Slapping the Griz Around

[AZGrizFan]

Before last year, when was the last time you’d won?

 

[griz4life]

Start stretching 'em out gentlemen, this year is going to be a rough one for the Griz in the Dome.

Come on over here and talk shit anytime you want. I got a soft spot for Idaho.

In fact I stopped in Orofino, last weekend to let my dog relieve himself on the playground.
Afterwards, I'm standing in line at the Sunset Mart behind this classic Panhandle blonde buying some swisher sweets and one of those razors on a stick so she can, you know, shave her back hair.

Anyway, this lady sneezes and out pops a coin purse from under one of her love handles. I say 'excuse me ma'am, your coin purse is on the floor there.'

Well she leans over to pick up the purse and her visor falls off. Damned if she doesn't have pistol grip ears.

We both start laughing.

I get one look at her toothless smile and I know immediately—It's your mom, VandalPride97.

See you on Oct. 14.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Start stretching 'em out gentlemen, this year is going to be a rough one for the Griz in the Dome.

Come on over here and talk shit anytime you want. I got a soft spot for Idaho.

In fact I stopped in Orofino, last weekend to let my dog relieve himself on the playground.
Afterwards, I'm standing in line at the Sunset Mart behind this classic Panhandle blonde buying some swisher sweets and one of those razors on a stick so she can, you know, shave her back hair.

Anyway, this lady sneezes and out pops a coin purse from under one of her love handles. I say 'excuse me ma'am, your coin purse is on the floor there.'

Well she leans over to pick up the purse and her visor falls off. Damned if she doesn't have pistol grip ears.

We both start laughing.

I get one look at her toothless smile and I know immediately—It's your mom, VandalPride97.

See you on Oct. 14.

It’s a funny tale, but I have just one nit: Orofino cannot claim true Panhandle status.

Here’s a true story: I’ve played too many bball games against the Maniacs in that cracker box next to the prison. Freshman, JV, and, well, JV again. Every single time, we got back on the bus going home, and everyone’s Discman (or knockoff RCA equivalent like I had) had completely drained batteries because ghosts or aliens or creepy opposing team managers went into our bags and hit “play” during the game. All I wanted to do was listen to Juvenile’s album, “400 Degreez”, including, but not limited to “Back That Azz Up” on the return trip, but I had to resort to staring out the window while our bus driver mowed down deer in a flat-nosed bus.

 

[griz4life]

That's funny CDA. Do you know if the Orofino mascot is still a guy in a straight jacket? The old logo is on a business sign when you first come into town, but I have no idea if the school still uses it, or if political correctness caught up with them.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

That's funny CDA. Do you know if the Orofino mascot is still a guy in a straight jacket? The old logo is on a business sign when you first come into town, but I have no idea if the school still uses it, or if political correctness caught up with them.

Dude, I have no idea. I assume they had to change the mascot, but who knows what goes in that weird area of Idaho? Very odd place. :lol:

 

[kemajic]

It's hard to throw shade on the Clearwater.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

It's hard to throw shade on the Clearwater.

The sun does so every single day in that area, save for about 2 hours. Seems effortless for it.

 

[VandalPride97]

It’s so cute to see fans of OTHER teams come here and beat their chests after a couple years of success.

I've been talking sh*t for years man. As I've always maintained - I'm a fan of the Griz and generally root for the Griz, but I hope you get your asses handed to you when you play Idaho.

Vandals by 14 and we taste delicious Griz tears out of the little brown stein.

 

[Raider]

Before last year, when was the last time you’d won?

Who do you root for in this game?

 

[AZGrizFan]

It’s so cute to see fans of OTHER teams come here and beat their chests after a couple years of success.

I've been talking sh*t for years man. As I've always maintained - I'm a fan of the Griz and generally root for the Griz, but I hope you get your asses handed to you when you play Idaho.

Vandals by 14 and we taste delicious Griz tears out of the little brown stein.

As I said, cute. 3-11 against the Griz since 1990. 1-7 since 1999. But hey, 1-0 since 2022, so you do you bro.

 

[VandalPride97]

Start stretching 'em out gentlemen, this year is going to be a rough one for the Griz in the Dome.

