Request to Payton II

[kemajic]

The pissing matches are one thing, the never-ending lame attempts at humor are another. I try to avoid both and look for useful Griz football information that they never provide. It can require quite a lot of scrolling.

you try to avoid them, unless you are participating. consistency regarding what you claim versus what you post has never been one of your strong points.

Still lurking after all these years.

 

[alabamagrizzly]

They’re not so lame if one has a sense of humor. Life’s more fun and enjoyable that way.

For one with a sense of humor, there are far better places to get chuckles than a college football forum.

Why pick and choose where to find funnies? I find enjoyable stuff in almost everything I do. I guess it’s just how individuals choose to enjoy or not enjoy the things they partake in. To each his own but your take sounds more depressing then mine. Most of the “football” posts on here are pointless with no real importance. At least the humor allows it to be more enjoyable. Quick question, do you enjoy posting here or do you find it constantly a drag with all the meaningless dribble that most post.

 

[CatGrad-UMGradStu]

For one with a sense of humor, there are far better places to get chuckles than a college football forum.

Why pick and choose where to find funnies? I find enjoyable stuff in almost everything I do. I guess it’s just how individuals choose to enjoy or not enjoy the things they partake in. To each his own but your take sounds more depressing then mine. Most of the “football” posts on here are pointless with no real importance. At least the humor allows it to be more enjoyable. Quick question, do you enjoy posting here or do you find it constantly a drag with all the meaningless dribble that most post.

Hey, I like that and not because it was so profound but I recall this WWII teacher telling various and assorted kids things like "Simple things amuse simple people." and "Your parents must have been fucking for fun because they sure got a funny fucker."

Wonder if teachers can still talk to kids like they did in the 50s and 60s. Probably not. Might hurt their feelings and mommy would get a lawyer. Or daddy, but only if mommy told him to. And can you imagine the fights over who gets to be daddy for the day if they borrowed somebody's sperm?

 

[alabamagrizzly]

Why pick and choose where to find funnies? I find enjoyable stuff in almost everything I do. I guess it’s just how individuals choose to enjoy or not enjoy the things they partake in. To each his own but your take sounds more depressing then mine. Most of the “football” posts on here are pointless with no real importance. At least the humor allows it to be more enjoyable. Quick question, do you enjoy posting here or do you find it constantly a drag with all the meaningless dribble that most post.

Hey, I like that and not because it was so profound but I recall this WWII teacher telling various and assorted kids things like "Simple things amuse simple people." and "Your parents must have been f###[#] for fun because they sure got a funny f###[#]."

Wonder if teachers can still talk to kids like they did in the 50s and 60s. Probably not. Might hurt their feelings and mommy would get a lawyer. Or daddy, but only if mommy told him to. And can you imagine the fights over who gets to be daddy for the day if they borrowed somebody's sperm?

Who doesn’t f*** for fun!?

 

[CatGrad-UMGradStu]

Hey, I like that and not because it was so profound but I recall this WWII teacher telling various and assorted kids things like "Simple things amuse simple people." and "Your parents must have been f###[#] for fun because they sure got a funny f###[#]."

Wonder if teachers can still talk to kids like they did in the 50s and 60s. Probably not. Might hurt their feelings and mommy would get a lawyer. Or daddy, but only if mommy told him to. And can you imagine the fights over who gets to be daddy for the day if they borrowed somebody's sperm?

Who doesn’t f*** for fun!?

The young ladies in Vegas? NFL wives? NBA wives? The women probably call some of those ugly motherfuckers two baggers. But, they have nice stuff and get to live beyond their means for a few years.

 

[EverettGriz]

Hey, I like that and not because it was so profound but I recall this WWII teacher telling various and assorted kids things like "Simple things amuse simple people." and "Your parents must have been f###[#] for fun because they sure got a funny f###[#]."

Wonder if teachers can still talk to kids like they did in the 50s and 60s. Probably not. Might hurt their feelings and mommy would get a lawyer. Or daddy, but only if mommy told him to. And can you imagine the fights over who gets to be daddy for the day if they borrowed somebody's sperm?

Who doesn’t f*** for fun!?

:lol:

I was going to answer "my wife", but it was just too easy.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Who doesn’t f*** for fun!?

