The Bobcats are a Joke

[bigkid]

I've said over and over the years that the Griz go as far as the o-line will take them..and right now they are poopin green!
Enough said

 

[AZGrizFan]

Ok I'll bite. First off this is a grizz board and when you start a thread about the Bobcats, it makes you look envious. Your attempt to pander to the lowest common denominator was largely a failure in this thread and very few people jumped on board, and a few ironically called you out for being a total d-bag.

FWIW, creating a thread like this isn't and will never be a page from our trolling playbook. We're much better than that. Sure we have a smack section on BN, but thankfully it goes largely unused (because it make us look envious. We're not.). When looking at your other posts in the last day or two, it's quite clear when they passed out the 'don't be a dick' instructions, you were noticeably absent. You make me give thanks that our program does not have a fan equivalent of you.

Now that we have that cleared up, I heard an unconfirmed rumor that you actually played the game. So in spite of you continuing your quest for the ultimate d-bag award by starting this childish thread, I'll give you some football talk to chew on. The SAC game started with a pick 6 and one would think our young QB would actually have a bad day for once, but that wasn't going to happen. The kid continues to impress, and unlike DM who pretty much showed everything he had right from the start, this kid still has enormous upside. The Bobcats are continuing to recruit in fantastic playmakers and many young players are getting great experience, so we are in great shape on O for the foreseeable future. Get used to it.

And now the D. I've been very consistent over here in saying that our biggest problem on D was depth. I'm standing by that statement. When you look at the SAC game, their O scored on their first play from scrimmage on a total blown assignment. I credit them for the play call and knowing our safety was going to be coming down hard in the box. Now, their next six drives went Punt, Missed FG (52 yards never had a chance), Punt, Punt, INT, Punt. In other words they didn't score again until mid way through the 3rd quarter. In the world I live in, that's pretty damn good D against a team as prolific as SAC. Then we got gassed and the wheels fell off the cart. They scored a TD on every drive after that. This has been a problem for us in all our games (except the DII game). We played very good D against Arkansas State for 2.5 quarters and then we got gassed and the wheels fell off. We made the UCA and UND games closer than they should have been because we allowed a bunch of yards and points in the last 1.5 quarters. We actually made EWU punt a few times and forced some TOs in the first 2.5 quarters, but we had no hope in the end of stopping them as the game was winding down. That's our MO so far. Very good followed by very bad.

Don't pretend that the grizz aren't subject to some of the same behaviors. I saw UND completely own the 4th quarter against you guys. That sad excuse for an offense was moving the ball at will against that almighty grizz D. They simply killed themselves with a fumble on what would have been 1st and goal from the 4, and then a bad snap leading to a low FG kick. In a 5 quarter game, UND would have won yesterday. You guys were gassed on D.

Nice novel. You forgot one thing: Your "inexperienced" D (I guess that's your excuse?) just gave up 56 points in essentially a quarter and a half). Our "almighty" D gave up 8 in an entire game. So, perhaps you should worry about which team has defensive issues because THAT team doesn't reside West of the divide. :roll: :roll:

 

[MT Head Guy]

The same Griz D (minus two guys now in the NFL) gave up 168 rush yards, 412 passing yards, and 48 points to Sac State last year. :shock:

 

[AZGrizFan]

The same Griz D (minus two guys now in the NFL) gave up 168 rush yards, 412 passing yards, and 48 points to Sac State last year. :shock:

It's not the same Griz D. Not even close. It's much better...

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Right, I guess we will find out in 7 weeks or so. As it sits now, I will gladly take a great offense and special teams and a weak D over your "great" D with a weak offense and ST. Hope both can get it figured out before the showdown in Missoula. PR you have issues.

I do love the Bobcats threads and shit talking after barely escaping ND. :thumb: :lol:

I love how you put our "great" defense in quotes. Stay classy. :roll: :roll:

C'mon now, you put your own "great" D in all kinds of things. Let's be fair.

 

[AZGrizFan]

Right, I guess we will find out in 7 weeks or so. As it sits now, I will gladly take a great offense and special teams and a weak D over your "great" D with a weak offense and ST. Hope both can get it figured out before the showdown in Missoula. PR you have issues.

I do love the Bobcats threads and shit talking after barely escaping ND. :thumb: :lol:

I love how you put our "great" defense in quotes. Stay classy. :roll: :roll:

C'mon now, you put your own "great" D in all kinds of things. Let's be fair.

