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The Much Debated Thirdandlong Baseball Shirt Photo

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mthoopsfan said:
Third’s coach said. I can’t list you in the Red Book because you never got into a game, but you can have this old tee shirt that was surplus at the Bookstore. It had been only been worn a few times by the coach’s son.
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Keep spinning it, 3rd string blocking dummy. Your desperation to discredit it shows you know I did play for UM. Outside of the board clowns who predictably jumped on the opportunity to lamely attempt to discredit that photo, the rest of the board knows that it proves that I did play varsity baseball for the Griz.

Oh, my wife doesn't even recall meeting your wife. But she told me that several of her Peak friends know you, and think you are a first class dick wad
 
Yeah. I was in Steely Dan. Need proof?

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The greatest thing is that if you look at the 1970 varsity baseball roster in the Red Book, there is a footnote explaining why a couple players who earned letters were not included on the roster. Neither name is third's. That means the record keeper could've added an explanation as to why third was not listed had he been on the team, alas . . .
 
CDAGRIZ said:
The greatest thing is that if you look at the 1970 varsity baseball roster in the Red Book, there is a footnote explaining why a couple players who earned letters were not included on the roster. Neither name is third's. That means the record keeper could've added an explanation as to why third was not listed had he been on the team, alas . . .
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Well, you're right about that. Lets make this easy. Third could just call up an old teammate he played with and have them come tell us about it. I mean, he DOES personally know people who played on the team and could vouch that he did too, right?
 
thirdandlong said:
mthoopsfan said:
Third’s coach said. I can’t list you in the Red Book because you never got into a game, but you can have this old tee shirt that was surplus at the Bookstore. It had been only been worn a few times by the coach’s son.
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Keep spinning it, 3rd string blocking dummy. Your desperation to discredit it shows you know I did play for UM. Outside of the board clowns who predictably jumped on the opportunity to lamely attempt to discredit that photo, the rest of the board knows that it proves that I did play varsity baseball for the Griz.

Oh, my wife doesn't even recall meeting your wife. But she told me that several of her Peak friends know you, and think you are a first class dick wad
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You know what's crazy? My wife told me that several of her Equinox friends know you and think you are a coach dickwad. Their words. It totally happened.
 
ElrodGrizzly said:
CDAGRIZ said:
The greatest thing is that if you look at the 1970 varsity baseball roster in the Red Book, there is a footnote explaining why a couple players who earned letters were not included on the roster. Neither name is third's. That means the record keeper could've added an explanation as to why third was not listed had he been on the team, alas . . .
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Well, you're right about that. Lets make this easy. Third could just call up an old teammate he played with and have them come tell us about it. I mean, he DOES personally know people who played on the team and could vouch that he did too, right?
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He'll just start another username like 'third'svarsityteammate' to tell us all about it. By the fourth post (statistically speaking), it will be obvious because the "random teammate" will start calling for Bobby's head and calling us Kool-Aid drinkers.
 
CDAGRIZ said:
thirdandlong said:
Keep spinning it, 3rd string blocking dummy. Your desperation to discredit it shows you know I did play for UM. Outside of the board clowns who predictably jumped on the opportunity to lamely attempt to discredit that photo, the rest of the board knows that it proves that I did play varsity baseball for the Griz.

Oh, my wife doesn't even recall meeting your wife. But she told me that several of her Peak friends know you, and think you are a first class dick wad
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You know what's crazy? My wife told me that several of her Equinox friends know you and think you are a coach dickwad. Their words. It totally happened.
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My wife has a question: what is a “dick wad?”
 
AllWeatherFan said:
CDAGRIZ said:
You know what's crazy? My wife told me that several of her Equinox friends know you and think you are a coach dickwad. Their words. It totally happened.
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My wife has a question: what is a “dick wad?”
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She needs to get with it. It's what all the hip and happening wives are saying about people they've totally met for reals.
I don't know what it means.
 
CDAGRIZ said:
ElrodGrizzly said:
Well, you're right about that. Lets make this easy. Third could just call up an old teammate he played with and have them come tell us about it. I mean, he DOES personally know people who played on the team and could vouch that he did too, right?
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He'll just start another username like 'third'svarsityteammate' to tell us all about it. By the fourth post (statistically speaking), it will be obvious because the "random teammate" will start calling for Bobby's head and calling us Kool-Aid drinkers.
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Oh, I was assuming there would be some form of verification to consider it proven true. I figured we all agreed at this point that he didn't actually play, and watching him try to create a fake teammate would be fun. I tried to put some bait out there.

I like the red kool-aid the best, myself.
 
CDAGRIZ said:
EverettGriz said:
Coincidentally, my wife has met Ursa’s third wife. My wife say Third Wife would be horrified by things Ursa posts. If he ever, you know, did that kind of thing anymore.
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With Ursa’s third wife, are we talking consecutive or concurrent?
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Difficult to tell, really. A few of the new mail order brides have passed the prior ones while in shipping, so I’m not certain how to account for that.
 
Congrats, Elrod! :thumb:
Sliding into the eGriz HOF so early in life.
You are in hallowed company.
And all because you volunteered to share your computer knowledge and post a 1970s picture on eGriz. :thumb: :clap: :clap: :clap:
 
thirdandlong said:
mthoopsfan said:
Third’s coach said. I can’t list you in the Red Book because you never got into a game, but you can have this old tee shirt that was surplus at the Bookstore. It had been only been worn a few times by the coach’s son.
Click to expand...

Keep spinning it, 3rd string blocking dummy. Your desperation to discredit it shows you know I did play for UM. Outside of the board clowns who predictably jumped on the opportunity to lamely attempt to discredit that photo, the rest of the board knows that it proves that I did play varsity baseball for the Griz.

Oh, my wife doesn't even recall meeting your wife. But she told me that several of her Peak friends know you, and think you are a first class dick wad
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My wife is younger and a good tennis player. Tell Mary she needs to get better friends.
 
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