:lol:

I was going to answer "my wife", but it was just too easy.

I won't stoop low enough to comment on another man's bride, but in the case of Dr. CDA, I think it's usually for sport. That, or research. I saw a notes file on her iPad called "What Not To Do". Pretty sure she's planning a book or something.

 

[SaskGriz]

Why pick and choose where to find funnies? I find enjoyable stuff in almost everything I do. I guess it’s just how individuals choose to enjoy or not enjoy the things they partake in. To each his own but your take sounds more depressing then mine. Most of the “football” posts on here are pointless with no real importance. At least the humor allows it to be more enjoyable. Quick question, do you enjoy posting here or do you find it constantly a drag with all the meaningless dribble that most post.

Hey, I like that and not because it was so profound but I recall this WWII teacher telling various and assorted kids things like "Simple things amuse simple people." and "Your parents must have been f###[#] for fun because they sure got a funny f###[#]."

Wonder if teachers can still talk to kids like they did in the 50s and 60s. Probably not. Might hurt their feelings and mommy would get a lawyer. Or daddy, but only if mommy told him to. And can you imagine the fights over who gets to be daddy for the day if they borrowed somebody's sperm?

You can borrow sperm? I'm curious about the why, but really don't want to know about the how?

 

[CatGrad-UMGradStu]

:lol:

I was going to answer "my wife", but it was just too easy.

I won't stoop low enough to comment on another man's bride, but in the case of Dr. CDA, I think it's usually for sport. That, or research. I saw a notes file on her iPad called "What Not To Do". Pretty sure she's planning a book or something.

Sisters often times will do a comparative study. Complete with pictures. It's how, I believe, some guys get the nicknames of Shorty, Stubby, Tiny...

 

[alabamagrizzly]

Who doesn’t f*** for fun!?

The young ladies in Vegas? NFL wives? NBA wives? The women probably call some of those ugly #f##k# two baggers. But, they have nice stuff and get to live beyond their means for a few years.

Ok, you got me. In truth, I was only thinking of myself. Way to be a Debbie downer. You forgot porn stars and rape victims though. You need some lessons from CDA on how to insert some humor in your posts so they’re not so dark.

 

[EverettGriz]

:lol:

I was going to answer "my wife", but it was just too easy.

I won't stoop low enough to comment on another man's bride, but in the case of Dr. CDA, I think it's usually for sport. That, or research. I saw a notes file on her iPad called "What Not To Do". Pretty sure she's planning a book or something.

:lol:

 

[406 Grizzly]

Seriously, I hope someone is recording this stuff. I am on my a$$ laughing and can’t get any work done today! Should put this all these zingers on a calendar and have a fundraiser for the GSA!

 

[CatGrad-UMGradStu]

The young ladies in Vegas? NFL wives? NBA wives? The women probably call some of those ugly #f##k# two baggers. But, they have nice stuff and get to live beyond their means for a few years.

Ok, you got me. In truth, I was only thinking of myself. Way to be a Debbie downer. You forgot porn stars and rape victims though. You need some lessons from CDA on how to insert some humor in your posts so they’re not so dark.

What! You can't see the humor in sarcastic comments? Guess I studied and read too many of Samuel Clemons
and George Carlin's observations of the human condition (or the lack of it as Carlin loved to talk about how fucking fat and worthless Americans are--"So fat he hasn't seen he dick in ten years fat!").

Now there was a dark, bitter man. In fact, so was Clemons.

 

[alabamagrizzly]

Ok, you got me. In truth, I was only thinking of myself. Way to be a Debbie downer. You forgot porn stars and rape victims though. You need some lessons from CDA on how to insert some humor in your posts so they’re not so dark.

What! You can't see the humor in sarcastic comments? Guess I studied and read too many of Samuel Clemons
and George Carlin's observations of the human condition (or the lack of it as Carlin loved to talk about how f###[#] fat and worthless Americans are--"So fat he hasn't seen he dick in ten years fat!").

Now there was a dark, bitter man. In fact, so was Clemons.

My bad again. Completely caught me off guard. Dark sarcastic humor is normally one of my specialties. I’m very embarrassed right now. To make up for it, I will share with you one of my fav dark comedians, the late great Bill Hicks. Pleas enjoy.