Come on over here and talk poop anytime you want. I got a soft spot for Idaho.

In fact I stopped in Orofino, last weekend to let my dog relieve himself on the playground.
Afterwards, I'm standing in line at the Sunset Mart behind this classic Panhandle blonde buying some swisher sweets and one of those razors on a stick so she can, you know, shave her back hair.

Anyway, this lady sneezes and out pops a coin purse from under one of her love handles. I say 'excuse me ma'am, your coin purse is on the floor there.'

Well she leans over to pick up the purse and her visor falls off. Damned if she doesn't have pistol grip ears.

We both start laughing.

I get one look at her toothless smile and I know immediately—It's your mom, VandalPride97.

See you on Oct. 14.

This is rather high quality smack talk. You from Idaho?

 

[VandalPride97]

Come on over here and talk poop anytime you want. I got a soft spot for Idaho.

In fact I stopped in Orofino, last weekend to let my dog relieve himself on the playground.
Afterwards, I'm standing in line at the Sunset Mart behind this classic Panhandle blonde buying some swisher sweets and one of those razors on a stick so she can, you know, shave her back hair.

Anyway, this lady sneezes and out pops a coin purse from under one of her love handles. I say 'excuse me ma'am, your coin purse is on the floor there.'

Well she leans over to pick up the purse and her visor falls off. Damned if she doesn't have pistol grip ears.

We both start laughing.

I get one look at her toothless smile and I know immediately—It's your mom, VandalPride97.

See you on Oct. 14.

It’s a funny tale, but I have just one nit: Orofino cannot claim true Panhandle status.

Here’s a true story: I’ve played too many bball games against the Maniacs in that cracker box next to the prison. Freshman, JV, and, well, JV again. Every single time, we got back on the bus going home, and everyone’s Discman (or knockoff RCA equivalent like I had) had completely drained batteries because ghosts or aliens or creepy opposing team managers went into our bags and hit “play” during the game. All I wanted to do was listen to Juvenile’s album, “400 Degreez”, including, but not limited to “Back That Azz Up” on the return trip, but I had to resort to staring out the window while our bus driver mowed down deer in a flat-nosed bus.

You're welcome.

 

[Raider]

It’s so cute to see fans of OTHER teams come here and beat their chests after a couple years of success.

I've been talking sh*t for years man. As I've always maintained - I'm a fan of the Griz and generally root for the Griz, but I hope you get your asses handed to you when you play Idaho.

Vandals by 14 and we taste delicious Griz tears out of the little brown stein.

Wait a sec. Assuming your screen name means you graduated from Idaho, how in the world does an Idaho grad become a Griz fan? That's strange.

 

[Jaredkuehn]

Come on over here and talk poop anytime you want. I got a soft spot for Idaho.

In fact I stopped in Orofino, last weekend to let my dog relieve himself on the playground.
Afterwards, I'm standing in line at the Sunset Mart behind this classic Panhandle blonde buying some swisher sweets and one of those razors on a stick so she can, you know, shave her back hair.

Anyway, this lady sneezes and out pops a coin purse from under one of her love handles. I say 'excuse me ma'am, your coin purse is on the floor there.'

Well she leans over to pick up the purse and her visor falls off. Damned if she doesn't have pistol grip ears.

We both start laughing.

I get one look at her toothless smile and I know immediately—It's your mom, VandalPride97.

See you on Oct. 14.

It’s a funny tale, but I have just one nit: Orofino cannot claim true Panhandle status.

Here’s a true story: I’ve played too many bball games against the Maniacs in that cracker box next to the prison. Freshman, JV, and, well, JV again. Every single time, we got back on the bus going home, and everyone’s Discman (or knockoff RCA equivalent like I had) had completely drained batteries because ghosts or aliens or creepy opposing team managers went into our bags and hit “play” during the game. All I wanted to do was listen to Juvenile’s album, “400 Degreez”, including, but not limited to “Back That Azz Up” on the return trip, but I had to resort to staring out the window while our bus driver mowed down deer in a flat-nosed bus.

:lol: Tell me you graduated high school in the early 2000's without telling me you graduated high school in the early 2000's!

 

[AZGrizFan]

I've been talking sh*t for years man. As I've always maintained - I'm a fan of the Griz and generally root for the Griz, but I hope you get your asses handed to you when you play Idaho.

