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Twas the night before the playoffs
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SAMSDAD said:
The championship banner hung in roos with care,
In hope that the EAGLES would soon again be there.
Montana fans were nestled all snug in their beds,
With visions of VA, dancing in their heads
With Beau with his championship rings, and I with a grin,
Had just settled in for another playoff win.
The Roos down in Roosville were aching and sore. They thought What if Grizmas, didnt come from a score? What if the Griz...perhaps...scored a little bit more!
Ok it's from the Griz that stole Christmas (from the Roos)
Ok it's from the Griz that stole Christmas (from the Roos)
granitegriz
Well-known member
Excellent Grizzle :clap:
For we all know its EWU that us Griz nation do hate. With Wags and Tyrone coming off the edges, it will be VA getting hit by 240lbs sledges. Canada will run though big open lanes, while Easterns defense feels some pains. Unleash unleash did I hear you say, give them a big fricken dose of Kose. They won't bring in more seats to fill with the Nation, so lets kick some ass and feel jubilation. Jordy will throw to Griz abound, while our running backs continue to control the ground. Yes VA is good and so is Kupp, but me thinks their time, their time is up. Their playoff run is one and done, so put the ball to bed, holly shit the field is red. I like our chances I like this team, the last few games they are playing mean. Eastern is rested the Griz have been tested and now the game is set. For our beloved Griz win this game I bet. :thumb:
GrizRanger
Well-known member
SAMSDAD said:
While arrogant EWU fans had little doubt
That their Eagles would win in a rout
EWU fans soon found out
That the Eagles and their fans were terribly mistaken
And to their foundation they were wholly shaken
The Griz slapped and ripped the Eagles who they did bludgeon
And EWU fans soon found they could no longer control bodily function
The Griz scored touchdown after touchdown
Causing EWU fans to fill their pants with stuff that was quite brown
And at the end the Griz and their fans rushed the field
While EWU fans sat in shock, held their noses, and squealed
For the Inferno while it continued to have a shade that resembled pink
Was also now imbued with a terrible Eagle/EWU fan stink
Twas the night before the playoffs
And Griz fans tried to rhyme
But their poems were awful,
Distracted by chimes
Of foreboding that signaled
Their dreams would be shattered
They blustered and blustered
But none of it mattered
And deep down they knew
They’d win only in dreams
‘Cause their hated E-woo
Has the much better team
So they bragged and insulted
And complained about seating
Trying to distract from
The inevitable beating
But Griz fans, take heart!
Though your team be sent walking
You’re the best in the sky
When it comes to shit-talking
And Griz fans tried to rhyme
But their poems were awful,
Distracted by chimes
Of foreboding that signaled
Their dreams would be shattered
They blustered and blustered
But none of it mattered
And deep down they knew
They’d win only in dreams
‘Cause their hated E-woo
Has the much better team
So they bragged and insulted
And complained about seating
Trying to distract from
The inevitable beating
But Griz fans, take heart!
Though your team be sent walking
You’re the best in the sky
When it comes to shit-talking
Something about Shoota wanting a pop-gun under the tree, and Santa leaving a lump of crystal meth in his stocking instead. Wait, that didn't rhyme.
Twas the night before football, and in a dorm room in Cheney
Shoota was playing with Cooper Kupps weenie.
All 75 of Eastern's fans, made up of students and teachers
Their AD just removed another set of bleachers.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear
But Coach Baldwin, sitting down with Haslam for a beer.
VA's left eye, how it twinkles, his dimples so merry,
The field looks like a girl who just popped her cherry.
But I heard Santa say as he flew out of sight,
Merry Christmas Griz Nation, and to all a good night!
Shoota was playing with Cooper Kupps weenie.
All 75 of Eastern's fans, made up of students and teachers
Their AD just removed another set of bleachers.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear
But Coach Baldwin, sitting down with Haslam for a beer.
VA's left eye, how it twinkles, his dimples so merry,
The field looks like a girl who just popped her cherry.
But I heard Santa say as he flew out of sight,
Merry Christmas Griz Nation, and to all a good night!
ALPHAGRIZ1
Well-known member
'Twas the night before Grizmas, when all through the palouse
Not an eagle was stirring, not even a goose;
The stockings were used to try and find a vein,
In hopes that St. Metholas could top the H train;
The Cheny 17 were nestled all smug with their dredds,
While visions of freebasing danced in their heads;
And Screaming Eagles Mom just turned on some rap,
AG1 was called yet again for some ass to tap,
When out in the wheat field there arose such a clatter,
Fans sprang from the high school bleachers to see what was the matter.
Away from the defense Van ran like a flash,
Shot through the A gap, knocked Hamlin on his ass.
The moves on the turf were beginning to flow
Griz taking the lustre off of Ewoos red womanly flow,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
It was non existent Eagle defense just like its been all year,
With JJ our QB, so lively and quick,
Ewu was the pussy Griz O was the dick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Janssen! now, Haynes! now, Canada and Jones!
On, Van! on Saylor! on, Burke and Nguyen!
To the End Zone! Another score on the board!
Now dash away! dash away! Methy Cheney horde!"
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
It sounded like Adams chubby sisters' hoof on the roof.
As the Griz scored again the crowd was starting to leave,
Tears washed off the eye black, Shaq Hill on his knees
The Cheney fans had their pipes packed with high quality rock,
In hopes that Baldwin gets passed over for the OSU spot;
A bundle of ganja and cooking a fresh batch,
The meth heads were leaving so they can raid their stash.