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8FMXMgjlbM[/media]

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3gPsKSMPhE[/media]

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJSZcxXe7IQ[/media]

 

[CatGrad-UMGradStu]

What! You can't see the humor in sarcastic comments? Guess I studied and read too many of Samuel Clemons
and George Carlin's observations of the human condition (or the lack of it as Carlin loved to talk about how f###[#] fat and worthless Americans are--"So fat he hasn't seen he dick in ten years fat!").

Now there was a dark, bitter man. In fact, so was Clemons.

My bad again. Completely caught me off guard. Dark sarcastic humor is normally one of my specialties. I’m very embarrassed right now. To make up for it, I will share with you one of my fav dark comedians, the late great Bill Hicks. Pleas enjoy.

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8FMXMgjlbM[/media]

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3gPsKSMPhE[/media]

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJSZcxXe7IQ[/media]

Thanks. That begs the question though: Who is sicker, us for watching them (and finding that shit funny) or them? I think this country is ready for lots of Indian and the White Guy and a hell of a lot more "politically incorrect" people. Especially after all the crap we've been through the last few year.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

I won't stoop low enough to comment on another man's bride, but in the case of Dr. CDA, I think it's usually for sport. That, or research. I saw a notes file on her iPad called "What Not To Do". Pretty sure she's planning a book or something.

Sisters often times will do a comparative study. Complete with pictures. It's how, I believe, some guys get the nicknames of Shorty, Stubby, Tiny...

I interpreted this completely wrong. Was gonna ask if we were talking Catholic or SECular sisters before I realized what I hope you meant.

 

[alabamagrizzly]

My bad again. Completely caught me off guard. Dark sarcastic humor is normally one of my specialties. I’m very embarrassed right now. To make up for it, I will share with you one of my fav dark comedians, the late great Bill Hicks. Pleas enjoy.

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8FMXMgjlbM[/media]

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3gPsKSMPhE[/media]

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJSZcxXe7IQ[/media]

Thanks. That begs the question though: Who is sicker, us for watching them (and finding that shit funny) or them? I think this country is ready for lots of Indian and the White Guy and a hell of a lot more "politically incorrect" people. Especially after all the crap we've been through the last few year.

Us for choosing to enjoy it. They’re just born that way. Well, maybe we’re born that way too, just not smart enough to make a living pointing out all the f****d up shit in the world in a freaking hilarious way. Unfortunately though, as much as the country could benefit taking shit less seriously, I see more and more Karen’s ruining everything that’s fun.

 

[CatGrad-UMGradStu]

Thanks. That begs the question though: Who is sicker, us for watching them (and finding that shit funny) or them? I think this country is ready for lots of Indian and the White Guy and a hell of a lot more "politically incorrect" people. Especially after all the crap we've been through the last few year.

Us for choosing to enjoy it. They’re just born that way. Well, maybe we’re born that way too, just not smart enough to make a living pointing out all the f****d up shit in the world in a freaking hilarious way. Unfortunately though, as much as the country could benefit taking shit less seriously, I see more and more Karen’s ruining everything that’s fun.

After the shit show a few of our athletes put on at the olympics (mostly females) and the subsequent dive in viewership of said shitshow and with our getting the hell out of Afghanistan the way we are, I think we're about to see a complete 180. I see more and more people telling the spoiled little brats to knock it off.

 

[Ski Bum]

Us for choosing to enjoy it. They’re just born that way. Well, maybe we’re born that way too, just not smart enough to make a living pointing out all the f****d up shit in the world in a freaking hilarious way. Unfortunately though, as much as the country could benefit taking shit less seriously, I see more and more Karen’s ruining everything that’s fun.

After the shit show a few of our athletes put on at the olympics (mostly females) and the subsequent dive in viewership of said shitshow and with our getting the hell out of Afghanistan the way we are, I think we're about to see a complete 180. I see more and more people telling the spoiled little brats to knock it off.

Some people know how to read a room, others don't... :?

 

[argh!]

Ha, So true! Of many posters, not just Kem. They all claim not to engage, while in the same post railing against someone's home city or state simply because it doesn't vote in the nutjob fashion they desire, for example.

I for one will engage often just for sport. I mean really though, how serious can people take message board post seriously any way. It’s probably the most meaningless thing any of us will do today.

yep.