Does anyone remember the Bud "Real Men Of Genius" ads from the mid 2000's?
If not, you can listen to them on this link... The singer on the ads is the lead singer of the band Survivor, AKA "Eye Of The Tiger". I wrote around 50 or so of my own ads, and am posting here because I'm working on a GRIZ one... If you know the ads or don't know them, please get on the same page as me and start bouncing some ideas my way... The title could be "Mister Cold Ball Warmer" or "Ball Pumper Upper" etc...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21Kw1gj5JpY
I sent a few examples of my ads to Bud, thinking they would like them and instead got a Cease and Desist letter... HAHAHHA... I can't sell my ideas, big deal... Some of them are hilarious, for those that haven't heard them..
I wrote this one for my Sister and an Ex, both Miller Lite "drinkers"...
"Misses Miller Lite Not Really Drinker Bragger"
Budweiser presents Real Men Of Genius...
Today we salute you, Misses Miller Lite Not Really Drinker Bragger...
"I don't see no real Beer"...
When you reach your brave arm into the Ice Cold Water, you don't reach for a bottle turning Blue on the label or whatever, you reach for more Water in a bottle...
"It's really really funny tasting Water"...
You dance in your 1 square foot space, shoulders bopping, sweating to the 80's, no actual alcohol in your system...
"Please keep drinking absolutely nothing"...
Roll those shoulders, head nod lips out eyes closed uh huh yeah nobody's looking at you or anything...
"Groove on Misses really really weird non drinking dancer"...
Worlds are colliding, You are drunk on hopes, dreams and Beep Beep Boo Boo N/A beer has nothing on you.
"That Waterslide looks real fun Aye Carumba"
We're not saying you're not drunk because of not drinking alcohol or alcohol teleportation or whatever, we are saying you need to drink...
"Calm down Misses Tiny Space Miller Lite Kinda Dancing Drinker"
So crack open an Ice Cold Bud Light, Misses Miller Lite Drinker Bragger... Actually, take a whole case since your hat says Go Jets...
Real Men Of Genius,
Budweiser Beer,
St. Louis, Missouri.
If not, you can listen to them on this link... The singer on the ads is the lead singer of the band Survivor, AKA "Eye Of The Tiger". I wrote around 50 or so of my own ads, and am posting here because I'm working on a GRIZ one... If you know the ads or don't know them, please get on the same page as me and start bouncing some ideas my way... The title could be "Mister Cold Ball Warmer" or "Ball Pumper Upper" etc...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21Kw1gj5JpY
I sent a few examples of my ads to Bud, thinking they would like them and instead got a Cease and Desist letter... HAHAHHA... I can't sell my ideas, big deal... Some of them are hilarious, for those that haven't heard them..
I wrote this one for my Sister and an Ex, both Miller Lite "drinkers"...
"Misses Miller Lite Not Really Drinker Bragger"
Budweiser presents Real Men Of Genius...
Today we salute you, Misses Miller Lite Not Really Drinker Bragger...
"I don't see no real Beer"...
When you reach your brave arm into the Ice Cold Water, you don't reach for a bottle turning Blue on the label or whatever, you reach for more Water in a bottle...
"It's really really funny tasting Water"...
You dance in your 1 square foot space, shoulders bopping, sweating to the 80's, no actual alcohol in your system...
"Please keep drinking absolutely nothing"...
Roll those shoulders, head nod lips out eyes closed uh huh yeah nobody's looking at you or anything...
"Groove on Misses really really weird non drinking dancer"...
Worlds are colliding, You are drunk on hopes, dreams and Beep Beep Boo Boo N/A beer has nothing on you.
"That Waterslide looks real fun Aye Carumba"
We're not saying you're not drunk because of not drinking alcohol or alcohol teleportation or whatever, we are saying you need to drink...
"Calm down Misses Tiny Space Miller Lite Kinda Dancing Drinker"
So crack open an Ice Cold Bud Light, Misses Miller Lite Drinker Bragger... Actually, take a whole case since your hat says Go Jets...
Real Men Of Genius,
Budweiser Beer,
St. Louis, Missouri.
