The top 10 things coaches are telling Wyoming recruits…
10. ”The snow is beautiful, ain’t it? And the best part is that it last nine months.”
9. ”Don’t tell anyone, but we can pull a few strings and get you an Elk tag. SSSSHHHH.”
8. ”If you passed grade school you’re guaranteed at least a 2.5 G.P.A.”
7. ”Movie stars love Wyoming - have you ever seen Brokeback Mountain?”
6. ”Brown and gold is a little outdated, that’s why we are changing our colors to flannel.”
5. ”Let’s face it, if you’re taking an official visit to Wyoming there aren’t too many other schools knocking on your door.” (we gotcha)
4. ”You will not have to deal with distractions like ‘beautiful women’ or ‘hot babes.’”
3. ”We are sponsored by Miller.”
2. ”We promise to get you out of Wyoming 6 TIMES A YEAR!”
1. ”Joe Glenn is the classiest cowboy in Laramie.”
Wyoming week by Quinn Gooch
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