a newbie.

Roger that! By the way, I no longer have to poop. :oops:
 
SoldierGriz said:
I find it hard to believe with over 500 people currently viewing egriz...right now, we can't muster a team to get to the bottom of this. We should have someone posted at the airport, someone hacking the AD's computer, someone dating an admin assistant in the President's office, a janitor on our payroll, etc...where is our plan?

Haha! You sound like an assignment manager at a TV station. :-)
 
Everett, glad you checked in. Can you assume responsibility for the west coast...you know airports, coach movements, government debt and all? We need you.
 
BadlandsGrizFan said:
No no no, you guys are going at this all wrong...we need someone to get Haslam freaking hammered, and than the truth comes out. Plus I think that's much more up egriz viewers alley as far as capability goes.

Good plan. Should take, what, two beers?
 
Ursa Major said:
NorthEndZoneDan said:
Ursa Major said:
grizatwork said:
We have to change our MO. We have to put the torches and pitchforks away and pull out the covert equipment. The van, listening devices, costumes, and communication devices. It doesn't happen overnight. I suggest we just contract out to Thurman Murman. He is already set up to do it.


I have been camped outside of Haslam's office window in my ghillie suit for the last 14 hours. No news other than I'm cold, out of booze and I have to poop. Over.
roger that, hold on a little longer, mre's and booze on the way. look for the new guy Soldiergriz, he's pretty funny for a newbie.

Roger that! By the way, I no longer have to poop. :oops:
I just saw Derek B on KPAX, shot video inside Haslam's office. Your position has been compromised. I repeat, you position is compromised. Abort and leave the newbie behind.
 
NorthEndZoneDan said:
Ursa Major said:
NorthEndZoneDan said:
Ursa Major said:
I have been camped outside of Haslam's office window in my ghillie suit for the last 14 hours. No news other than I'm cold, out of booze and I have to poop. Over.
roger that, hold on a little longer, mre's and booze on the way. look for the new guy Soldiergriz, he's pretty funny for a newbie.

Roger that! By the way, I no longer have to poop. :oops:
I just saw Derek B on KPAX, shot video inside Haslam's office. Your position has been compromised. I repeat, you position is compromised. Abort and leave the newbie behind.
Bastard flicked his lit cigarette butt on my ghillie suit and caught it on fire. I think I covered my girlish screams until they were out of earshot.
 
A conservative estimate for a coaching announcement has been set for Xmas eve.

I know many big shots. This is my final word on this date.
 
NorthEndZoneDan said:
Ursa Major said:
NorthEndZoneDan said:
Ursa Major said:
I have been camped outside of Haslam's office window in my ghillie suit for the last 14 hours. No news other than I'm cold, out of booze and I have to poop. Over.
roger that, hold on a little longer, mre's and booze on the way. look for the new guy Soldiergriz, he's pretty funny for a newbie.

Roger that! By the way, I no longer have to poop. :oops:
I just saw Derek B on KPAX, shot video inside Haslam's office. Your position has been compromised. I repeat, you position is compromised. Abort and leave the newbie behind.

You can't leave me behind...I've been waiting here for AG1 with his fireball. Where the hell is he? Transitioning to contingency plan.
 
I was walking by Haslams office about 15 mins ago there was very little light out there and I stepped in something that smelled like beef jerky, cabbage and Cheney WA.

It didnt taste like any of the three........... :shock:
 
ALPHAGRIZ1 said:
I was walking by Haslams office about 15 mins ago there was very little light out there and I stepped in something that smelled like beef jerky, cabbage and Cheney WA.

It didnt taste like any of the three........... :shock:

I just stepped in the same thing...where the hell are you? I have the fireball. Get the chief of the committee group society drunk and get him talking!
 
SoldierGriz said:
ALPHAGRIZ1 said:
I was walking by Haslams office about 15 mins ago there was very little light out there and I stepped in something that smelled like beef jerky, cabbage and Cheney WA.

It didnt taste like any of the three........... :shock:

I just stepped in the same thing...where the hell are you? I have the fireball. Get the chief of the committee group society drunk and get him talking!

I am going over to the footbridge to see if argh is still sucking dick for Mad Dog 20/20? Titleless usually has a few extra bottles..................................take this info anyway you want.

Personally I think its a coincidence...........:coffee:
 
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