The stump of a pipe they held tight in their tooth,
And the smoke it encircled the Gatewood broadcast booth;
Eagle cheerleaders have a broad face and a little round belly,
They rarely bathe and are getting real smelly.
Shoota is a christian man, with an illegitimate kid
Might answer the question why only one line under only one lid;
A shoot of his gun and a bleached blonde hawk
I laughed as I watch Wagenmann rip of his................................ head;
Zach spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And slathered that stupid red turf; with a rag doll version of that prima donna jerk,
And laying his finger in front of his mouth,
Canada said quiet to the 7 fans left in their house;
Griz sprang to life in the playoffs like a Cadillac missile
Blew the challengers away on our side of the bracket.
Montana fans I heard exclaim, when they drove out that night,
Cheney in the rearview mirror is always a good sight!
Not an eagle was stirring, not even a goose;
The stockings were used to try and find a vein,
In hopes that St. Metholas could top the H train;
The Cheny 17 were nestled all smug with their dredds,
While visions of freebasing danced in their heads;
And Screaming Eagles Mom just turned on some rap,
AG1 was called yet again for some ass to tap,
When out in the wheat field there arose such a clatter,
Fans sprang from the high school bleachers to see what was the matter.
Away from the defense Van ran like a flash,
Shot through the A gap, knocked Hamlin on his ass.
The moves on the turf were beginning to flow
Griz taking the lustre off of Ewoos red womanly flow,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
It was non existent Eagle defense just like its been all year,
With JJ our QB, so lively and quick,
Ewu was the pussy Griz O was the dick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Janssen! now, Haynes! now, Canada and Jones!
On, Van! on Saylor! on, Burke and Nguyen!
To the End Zone! Another score on the board!
Now dash away! dash away! Methy Cheney horde!"
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
It sounded like Adams chubby sisters' hoof on the roof.
As the Griz scored again the crowd was starting to leave,
Tears washed off the eye black, Shaq Hill on his knees
The Cheney fans had their pipes packed with high quality rock,
In hopes that Baldwin gets passed over for the OSU spot;
A bundle of ganja and cooking a fresh batch,
The meth heads were leaving so they can raid their stash.
The stump of a pipe they held tight in their tooth,
And the smoke it encircled the Gatewood broadcast booth;
Eagle cheerleaders have a broad face and a little round belly,
They rarely bathe and are getting real smelly.
Shoota is a christian man, with an illegitimate kid
Might answer the question why only one line under only one lid;
A shoot of his gun and a bleached blonde hawk
I laughed as I watch Wagenmann rip of his................................ head;
Zach spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And slathered that stupid red turf; with a rag doll version of that prima donna jerk,
And laying his finger in front of his mouth,
Canada said quiet to the 7 fans left in their house;
Griz sprang to life in the playoffs like a Cadillac missile
Blew the challengers away on our side of the bracket.
Montana fans I heard exclaim, when they drove out that night,
Cheney in the rearview mirror is always a good sight!
mtgrizrule
Well-known member
ALPHAGRIZ1 said:
I expect the mtgrizrule tomorrow just like that piece of work does. :thumb:
Yes the GRIZ will become my egriz namesake against EWU.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ALPHAGRIZ1
Well-known member
GoEagles said:
If you had wrote this in crayon it couldnt be more pathetic..................... :roll:
Twas the DAY of the playoffs and all through Griz nation
The tension was mounting, great anticipation.
I woke bright and early, no sleep in my bed
And put on my Griz gear, maroon, not that red.
The skies were dark gray, it was looking like rain,
But I knew that the Grizzlies came ready to play.
GamePlan had been ordered, not without sweat
But now we were ready, the channel was set.
Then out on the red field, the Grizzlies all flew
Led by an old man, loved by all, not a few.
He led them flags flying, out onto the field
Encouraging them each, "Do your best, never yield!"
"Go JJ, Go Jordan, go Travon, Jamaal!"
"Be quick, Zack, Tyrone, Tonga, and all!"
They went straight to work, leaving nothing to chance
And at the end of the day, had reason to prance!
The squeal of the pig was heard in the air
And the mighty big roar of the great Grizzly bear!
And I heard them exclaim as they danced out of sight
MERRY GRIZMAS TO ALL ....AND TO EWOO GOOD NIGHT!!
The tension was mounting, great anticipation.
I woke bright and early, no sleep in my bed
And put on my Griz gear, maroon, not that red.
The skies were dark gray, it was looking like rain,
But I knew that the Grizzlies came ready to play.
GamePlan had been ordered, not without sweat
But now we were ready, the channel was set.
Then out on the red field, the Grizzlies all flew
Led by an old man, loved by all, not a few.
He led them flags flying, out onto the field
Encouraging them each, "Do your best, never yield!"
"Go JJ, Go Jordan, go Travon, Jamaal!"
"Be quick, Zack, Tyrone, Tonga, and all!"
They went straight to work, leaving nothing to chance
And at the end of the day, had reason to prance!
The squeal of the pig was heard in the air
And the mighty big roar of the great Grizzly bear!
And I heard them exclaim as they danced out of sight
MERRY GRIZMAS TO ALL ....AND TO EWOO GOOD NIGHT!!
Grizmas is Coming
Grizmas is coming
The Eagle's getting ripe
Please put some candy in Screamingeagle's pipe
If you no dime bag,
A nickle bag will do.
As long as they get stoned
When the Griz beat 'Woo.
Grizmas is coming
The Eagle's getting ripe
Please put some candy in Screamingeagle's pipe
If you no dime bag,
A nickle bag will do.
As long as they get stoned
When the Griz beat 'Woo.
