Official eGriz Poll The Results Are In

[CDAGRIZ]

Candy land?

Chutes and Ladders 4 sur

See-Action Football. Had all the plays memorized for both teams.

Yeah, played the game. Big time.

I'll allow it, but this is a Tecmo Super Bowl Poll. Everyone talks about Bo Jackson, pssh! If you could keep Barry Sanders healthy throughout the season, and just have Rodney Peete manage the game with short passes (had to change that dumb QB roll play), Jerry Ball could hold down the defense. The old NFC Central was trash in that game.

 

[EverettGriz]

I support having an ewoooer fan on the pole. But it’s an extremely small selection pool.

Also, Boise’s airport is open container. They allow you to stroll the concourses with a drink. They SOOO need to implement this policy at the Schick. I gotta have a little chat with management.

 

[ABQCat]

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't make it. My only real qualification is the huge number of mean names PR has called me. Including but not limited to:
Dumb
Idiot
Troll
Not a particularly good troll (that hurt me bad)
Never played the game
Stupid

Most of these I'm very proud of, but I don't think it will be enough. I feel bad about that.

 

[jodcon]

Candy land?

Chutes and Ladders 4 sur

See-Action Football. Had all the plays memorized for both teams.

Yeah, played the game. Big time.

I'll allow it, but this is a Tecmo Super Bowl Poll. Everyone talks about Bo Jackson, pssh! If you could keep Barry Sanders healthy throughout the season, and just have Rodney Peete manage the game with short passes (had to change that dumb QB roll play), Jerry Ball could hold down the defense. The old NFC Central was trash in that game.

Tecmo Bowl was a hoot. All I know after that was one of the early Madden's had an unstoppable play, Emmitt off left tackle was a guaranteed 3 yards, remember people being pissed off they couldn't stop that play.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

I support having an ewoooer fan on the pole. But it’s an extremely small selection pool.

Also, Boise’s airport is open container. They allow you to stroll the concourses with a drink. They SOOO need to implement this policy at the Schick. I gotta have a little chat with management.

Just threaten to pull funding if they don’t institute a change in leadership. I’m told that can work.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't make it. My only real qualification is the huge number of mean names PR has called me. Including but not limited to:
Dumb
Idiot
Troll
Not a particularly good troll (that hurt me bad)
Never played the game
Stupid

Most of these I'm very proud of, but I don't think it will be enough. I feel bad about that.

You can always formally submit an application, ABQ. The Poll isn’t for the hand-wringing wallflowers wondering if they’re good enough. Maybe take the leap and the C&F Exam.

 

[EverettGriz]

Easier said than done, CDA. I’m on the auto-withdrawal program. I get a five percent bonus for that, which really helps with the Costco vodka purchases.

 

[jcu27]

The injustices being done to me are just ridiculous! :lol:

Bud, re-read the last sentence of my last post. The C&F Exam is not a joke. We all passed, and I think you can, too.

If AzGriz can pass. I can definitely pass! I'll pass better than Dave Dickenson!

 

[pussycatkillerz]

Will free snacks be provided at HQ?

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Easier said than done, CDA. I’m on the auto-withdrawal program. I get a five percent bonus for that, which really helps with the Costco vodka purchases.

As the old fundraising saying goes: “yield a wing; wield a wang.” They’ll cave.

 

[Geddes]

Chutes and Ladders 4 sur

See-Action Football. Had all the plays memorized for both teams.

Yeah, played the game. Big time.

I'll allow it, but this is a Tecmo Super Bowl Poll. Everyone talks about Bo Jackson, pssh! If you could keep Barry Sanders healthy throughout the season, and just have Rodney Peete manage the game with short passes (had to change that dumb QB roll play), Jerry Ball could hold down the defense. The old NFC Central was trash in that game.

Techno Bowl was a hoot. All I know after that was one of the early Madden's had an unstoppable play, Emmitt off left tackle was a guaranteed 3 yards, remember people being pissed off they couldn't stop that play.

#1. Michael Vick 2004 "I'm faster than you and can throw it 80 yards too" play

#1a. Randy Moss 2009 post corners

And, I thank Super Tecmo Bowl for first introducing this 8 year old child to gambling. That game got fu*kin' real in my household.

 

[jcu27]

If it can't get much worse I'd gladly put my 25 cents in.

