The Cooler...

[LongTimeCatFan]

I don't think hiring a Rob Ash clone is necessarily a good thing for you or for me. Hiring Stitt solidifies Rob Ash's position at MSU. Thanks UM. Way to screw it up.

He's ashs clone how? What is it you think they have in common?

Age, personality, offense, record.....

We just bitch slapped you slugs with a "Weekend at Bernies" mannequin? Resume playing with your "clowns pocket"... :egriz:

Honest question as I'm not hip enough to be down with that, but WTF is a "clowns pocket"?

 

[jodcon]

This thread should have been called "The Outhouse" because that's where the real pissing in the cold takes place.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Hey, you two, don't post in The Cooler unless you want to bitch about the hire, or bitch about people not bitching about the hire in The Cooler. This is the fckin' Cooler, got it?

Piss off! I am bitching about the hire dammit

That's the spirit. Brrr, it's cold in here. There must be bitching in the atmosphere.

Your mom in here?

Yes. Always. She says she has to monitor my online activity. It's bullshit, but I need the car on Friday.

 

[1972]

"The Trail of Tears"

 

[LongTimeCatFan]

Piss off! I am bitching about the hire dammit

That's the spirit. Brrr, it's cold in here. There must be bitching in the atmosphere.

Your mom in here?

Yes. Always. She says she has to monitor my online activity. It's bullshit, but I need the car on Friday.

That IS bullshit. I NEED the car on Friday for my "Poker club." You're just gonna have to hoof it boy.

 

[LongTimeCatFan]

"The Trail of Tears"

To the outhouse?

 

[Ursa Major]

He's ashs clone how? What is it you think they have in common?

Age, personality, offense, record.....

We just bitch slapped you slugs with a "Weekend at Bernies" mannequin? Resume playing with your "clowns pocket"... :egriz:

Honest question as I'm not hip enough to be down with that, but WTF is a "clowns pocket"?

No pederast humor in the cooler, RRG! Or you will be sent to the freezer...

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Age, personality, offense, record.....

We just bitch slapped you slugs with a "Weekend at Bernies" mannequin? Resume playing with your "clowns pocket"... :egriz:

Honest question as I'm not hip enough to be down with that, but WTF is a "clowns pocket"?

No pederast humor in the cooler, RRG! Or you will be sent to the freezer...

Ha! Not quite. Think Wizard's Sleeve or Horse Jockey's Boot.

 

[cclarkblues]

So for the posters in this thread, Griz football is like

 

[LongTimeCatFan]

So for the posters in this thread, Griz football is like

 

[CDAGRIZ]

I had nothing to do with this one, I swear.

 

[Ursa Major]

We just bitch slapped you slugs with a "Weekend at Bernies" mannequin? Resume playing with your "clowns pocket"... :egriz:

Honest question as I'm not hip enough to be down with that, but WTF is a "clowns pocket"?

No pederast humor in the cooler, RRG! Or you will be sent to the freezer...

Ha! Not quite. Think Wizard's Sleeve or Horse Jockey's Boot.

The unhygienic man's knickers?

 

[Ursa Major]

I had nothing to do with this one, I swear.

HA!!

 

[Sea Bass]

I'm actually a bit shocked. I posted in another thread quite a while ago that Bob Stitt would not be the new Griz coach. Obviously I was wrong. How you pass on Hauck or Pease is beyond me, but I guess that's why I'm not the AD!

 

[LongTimeCatFan]

I'm actually a bit shocked. I posted in another thread quite a while ago that Bob Stitt would not be the new Griz coach. Obviously I was wrong. How you pass on Hauck or Pease is beyond me, but I guess that's why I'm not the AD!

When you have the chance to hire the 3rd best candidate, you go for it?

Worked for MSU. How's Jerry Kill doing these days?

 

[Sea Bass]

I'm actually a bit shocked. I posted in another thread quite a while ago that Bob Stitt would not be the new Griz coach. Obviously I was wrong. How you pass on Hauck or Pease is beyond me, but I guess that's why I'm not the AD!

When you have the chance to hire the 3rd best candidate, you go for it?

Worked for MSU. How's Jerry Kill doing these days?

I hope I'm wrong, but sadly I feel that's just what happened.

 

[AllWeatherFan]

The new coach:

Will have a "deer in the headlights" look on his face all the time.

Won't make the right halftime adjustments.

Won't have "the fire."

Won't have "swagger."

Will pass when he should've run.

Will run when he should've passed.

Won't "take us to the promised land."

Won't win the "natty."

Will waste some "schollies."

Won't play the second-string quarterback when he is clearly the best player on the team.

Won't be "aggressive" enough.

Will punt on fourth and five.

Doesn't know how to drive the "Cadillac" to which he's been handed the "keys."

May actually "drive the Cadillac into the ditch."

Won't realize he has more talent than any other team in the nation (again).

 

[Lakerhater]

The new coach:

Will have a "deer in the headlights" look on his face all the time.

Won't make the right halftime adjustments.

Won't have "the fire."

Won't have "swagger."

Will pass when he should've run.

Will run when he should've passed.

AWF, you have certainly "touched all the bases".........using quotation marks is cool.

Won't "take us to the promised land."

Won't win the "natty."

Will waste some "schollies."

Won't play the second-string quarterback when he is clearly the best player on the team.

Won't be "aggressive" enough.

Will punt on fourth and five.

Doesn't know how to drive the "Cadillac" to which he's been handed the "keys."

May actually "drive the Cadillac into the ditch."

Won't realize he has more talent than any other team in the nation (again).

 

[Zootown Rox]

I am mostly curious now as to which one of our 14 quarterbacks will fit best with Stitts offense.

Only 14! We need more quarterbacks!

 

[NLGrizFan]

The new coach:

Will have a "deer in the headlights" look on his face all the time.

Won't make the right halftime adjustments.

Won't have "the fire."

Won't have "swagger."

Will pass when he should've run.

Will run when he should've passed.

Won't "take us to the promised land."

Won't win the "natty."

Will waste some "schollies."

Won't play the second-string quarterback when he is clearly the best player on the team.

Won't be "aggressive" enough.

Will punt on fourth and five.

Doesn't know how to drive the "Cadillac" to which he's been handed the "keys."

May actually "drive the Cadillac into the ditch."

Won't realize he has more talent than any other team in the nation (again).

:lol: :thumb: