Ursa Major said:
It's for reals. Not the Cats' lying about a phantom "championship" in 1984 for which nobody can provide video evidence, but real, nonetheless.
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The 5th Annual Brinty Awards
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It's for reals. Not the Cats' lying about a phantom "championship" in 1984 for which nobody can provide video evidence, but real, nonetheless.
http://www.egriz.com/grizboard/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=73800&p=1156540&hilit=cave#p1156540
"Phantom" championship? It was epic, my friend. George Orwell wrote a book about it, fer chrissakes.
Thank you CDA!! A true masterpiece. It will be added and has my votes as POTY.
Speaking of POTY, as can be easily traced by the thread, it was nominated for a POY not a POTY. Ironically, that nomination was made by the new owner of the Brinty Awards, sponsored by:
EG Publishing Inc., LLC, who, for cost-saving purposes, outsourced the research for the awards which were performed by one of his off-shore holding companies. In less than a year of his ownership, the awards have become an over-commercialized shoddy affair.
Speaking of POTY, as can be easily traced by the thread, it was nominated for a POY not a POTY. Ironically, that nomination was made by the new owner of the Brinty Awards, sponsored by:
EG Publishing Inc., LLC, who, for cost-saving purposes, outsourced the research for the awards which were performed by one of his off-shore holding companies. In less than a year of his ownership, the awards have become an over-commercialized shoddy affair.
Ursa Major said:Thank you CDA!! A true masterpiece. It will be added and has my votes as POTY.
Speaking of POTY, as can be easily traced by the thread, it was nominated for a POY not a POTY. Ironically, that nomination was made by the new owner of the Brinty Awards, sponsored by:
EG Publishing Inc., LLC, who, for cost-saving purposes, outsourced the research for the awards which were performed by one of his off-shore holding companies. In less than a year of his ownership, the awards have become an over-commercialized shoddy affair.
Thank you kindly for your consideration, my friend. Also, ugh, EG seems to be running this thing into the ground. With his blatant nepotism in involving SSH, one must wonder whether he has what it takes to carry this torch . . . or function as a decent member of society. It appears that he might be leveraging the honor bestowed upon him for personal gain in a coup not seen since the Darby Incident of 1922. We all know how that turned out . . .
CDAGRIZ said:Ursa Major said:Thank you CDA!! A true masterpiece. It will be added and has my votes as POTY.
Speaking of POTY, as can be easily traced by the thread, it was nominated for a POY not a POTY. Ironically, that nomination was made by the new owner of the Brinty Awards, sponsored by:
EG Publishing Inc., LLC, who, for cost-saving purposes, outsourced the research for the awards which were performed by one of his off-shore holding companies. In less than a year of his ownership, the awards have become an over-commercialized shoddy affair.
Thank you kindly for your consideration, my friend. Also, ugh, EG seems to be running this thing into the ground. With his blatant nepotism in involving SSH, one must wonder whether he has what it takes to carry this torch . . . or function as a decent member of society. It appears that he might be leveraging the honor bestowed upon him for personal gain in a coup not seen since the Darby Incident of 1922. We all know how that turned out . . .
I was working for J. H. Chesterfield the week the incident began, so I witnessed the entire affair from the inside. Who would have ever thought that a disagreement over scheduling the Stevensville Creamery Picnic and Darby Logger's Day on the same weekend would ignite in such a way. It tore Ravali County apart that summer. The woman who lost an eye during the incident, Guinevere "Vera" McGreggor was my wife's second cousin. I always thought she was much hotter after she got the glass eye. The only downside was from that time on, she claimed she could use only Apple monitors because of the low-glare.CDAGRIZ said:Ursa Major said:Thank you CDA!! A true masterpiece. It will be added and has my votes as POTY.
Speaking of POTY, as can be easily traced by the thread, it was nominated for a POY not a POTY. Ironically, that nomination was made by the new owner of the Brinty Awards, sponsored by:
EG Publishing Inc., LLC, who, for cost-saving purposes, outsourced the research for the awards which were performed by one of his off-shore holding companies. In less than a year of his ownership, the awards have become an over-commercialized shoddy affair.
Thank you kindly for your consideration, my friend. Also, ugh, EG seems to be running this thing into the ground. With his blatant nepotism in involving SSH, one must wonder whether he has what it takes to carry this torch . . . or function as a decent member of society. It appears that he might be leveraging the honor bestowed upon him for personal gain in a coup not seen since the Darby Incident of 1922. We all know how that turned out . . .
Ursa Major said:I was working for J. H. Chesterfield the week the incident began, so I witnessed the entire affair from the inside. Who would have ever thought that a disagreement over scheduling the Stevensville Creamery Picnic and Darby Logger's Day on the same weekend would ignite in such a way. It tore Ravali County apart that summer. The woman who lost an eye during the incident, Guinevere "Vera" McGreggor was my wife's second cousin. I always thought she was much hotter after she got the glass eye. The only downside was from that time on, she claimed she could use only Apple monitors because of the low-glare.CDAGRIZ said:Ursa Major said:Thank you CDA!! A true masterpiece. It will be added and has my votes as POTY.
Speaking of POTY, as can be easily traced by the thread, it was nominated for a POY not a POTY. Ironically, that nomination was made by the new owner of the Brinty Awards, sponsored by:
EG Publishing Inc., LLC, who, for cost-saving purposes, outsourced the research for the awards which were performed by one of his off-shore holding companies. In less than a year of his ownership, the awards have become an over-commercialized shoddy affair.
