Should I make Hammer work on Saturday

[CDAGRIZ]

I will hold his cock in my mouth for the first quarter of a DII game.

Got you good that time didn't I you son of a bitch.

:lol:

 

[Cotton-eyed Hoe]

Make him sit down wearing pants and sipping on craft beer. Maybe even decorate his Griz ballcap with royal coachmans and parachute adams'.

Very rare to get almost all of one man's hates in so few words. You did forget that the craft beer has to be from Bozeman, his Griz ballcap has to be from Universal Athletic, and he only gets to eat Wheat Montana pancake mix.

These two posts come together like a perfectly executed dovetail joint, and so my question to Ursa is this:

Can I take these two posts, combine them, and submit them together as a single POTY nominee? Will the fact that I have a firm grasp on the "quote" function sway the judge?

 

[jodcon]

I will hold his cock in my mouth for the first quarter of a DII game.

Got you good that time didn't I you son of a bitch.

You're a bad man.

 

[jodcon]

I could never do this to a fellow fan, but I might leave him hanging until about 9:00 Saturday morning.

 

[snap]

Make him sit down wearing pants and sipping on craft beer. Maybe even decorate his Griz ballcap with royal coachmans and parachute adams'.

Very rare to get almost all of one man's hates in so few words. You did forget that the craft beer has to be from Bozeman, his Griz ballcap has to be from Universal Athletic, and he only gets to eat Wheat Montana pancake mix.

These two posts come together like a perfectly executed dovetail joint, and so my question to Ursa is this:

Can I take these two posts, combine them, and submit them together as a single POTY nominee? Will the fact that I have a firm grasp on the "quote" function sway the judge?

The bolded section of CDA's post could be described as Hammer's Christmas Gift Basket from Hell.

 

[TCCGRIZ]

Make him sit down wearing pants and sipping on craft beer. Maybe even decorate his Griz ballcap with royal coachmans and parachute adams'.

Very rare to get almost all of one man's hates in so few words. You did forget that the craft beer has to be from Bozeman, his Griz ballcap has to be from Universal Athletic, and he only gets to eat Wheat Montana pancake mix.

These two posts come together like a perfectly executed dovetail joint, and so my question to Ursa is this:

Can I take these two posts, combine them, and submit them together as a single POTY nominee? Will the fact that I have a firm grasp on the "quote" function sway the judge?

The bolded section of CDA's post could be described as Hammer's Christmas Gift Basket from Hell.

we could add in dye his hair bobcat blue and his goatee piss yellow

 

[Hammer]

It's true fellas. Have to bail and work on Saturday. Putting food on the table is more important than a stupid football game, right? Cheer loud for me. I wont have internet access where I will be working but have the game recording so I can watch on Saturday night after I put in a 16 hr shift. If I'm too exhausted then I will watch it on sunday morning. So bummed I'm gonna miss this epic matchup!

 

[AZGrizFan]

Make him sit down wearing pants and sipping on craft beer. Maybe even decorate his Griz ballcap with royal coachmans and parachute adams'.

Very rare to get almost all of one man's hates in so few words. You did forget that the craft beer has to be from Bozeman, his Griz ballcap has to be from Universal Athletic, and he only gets to eat Wheat Montana pancake mix.

These two posts come together like a perfectly executed dovetail joint, and so my question to Ursa is this:

Can I take these two posts, combine them, and submit them together as a single POTY nominee? Will the fact that I have a firm grasp on the "quote" function sway the judge?

Yes and yes.

 

[ABQCat]

It's true fellas. Have to bail and work on Saturday. Putting food on the table is more important than a stupid football game, right? Cheer loud for me. I wont have internet access where I will be working but have the game recording so I can watch on Saturday night after I put in a 16 hr shift. If I'm too exhausted then I will watch it on sunday morning. So bummed I'm gonna miss this epic matchup!

What the fuck? I just took an internet cock in the mouth for you in this debate so you could go to this game. Bullshit.

 

[Hammer]

It's true fellas. Have to bail and work on Saturday. Putting food on the table is more important than a stupid football game, right? Cheer loud for me. I wont have internet access where I will be working but have the game recording so I can watch on Saturday night after I put in a 16 hr shift. If I'm too exhausted then I will watch it on sunday morning. So bummed I'm gonna miss this epic matchup!

What the f***? I just took an internet cock in the mouth for you in this debate so you could go to this game. Bullshit.

I know dude. I appreciate your support. Im so bummed!

 

[TCCGRIZ]

Don't worry everyone I will be hauling beer and food over for his tailgate so he will be there in spirit :thumb:

 

[CDAGRIZ]

It's true fellas. Have to bail and work on Saturday. Putting food on the table is more important than a stupid football game, right? Cheer loud for me. I wont have internet access where I will be working but have the game recording so I can watch on Saturday night after I put in a 16 hr shift. If I'm too exhausted then I will watch it on sunday morning. So bummed I'm gonna miss this epic matchup!

What the f***? I just took an internet cock in the mouth for you in this debate so you could go to this game. Bullshit.

I know dude. I appreciate your support. Im so bummed!

Cuppa da ballz.

 

[AZGrizFan]

I'm calling bullshit on this entire thread. There's no fucking way Hammer would miss this game.

 

[Hammer]

I'm calling bullshit on this entire thread. There's no f***[*] way Hammer would miss this game.

 

[snap]

I'm calling bullshit on this entire thread. There's no f***[*] way Hammer would miss this game.

It might be a blessing in disguise. The NEZ is gonna be louder and rowdier than it's ever been. Hammer is getting older and weaker. I'd hate to see him get hurt.

 

[LakGriz]

Hammer, what the hell do you do, and who;s making you work? some bobcat?

 

[Grizzlies1982]

It's true fellas. Have to bail and work on Saturday. Putting food on the table is more important than a stupid football game, right? Cheer loud for me. I wont have internet access where I will be working but have the game recording so I can watch on Saturday night after I put in a 16 hr shift. If I'm too exhausted then I will watch it on sunday morning. So bummed I'm gonna miss this epic matchup!

Hammer, obviously you didn't hear but you're off the hook. I voted against you working this weekend.

So you can hit the game after all. Also don't worry about that pesky "putting food on the table" thing. First, we take up a collection among the eGriz crowd. That alone should put a solid $5 or $10 in your pocket. Second, bring a garbage bag to Missoula (the large - leaf size bags) and collect any uneaten food from the tailgates. Hey it may not look pretty but that will allow you to invest the $5 or $10 into Oly to wash it down.

So relax. We've got you covered bro. :ugeek:

 

[mtgrizrule]

I call BS on this. There is no way F'n way Hammer misses this game.

 

[NLGrizFan]

Probably doesn't matter cuz we all know where he's gonna be on Saturday lol

 

[TCCGRIZ]

So Hammer showed up at the shop this morning basically a shell of his former self . Mumbling something about abqcat even offering a blow job or something so he doesn't have to work Saturday. We might have to ban him from any power tools today and we are all on suicide watch !!!

He looked at the poll , come on guys start voting in his favor