:lol: :lol:

Stop talking about my D, dammit!! :twisted: :twisted:

 

[LongTimeCatFan]

I've said over and over the years that the Griz go as far as the o-line will take them..and right now they are poopin green!
Enough said

:thumbup:

It all starts up front

 

[Umista]

Well well even with the scats playing good offense and burnt ash coaching the scat trolls need to get off on reading the egriz board!
And to top it off the fall for player baiting them, subsequently they are all over us like flies on poop!

Never in my new life will msu match up with us! Never!

However they do troll quite well!

 

[IroneagleXP]

I think it is funny to see two predominant threads about Bobcat football here on egriz, while Bobcat Nation remains completely free of any griz talk. But of course the Cats remain totally envious of the griz. :thumb:

 

[CDAGRIZ]

while Bobcat Nation remains completely free of any griz talk.

And Griz trolls.
Keep trying.


EDIT: By the way, the MSU game thread is now about my nethers. Just as God intended.

 

[argh!]

We all saw a glimpse of what sits behind JJ. Out passing game threat virtually disappeared yesterday when JJ went to the bench.

no it didn't. other than the interception, ss-h played pretty well, and had several key completions, including the one that set up the game winning field goal.

 

[IroneagleXP]

while Bobcat Nation remains completely free of any griz talk.

And Griz trolls.
Keep trying.


EDIT: By the way, the MSU game thread is now about my nethers. Just as God intended.

Both MSU threads were started by griz homers, not cat trolls. Keep trying dip shit, you almost sound smart.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

while Bobcat Nation remains completely free of any griz talk.

And Griz trolls.
Keep trying.


EDIT: By the way, the MSU game thread is now about my nethers. Just as God intended.

Both MSU threads were started by griz homers, not cat trolls. Keep trying dip shit, you almost sound smart.

One about the game; one in response to the myriad dumb posts by lil' bros. Both perpetuated by lil' bros. I will always better at this than you. Always.

 

[spsyk]

If all you guys played the game, and had an Ivy League education you would not be arguing over how bad the Cats played, and JJ is having a career year, you would be practicing law and not wasting a colossal amount of time on the Internet.

Just saying....

 

[IroneagleXP]

while Bobcat Nation remains completely free of any griz talk.

And Griz trolls.
Keep trying.


EDIT: By the way, the MSU game thread is now about my nethers. Just as God intended.

Both MSU threads were started by griz homers, not cat trolls. Keep trying dip shit, you almost sound smart.

One about the game; one in response to the myriad dumb posts by lil' bros. Both perpetuated by lil' bros. I will always better at this than you. Always.

LOL, your right CDA. I concede. You are better than me at posting on a football forum. I think I will cancel my internet service because I am so demoralized by your obvious online message posting skill. Your wit is truly a marvel to behold. Just think how awesome your life would be if real people knew how amazing you were at this. Man, your Mom would be proud of you. Now, serious question CDA. Does Town Pump provide benefits for their employees?

 

[1Griz_Fan]

This thread is like one fat kid calling another fat kid a fatass.

 

[LongTimeCatFan]

This thread is like one fat kid calling another fat kid a fatass.

That's allowed and is not demeaning.

Sort of like black guys referring to each other as N-words

 

[spsyk]

This thread is like one fat kid calling another fat kid a fatass.

Social redeeming value from someone who played the game.

+1 fatass :thumb:

 

[Proud Griz Man]

:shock: bobcat jokes?

Dear Abby:

I am a sailor in the United States Coast Guard. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Benson Hurst, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers, one is currently serving a no-parole life sentence in Attica for rape & murder. The other currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time “working girl” in a brothel, however, her time there is limited, as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel, with my fiance utilizing her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the streets and, hopefully, off the heroin.

My problem is this; I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family, and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who plays football for MONTANA STATE?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

 

[Proud Griz Man]

:lol: any bobcat jokes ?

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired of God, “Where have you been?”

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look Michael, look what I’ve made.”

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, “What is it?”

“It’s a planet,” replied God, “and I’ve put LIFE on it. I’m going to call it Earth and it’s going to be a great place of balance.”

“Balance?” inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, “For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I’ve placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people,” God continued, pointing to different countries. “This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.”

The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a small city and said “What’s that one?”

“Ah,” said God. “That’s Missoula, the most glorious place on Earth. There’s beautiful lakes, rivers, streams and exquisite views of the great mountains. The people from Missoula are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they’re going to be found traveling the world. They’ll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I’m also going to give them a super-human, undefeatable football team, the GRIZZLIES, who will be admired and feared by all who come across them.”

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed. “What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!”

God replied wisely. “Wait until you see the piss-poor football team I am putting down the road in Bozeman.”