It was a good effort, JCU, but 5.8 is below our threshold on Character (it's actually impolite to vape in a baby's face, and "Stankonia" isn't the capital of New Jersey). You were better on Fitness, just work on your juggling. I think you'll ace this thing if you want to try again next Tuesday.

I thought for sure if grizindabox got in I could.. I mean at least I've played the game. I'm going to have to have dinner with Bobby Hauck and Donald Trump to discuss the social influence bias that egrizzers are producing on this lovely site.

Whoa, whoa, whoa....what games have you played? Are you a Catan person?

Oh hell no! That's very insulting.




I'm more of a Risk type of guy!

 

[Ursa Major]

I support having an ewoooer fan on the pole. But it’s an extremely small selection pool.

Also, Boise’s airport is open container. They allow you to stroll the concourses with a drink. They SOOO need to implement this policy at the Schick. I gotta have a little chat with management.

Bardenay always Bardenay. They make the second best peach vodka in the Treasure Valley.

 

[ABQCat]

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't make it. My only real qualification is the huge number of mean names PR has called me. Including but not limited to:
Dumb
Idiot
Troll
Not a particularly good troll (that hurt me bad)
Never played the game
Stupid

Most of these I'm very proud of, but I don't think it will be enough. I feel bad about that.

You can always formally submit an application, ABQ. The Poll isn’t for the hand-wringing wallflowers wondering if they’re good enough. Maybe take the leap and the C&F Exam.

Ah great. In addition I'm now tentative, weak minded, and lack a moral compass. Thanks a lot CDA.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't make it. My only real qualification is the huge number of mean names PR has called me. Including but not limited to:
Dumb
Idiot
Troll
Not a particularly good troll (that hurt me bad)
Never played the game
Stupid

Most of these I'm very proud of, but I don't think it will be enough. I feel bad about that.

You can always formally submit an application, ABQ. The Poll isn’t for the hand-wringing wallflowers wondering if they’re good enough. Maybe take the leap and the C&F Exam.

Ah great. In addition I'm now tentative, weak minded, and lack a moral compass. Thanks a lot CDA.

No more. I have to commend you on your C&F performance. A lot of voters just skipped the kielbasa round altogether. Not you.

Welcome. Votes are due Sundays at 7pm Pacific.

 

[ABQCat]

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't make it. My only real qualification is the huge number of mean names PR has called me. Including but not limited to:
Dumb
Idiot
Troll
Not a particularly good troll (that hurt me bad)
Never played the game
Stupid

Most of these I'm very proud of, but I don't think it will be enough. I feel bad about that.

You can always formally submit an application, ABQ. The Poll isn’t for the hand-wringing wallflowers wondering if they’re good enough. Maybe take the leap and the C&F Exam.

Ah great. In addition I'm now tentative, weak minded, and lack a moral compass. Thanks a lot CDA.

No more. I have to commend you on your C&F performance. A lot of voters just skipped the kielbasa round altogether. Not you.

Welcome. Votes are due Sundays at 7pm Pacific.

:shock: Yes! I'm going to submit my acceptance speech on the subreddit! I'll make you proud.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

You can always formally submit an application, ABQ. The Poll isn’t for the hand-wringing wallflowers wondering if they’re good enough. Maybe take the leap and the C&F Exam.

Ah great. In addition I'm now tentative, weak minded, and lack a moral compass. Thanks a lot CDA.

No more. I have to commend you on your C&F performance. A lot of voters just skipped the kielbasa round altogether. Not you.

Welcome. Votes are due Sundays at 7pm Pacific.

:shock: Yes! I'm going to submit my acceptance speech on the subreddit! I'll make you proud.

I know you will. You’ve always been one of the “good ones”. Happy to have you as a voter, man.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Will free snacks be provided at HQ?

The very fact that you have to ask this question tells me that you are ready. The only thing holding you back is you.

 

[jodcon]

I support having an ewoooer fan on the pole. But it’s an extremely small selection pool.

Also, Boise’s airport is open container. They allow you to stroll the concourses with a drink. They SOOO need to implement this policy at the Schick. I gotta have a little chat with management.

marceagfan5 would be the most likely to pass the test, solid thinker and wouldn't try to catch the scissors like other dumbasses have.

 

[Geddes]

I second that marceagleguy might have what it takes. I don't know if the Ranger ewoo poster still posts here anymore. He seemed pretty educated on FCS. The rest of the ewoos can suck a big phatty.