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Saturday AG Tracker........

Joe just bought a round of drinks for the bar. They were called the "49er Hammer"......its a shot of goldschlagger dropped into a mug of Canadian Club. He says Ronnie Lott invented it.

Keith has left the bar to find an AT&T cell tower. Says he is gonna take it off line because his phone doesn't work anywhere.

I just bet Rosa on a game of pool with a guy from Phillipsberg........his name is Richard Stickler.....anyone know him.
 
lotsa said:
who cares.
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You do.......that's why you are reading your thread.


Its ok......really it is. I know many of you need me...you can't wait to read my stuff and live vicariously through me. I understand......I wouldn't want your life either.
 
ALPHAGRIZ1 said:
I just bet Rosa on a game of pool with a guy from Phillipsberg........his name is Richard Stickler.....anyone know him.
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Are you talking about THE Richard Stickler, a.k.a. Montana Slim? He's the best damned billiardsman in all of Granite County. My buddy Doug Post once lost two potted sago palms, his air boat, and a bust of Ruth Bader Ginsburg to Slim in a game of 9 ball. They say he once beat Mike Massey in a pick up game over in Glendive. I bet the mule ends up back at the ranch in P-burg tonight.
 
CDAGRIZ said:
ALPHAGRIZ1 said:
I just bet Rosa on a game of pool with a guy from Phillipsberg........his name is Richard Stickler.....anyone know him.
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Are you talking about THE Richard Stickler, a.k.a. Montana Slim? He's the best damned billiardsman in all of Granite County. My buddy Doug Post once lost two potted sago palms, his air boat, and a bust of Ruth Bader Ginsburg to Slim in a game of 9 ball. They say he once beat Mike Massey in a pick up game over in Glendive. I bet the mule ends up back at the ranch in P-burg tonight.
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You called it....he ran the table and ran out the door with Rosa.

Dude is good
 
ALPHAGRIZ1 said:
CDAGRIZ said:
ALPHAGRIZ1 said:
I just bet Rosa on a game of pool with a guy from Phillipsberg........his name is Richard Stickler.....anyone know him.
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Are you talking about THE Richard Stickler, a.k.a. Montana Slim? He's the best damned billiardsman in all of Granite County. My buddy Doug Post once lost two potted sago palms, his air boat, and a bust of Ruth Bader Ginsburg to Slim in a game of 9 ball. They say he once beat Mike Massey in a pick up game over in Glendive. I bet the mule ends up back at the ranch in P-burg tonight.
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You called it....he ran the table and ran out the door with Rosa.

Dude is good
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Fcukin' guy . . .
 
If I lose the next game Joe has to get a Jordan Johnson tattoo on his neck........he isn't looking to comfortable right now.
 
Joe is singing karokee and you never believe what song he chose.

He went with Kansas City Lights by Steve Warner instead of the obvious......I left my heart in San Francisco by tony Bennett.


He ahas a good voice.
 
ALPHAGRIZ1 said:
Update........missed the second half of the game because I was being interogated by INS. Evidently somebody called them and lied about Carlos and Javier. I am pretty sure it was Hammer. The 2 chicks are coming back with me to Cody.

Also Keith caught a ride from Helena to missoula and is riding back with us. My wife is pissed that I have 2 women with us in the car but I told her they were mules...........I am pretty sure that she heard that part before she hung up.

Gotta get back on the road its a 9 hour drive to wherewe have to go.


Will post updates on the way back.
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Hell yes I did. Shizzle and I were discussing "Butte Tough" stories when that slimy little mex Carlos lifted the tip jar at Grzfnz's tailgate and ran off. Thank god Pols was there to chase him down and hold him until the police got there.

Seriously, I didn't realize Pols had that kind of burst in him. :shock:
 
We are scratching the trip to Salmon.....Joe wants to go to Butte instead then we are gonna hit Teasers.......hammer should we swing by and grab you?



Keith is back and somehow got 2nd degree burns on his feet........I didn't ask.
 
ALPHAGRIZ1 said:
We are scratching the trip to Salmon.....Joe wants to go to Butte instead then we are gonna hit Teasers.......hammer should we swing by and grab you?



Keith is back and somehow got 2nd degree burns on his feet........I didn't ask.
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Pick me up at the Hanging 5. I'm gonna go get a chicken fried steak.
 
ALPHAGRIZ1 said:
Keith is back and somehow got 2nd degree burns on his feet........I didn't ask.
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Bad aim on an Alabama Hot Pocket involving marine toilet chemicals. My money is on that.
 
PS Alfa and his cronies drank the quart of whisky I gave em plus a dozen brews. That bunch can put er down! Left me in parking lot P. I woke up with old what's her name. Ugh!
 
ALPHAGRIZ1 said:
Will do....leaving Drummond as soon as Montana's shaman shows up....he has never been to Teasers.
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Shall we head north and pay assrack a visit?

The Golden Spike is alot of fun on a sat night!
 
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