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Previous Egriz Posters Who I Would Love To See Return

hunt-ducks said:
Grizfan-24 said:
I mean we can't be all Shaquille O'Neal or Kevin Federline can we? Just as we can't aspire to the pedestrian heights of posters who look for back door exits out of the Missoula Club.

Lowering yourself into the ditch, eh 24. Quite unbecoming of a football blog-purveyor of esteem like yourself. For the record, I have never entered, or exited the back door of the Mo Club.

Heard you took it in the back door there quite often though.
 
grizatwork said:
hunt-ducks said:
Lowering yourself into the ditch, eh 24. Quite unbecoming of a football blog-purveyor of esteem like yourself. For the record, I have never entered, or exited the back door of the Mo Club.

Heard you took it in the back door there quite often though.

Oooooo, a gay quip. So original dude. We're all duly-impressed with such creativity. A fox always smells his own hole, however.
 
Ursa Major said:
CDAGRIZ said:
Post all of your posts? That's a tough one, but (with respect to Ursa) I'll give it a shot:

Say I'm in 'Nam, and my sniper buddy turns to me and says, "Hey, you should go to the University of Montana!" So I go. And I do my work, but I lie about playing sports, but maybe a few people believe me. Soon after, I sell knee braces to fat people and call myself tall. Maybe I even take the liberty of shutting down a really good message board via violent threats. Turns out, there's another message board that accepts me, but it won't be long before I post racist stuff and get band. Then, I'll repeat that process 17 more times. Who knows? Maybe along the way, I send threatening PMs to everyone who disagrees with anything I say. Maybe another poster will set up a meeting with me, and I'll cower away through the back door. I'll admit to doing it under one of my usernames, but it won't be long before I'll be coming back and acting like it never happened. No apologies. No Nuthin'. A whole new crop of users won't remember how truly vile I am, and I can start the process anew. But, that's not helping my sniper buddy from 'Nam.

So, why shouldn't I post all of your posts? Let's just say I'm holding out for something better. Hell, why don't I just play the victim, whine about non-football posts, insult everyone who disagrees with me, post non-football posts almost exclusively, threaten people via PMs, rake my gravel yard, and join a senior community HOA board? I could be elected president (of said HOA board).

:lol: :lol:

I never believed in reincarnation before I saw Steve Dill in action. One of the best characters he created was the one that was married to the mob. His brother-in-law (Luca Brasí) was a hit man for the mob which was an implied threat not to screw with him because he’s mobbed up.

Steve Dill should be a character in a Ken Kesey novel. An unpopular and isolated narcissist with little charm or charisma that yearns for admiration and acceptance. Even after repeated rejection he continues to come back to the same back water FCS website looking to be accepted as the genius he believes he is. It’s his white whale. Maybe a character created by Melville on a bad LSD trip?

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. But, you are correct about my brother-in-law.
 
CDAGRIZ said:
hunt-ducks said:
I will be happy to, if you post all of my posts

Post all of your posts? That's a tough one, but (with respect to Ursa) I'll give it a shot:

Say I'm in 'Nam, and my sniper buddy turns to me and says, "Hey, you should go to the University of Montana!" So I go. And I do my work, but I lie about playing sports, but maybe a few people believe me. Soon after, I sell knee braces to fat people and call myself tall. Maybe I even take the liberty of shutting down a really good message board via violent threats. Turns out, there's another message board that accepts me, but it won't be long before I post racist stuff and get band. Then, I'll repeat that process 17 more times. Who knows? Maybe along the way, I send threatening PMs to everyone who disagrees with anything I say. Maybe another poster will set up a meeting with me, and I'll cower away through the back door. I'll admit to doing it under one of my usernames, but it won't be long before I'll be coming back and acting like it never happened. No apologies. No Nuthin'. A whole new crop of users won't remember how truly vile I am, and I can start the process anew. But, that's not helping my sniper buddy from 'Nam.

So, why shouldn't I post all of your posts? Let's just say I'm holding out for something better. Hell, why don't I just play the victim, whine about non-football posts, insult everyone who disagrees with me, post non-football posts almost exclusively, threaten people via PMs, rake my gravel yard, and join a senior community HOA board? I could be elected president (of said HOA board).
There is POTY, and then there is Post Of A Lifetime. That is some top shelf Lagavulin 37 stuff!
 
SaskGriz said:
CDAGRIZ said:
Post all of your posts? That's a tough one, but (with respect to Ursa) I'll give it a shot:

Say I'm in 'Nam, and my sniper buddy turns to me and says, "Hey, you should go to the University of Montana!" So I go. And I do my work, but I lie about playing sports, but maybe a few people believe me. Soon after, I sell knee braces to fat people and call myself tall. Maybe I even take the liberty of shutting down a really good message board via violent threats. Turns out, there's another message board that accepts me, but it won't be long before I post racist stuff and get band. Then, I'll repeat that process 17 more times. Who knows? Maybe along the way, I send threatening PMs to everyone who disagrees with anything I say. Maybe another poster will set up a meeting with me, and I'll cower away through the back door. I'll admit to doing it under one of my usernames, but it won't be long before I'll be coming back and acting like it never happened. No apologies. No Nuthin'. A whole new crop of users won't remember how truly vile I am, and I can start the process anew. But, that's not helping my sniper buddy from 'Nam.

So, why shouldn't I post all of your posts? Let's just say I'm holding out for something better. Hell, why don't I just play the victim, whine about non-football posts, insult everyone who disagrees with me, post non-football posts almost exclusively, threaten people via PMs, rake my gravel yard, and join a senior community HOA board? I could be elected president (of said HOA board).
There is POTY, and then there is Post Of A Lifetime. That is some top shelf Lagavulin 37 stuff!

Easily impressed much? Go back and indoctrinate your students, like the good wittle socialist you are. Might wanna move back to Missoula to be with your kind. They're reserving a place for you under the Reserve Street bridge.
 
hunt-ducks said:
SaskGriz said:
There is POTY, and then there is Post Of A Lifetime. That is some top shelf Lagavulin 37 stuff!

Easily impressed much? Go back and indoctrinate your students, like the good wittle socialist you are. Might wanna move back to Missoula to be with your kind. They're reserving a place for you under the Reserve Street bridge.
It's summer holidays, socialism class doesn't start up again until after Labour Day.
 
SaskGriz said:
hunt-ducks said:
Easily impressed much? Go back and indoctrinate your students, like the good wittle socialist you are. Might wanna move back to Missoula to be with your kind. They're reserving a place for you under the Reserve Street bridge.
It's summer holidays, socialism class doesn't start up again until after Labour Day.

:lol:
 
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