Trashcan Tommy New Pro Name ?

[oldngrizzly]

Since I never got to comment on the first thread I was thinkin that I should you know beings I really am feeling it start another.

 

[oldngrizzly]

I think his new name has a good pro ring to it. I mean who wants to be known as Touchdown Tommy ? Lets take out the trash fellas. Maybe he could own a trash service after he retires. Just think about the possibilities.

 

[SaskGriz]

The idea that Mellot will be a pro football player is the funniest part of this thread title.

 

[Wolf777]

The idea that Mellot will be a pro football player is the funniest part of this thread title.

Queue up the ncaa ads:

The camera pans to Tommy Mellott hanging off the back of a garbage truck.

“Only 2 % of college athletes will go on to play professional sports. Almost all of us will be going pro in something other than sports.”

 

[Ursus1]

Should have done it his freshman year then could have had the garbage business NIL money

 

[GlacierGriz72]

Queue up the ncaa ads:

The camera pans to Tommy Mellott hanging off the back of a garbage truck.

“Only 2 % of college athletes will go on to play professional sports. Almost all of us will be going pro in something other than sports.”

I'm a Griz fan. Don't care much for the Cats but give Tommy a break. He's a very good kid and a class act

 

[EverettGriz]

I'm a Griz fan. Don't care much for the Cats but give Tommy a break. He's a very good kid and a class act

Cmon, Trip 7s post was funny as hell.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

I'm a Griz fan. Don't care much for the Cats but give Tommy a break. He's a very good kid and a class act

You’re telling me all that class is an act?!

 

[argh!]

You’re telling me all that class is an act?!

you be slippin'. my dead grandma could have come up with that joke.

 

[EverettGriz]

you be slippin'. my dead grandma could have come up with that joke.

See, I think you missed an opportunity here, argh. I would have gone with something along the lines of, "my drunk uncle could have come up with that joke, and he's nothing but trash".

 

[argh!]

See, I think you missed an opportunity here, argh. I would have gone with something along the lines of, "my drunk uncle could have come up with that joke, and he's nothing but trash".

my dead grandma just happens to be your drunk uncle. it's a twisted story, involving greenie.

 

[GrizSpartan]

I'm a Griz fan. Don't care much for the Cats but give Tommy a break. He's a very good kid and a class act

I agree. He is respectful, talented and from Butte. Too disparage him is bad karma.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

you be slippin'. my dead grandma could have come up with that joke.

“What if I told you, that was the joke?”
30 for 30: That Was the Joke. Airing exclusively on ESPN+/¥.

 

[uofmman1122]

I seriously still don't get the Butte fetishization, like it would somehow be more appropriate to "disparage" him if he were from Red Lodge lol

 

[grizfnz]

I seriously still don't get the Butte fetishization, like it would somehow be more appropriate to "disparage" him if he were from Red Lodge lol

We’re the boys from Butte
The land of rocks and ditches
We bang our cocks off the rocks
We’re trashcan tipping sons-of-bitches

 

[EverettGriz]

I seriously still don't get the Butte fetishization, like it would somehow be more appropriate to "disparage" him if he were from Red Lodge lol

Will never understand it.

 

[Grizzlies1982]

Au Revoir Mr. Merlot

Great kid, good athlete, glad to see you go!

 

[CDAGRIZ]

I seriously still don't get the Butte fetishization, like it would somehow be more appropriate to "disparage" him if he were from Red Lodge lol

I’ll try to explain:

-Butte kids are born with 10 good units (“G-Units”).
-Red Lodge kids are born with 7.5 G-Units.

Shitting through a neighbor’s open sunroof as a fun prank because he called the cops on your Mario Kart party is negative 7.6 G-Units.

If the Butte kid does it, he’s still just a good kid.
If the Red Lodge kid does it, wooo buddy. That kid is a punk. I’m told it’s math. I hesitate to even mention what happens if said kid dares to have been born in another state altogether.

 

[GrizProtocol]

I listened to Trashcan Tommy on the field after the game. He is wise for his years. TT told a catfan "Just because you are trash doesn't mean you can't to great things, it's called a garbage can not a garbage cannot"

Just like Dylan, maybe a step faster but will never make it as a pro

 

[runtheoption]

Dumpster fire of a thread.