Thank you kindly for your consideration, my friend. Also, ugh, EG seems to be running this thing into the ground. With his blatant nepotism in involving SSH, one must wonder whether he has what it takes to carry this torch . . . or function as a decent member of society. It appears that he might be leveraging the honor bestowed upon him for personal gain in a coup not seen since the Darby Incident of 1922. We all know how that turned out . . .
Ah, the Creamery Picnic. In a place that can only be described as majestic.
Speaking of majestic, Vera was truly blessed. She often had to send away to St. Louis and Philadelphia for appropriate fitting lady undergarments. I can tell you that on more than one Christmas dinner she would lean over and say, "My eye is here, not here, Ursa."bgbigdog said:Ursa Major said:I was working for J. H. Chesterfield the week the incident began, so I witnessed the entire affair from the inside. Who would have ever thought that a disagreement over scheduling the Stevensville Creamery Picnic and Darby Logger's Day on the same weekend would ignite in such a way. It tore Ravali County apart that summer. The woman who lost an eye during the incident, Guinevere "Vera" McGreggor was my wife's second cousin. I always thought she was much hotter after she got the glass eye. The only downside was from that time on, she claimed she could use only Apple monitors because of the low-glare.CDAGRIZ said:Ursa Major said:Thank you CDA!! A true masterpiece. It will be added and has my votes as POTY.
Speaking of POTY, as can be easily traced by the thread, it was nominated for a POY not a POTY. Ironically, that nomination was made by the new owner of the Brinty Awards, sponsored by:
EG Publishing Inc., LLC, who, for cost-saving purposes, outsourced the research for the awards which were performed by one of his off-shore holding companies. In less than a year of his ownership, the awards have become an over-commercialized shoddy affair.
Thank you kindly for your consideration, my friend. Also, ugh, EG seems to be running this thing into the ground. With his blatant nepotism in involving SSH, one must wonder whether he has what it takes to carry this torch . . . or function as a decent member of society. It appears that he might be leveraging the honor bestowed upon him for personal gain in a coup not seen since the Darby Incident of 1922. We all know how that turned out . . .
Ah, the Creamery Picnic. In a place that can only be described as majestic.
Snap is just fine! He sent me a Christmas Card from the cabin this year . . .LTCF said:
Ursa Major said:Snap is just fine! He sent me a Christmas Card from the cabin this year . . .LTCF said:
......I call BS.....first.....I don't think Snap even realizes it is Christmas.......and second.....even if he did....that tree is decorated way to neatly........for a man of Snaps condition.......
Cotton-eyed Hoe
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grizindabox said:Ursa Major said:Snap is just fine! He sent me a Christmas Card from the cabin this year . . .LTCF said:
......I call BS.....first.....I don't think Snap even realizes it is Christmas.......and second.....even if he did....that tree is decorated way to neatly........for a man of Snaps condition.......
I can promise you that Snap had no clue that Xmas had come around again. He'd just returned from the YMCA (which he strolls to and from wearing only his trunks) to find his dear mother putting the final strands of tinsel on his very own tree! "Even a goofy bastard like you deserves a little xmas cheer, son" said his mother. "Oh, Mama! It's a xmas miracle" gushed Snap. "Do please take a photo of me next to it!" "All right", she said. "Puff out your chest and give us that stupid grin that you're known for."
"OH, how I love you, Mother"
I reckon it went down something like that...
Due to the inclement weather and a lack of internet services in Idaho, the 5th Annual Brinty Awards, sponsored by:
were almost cancelled. I want to thank Governor Butch Otter and his staff for declaring a state of emergency and calling the International Rescue (IR) Team. With their efforts, internet service has been regained and the competition can go on. Due to the emergency, voting has been extended and ends Saturday at midnight.
On a sad note, during the rescue operations, Thunderbird 2 was lost after colliding with the lighted cross on the Boise foothills.
Unfortunately, all hands were lost in the collison. It is with heavy heart that I must report that Virgil Tracy lost his life in the heroic rescue.
I can think of no better way to honor the memory of Virgil and his total incompetence as to nominate UM75 for this year's Cry Baby Bed-Wetter Award. No one else seems to be able to crash a thread better and then bitch about it later.
were almost cancelled. I want to thank Governor Butch Otter and his staff for declaring a state of emergency and calling the International Rescue (IR) Team. With their efforts, internet service has been regained and the competition can go on. Due to the emergency, voting has been extended and ends Saturday at midnight.
On a sad note, during the rescue operations, Thunderbird 2 was lost after colliding with the lighted cross on the Boise foothills.
Unfortunately, all hands were lost in the collison. It is with heavy heart that I must report that Virgil Tracy lost his life in the heroic rescue.
I can think of no better way to honor the memory of Virgil and his total incompetence as to nominate UM75 for this year's Cry Baby Bed-Wetter Award. No one else seems to be able to crash a thread better and then bitch about it later.
CV Griz Fan
Well-known member
AZGrizFan said:
You're the "people's champion" in my book.....We'll see how the voting goes.....
First off, Idaho Governor Butch Otter, the Thunderbirds and their entire International Rescue (IR) team can go fuck themselves.AZGrizFan said:
My internet is still down. Getting fixed on Tuesday. Voting can continue, lots of tied categories.