So the reverse and more accurate quote would be
“First of all, I'm coaching the shittiest team of the conference,” Phenicie said. “We have the worst facilities. We have a sand pounder as a head coach. We come out of the cave with all these neat Middle fingers and we’re just lucky to be on the field with them. We’re just poor little Idaho State. We don’t have a big ole stadium, we have a barn. Our stadium’s old and shitty. We’re just lucky to have any fans in Pokie. We’ll go out and give our best, but lose again.
