Top Ten No. 1

[WyomingGrizFan]

I hear that circular line of reasoning is counterproductive. Ya think?

 

[EverettGriz]

Looking at our starters this year: Johnson leaves because you have to retire at 65 and he can't be far off. Knight and Charles go to UNLV, don't play but open a detective agency where they park in their own wicked cool apartment/warehouse. Ostmo leaves to Alaska/Yukon to find out why his last name is vaguely Eskimo/Inuit. Flowers is so lonely from not being kicked to that he goes into a spiral of self doubt and eventually moves to Portland. Roberts graduates but goes back to WSU, poses as his brother and hits .272 for the Cougars baseball team. Grossman continues to grow the beard, gains 60 pounds and poses as Chris Walker, returns to Nebraska, is named starting QB and nobody notices a drop off in Husker football. The rest of the O-line gain another 60 pounds each, try out for a new live action version of Teletubbies and when they are not cast spend the rest of the year at Journey Grimsruds house wondering why Huntley Project is the name of a place and not a six episode British sit com.

That’s terrific stuff, Sask!! :clap:

 

[Zirg]

Looking at our starters this year: Johnson leaves because you have to retire at 65 and he can't be far off. Knight and Charles go to UNLV, don't play but open a detective agency where they park in their own wicked cool apartment/warehouse. Ostmo leaves to Alaska/Yukon to find out why his last name is vaguely Eskimo/Inuit. Flowers is so lonely from not being kicked to that he goes into a spiral of self doubt and eventually moves to Portland. Roberts graduates but goes back to WSU, poses as his brother and hits .272 for the Cougars baseball team. Grossman continues to grow the beard, gains 60 pounds and poses as Chris Walker, returns to Nebraska, is named starting QB and nobody notices a drop off in Husker football. The rest of the O-line gain another 60 pounds each, try out for a new live action version of Teletubbies and when they are not cast spend the rest of the year at Journey Grimsruds house wondering why Huntley Project is the name of a place and not a six episode British sit com.

I guess I don't follow the threadline at all. I realize there is some humor-attempt,but I'm not getting it-talking about Ostmo being Eskimo/Inuit and going to Alaska. Where did that come from?

 

[PDXGrizzly]

Looking at our starters this year: Johnson leaves because you have to retire at 65 and he can't be far off. Knight and Charles go to UNLV, don't play but open a detective agency where they park in their own wicked cool apartment/warehouse. Ostmo leaves to Alaska/Yukon to find out why his last name is vaguely Eskimo/Inuit. Flowers is so lonely from not being kicked to that he goes into a spiral of self doubt and eventually moves to Portland. Roberts graduates but goes back to WSU, poses as his brother and hits .272 for the Cougars baseball team. Grossman continues to grow the beard, gains 60 pounds and poses as Chris Walker, returns to Nebraska, is named starting QB and nobody notices a drop off in Husker football. The rest of the O-line gain another 60 pounds each, try out for a new live action version of Teletubbies and when they are not cast spend the rest of the year at Journey Grimsruds house wondering why Huntley Project is the name of a place and not a six episode British sit com.

This is top tier Sask!