Vandals by 14 and we taste delicious Griz tears out of the little brown stein.

Wait a sec. Assuming your screen name means you graduated from Idaho, how in the world does an Idaho grad become a Griz fan? That's strange.

Easy, killer. :lol: :lol: :lol:

THIS Idaho grad is a huuuuuuge Griz fan. I attended Idaho beginning in '85 and graduated from Idaho in '88 as a NAVY Officer Candidate. It was one of very few places the Navy could send me that had a Navy ROTC unit to be attached to. I went, but as a Missoula native and lifelong Griz fan, I wore my Griz gear to EVERY game (and we SUCKED at football back then--recall the Donovan years), rooted against the Spud heads, and couldn't wait to get out of there. Hated Vandull athletics and everything associated with them. Still do, to this day.

 

[HelenaHandBasket]

Wait a sec. Assuming your screen name means you graduated from Idaho, how in the world does an Idaho grad become a Griz fan? That's strange.

Easy, killer. :lol: :lol: :lol:

THIS Idaho grad is a huuuuuuge Griz fan. I attended Idaho beginning in '85 and graduated from Idaho in '88 as a NAVY Officer Candidate. It was one of very few places the Navy could send me that had a Navy ROTC unit to be attached to. I went, but as a Missoula native and lifelong Griz fan, I wore my Griz gear to EVERY game (and we SUCKED at football back then--recall the Donovan years), rooted against the Spud heads, and couldn't wait to get out of there. Hated Vandull athletics and everything associated with them. Still do, to this day.

I get a picture of AZ wearing one of those half and half jerseys, torn between the Griz and Vandals. :thumb:

 

[VandalPride97]

I've been talking sh*t for years man. As I've always maintained - I'm a fan of the Griz and generally root for the Griz, but I hope you get your asses handed to you when you play Idaho.

Vandals by 14 and we taste delicious Griz tears out of the little brown stein.

Wait a sec. Assuming your screen name means you graduated from Idaho, how in the world does an Idaho grad become a Griz fan? That's strange.

Montana is a peer institution and we go way back. Plus, I had a lot of good times with Griz followers. I mean, you're still going to get your azzes whipped, but it doesn't mean I dislike you any other day of the year.

 

[AZGrizFan]

Easy, killer. :lol: :lol: :lol:

THIS Idaho grad is a huuuuuuge Griz fan. I attended Idaho beginning in '85 and graduated from Idaho in '88 as a NAVY Officer Candidate. It was one of very few places the Navy could send me that had a Navy ROTC unit to be attached to. I went, but as a Missoula native and lifelong Griz fan, I wore my Griz gear to EVERY game (and we SUCKED at football back then--recall the Donovan years), rooted against the Spud heads, and couldn't wait to get out of there. Hated Vandull athletics and everything associated with them. Still do, to this day.

I get a picture of AZ wearing one of those half and half jerseys, torn between the Griz and Vandals. :thumb:

I have never owned or worn a piece of Vandull gear in my life. True story.
For years they didn't know how to find me/get ahold of me/ask me for money.
Somehow they found me several years ago, and I throw away their propaganda before it even makes it into the house.

 

[Bear Spray]

Interesting stuff, I didn't realize Udaho's dominance all-time, 56 - 30. Since you can't be little bro, I guess that makes you little bitch . What's the all-time record for Cats/Vandals?

 

[riverdweller]

Wait a sec. Assuming your screen name means you graduated from Idaho, how in the world does an Idaho grad become a Griz fan? That's strange.

Easy, killer. :lol: :lol: :lol:

THIS Idaho grad is a huuuuuuge Griz fan. I attended Idaho beginning in '85 and graduated from Idaho in '88 as a NAVY Officer Candidate. It was one of very few places the Navy could send me that had a Navy ROTC unit to be attached to. I went, but as a Missoula native and lifelong Griz fan, I wore my Griz gear to EVERY game (and we SUCKED at football back then--recall the Donovan years), rooted against the Spud heads, and couldn't wait to get out of there. Hated Vandull athletics and everything associated with them. Still do, to this day.

You must have been a real peach to hang around with...ha.