Of course I'm spoiled--I'm a Griz fan! (Are bananas yellow? Are Venezuelans crazy drivers?) And I acknowledge: We've found a kicker! And a punter! And one of the most dazzling electrifying returners I've seen anywhere in years! Plus: That defense was superb. Semore may be Waymore than Gregorak. This is a great day to be a Griz fan!
But that offense--argh! And rather than just bitch, let me be specific:
--I love the warp-speed offense, and the theory behind it: The defense can't get set, can't substitute on third down. You run 90 plays and the defense wears down, so you own the fourth quarter. But this whole theory is predicated on running 90 plays! If you go three and out every time, the whole theory boomerangs back on itself. Now it's YOUR defense that's in trouble, because YOUR team has just run three plays in a few seconds, and you're right back on the field. All those three-and-outs in the second half really put the pressure on our defense. Let's face it: A better passer might have shredded our secondary yesterday, given all the opportunities they had. You cannot have your defense on the field that long, I don't care how good they are.
--Over on the N.I. board, somebody said, "Does Montana have a height limit on its running backs?" I broke out laughing. I'm a big fan of both Nguyen brothers--smart, shifty runners. But seriously. Do you really want your FEATURED back to be 5'7" and 184 pounds? To carry the ball 24 times in a key game against a great defense? A guy that can't run over people, but then doesn't have the speed to break away from people either? Other teams have size AND speed at running back, even at the FCS level. I just don't see Nguyen carrying the ball 24 times, and providing the running threat we need if this offense is to succeed.
--Unhappily, regrettably, I missed the live version of Louie-McGee's punt return. Why? I was so angry, I took a hike, and didn't come back till the start of the second half. Here we are, against a major opponent, on their turf, and we've thrown a couple of great haymakers: the wide-open TD pass, and the sensational field goal. We're up 10-zip, but I thanks to a fumble, are right back deep in their territory third and one. And we run that absolutely stupid, insanely assinine quarterback sneak! Hey, we're Montana! We have an offensive genius for a coach! We're gonna throw the football all over the field and mix up plays and do it all so fast, you're head will be on a swivel!! Instead, we run a QB sneak, from such a tight formation everybody inside the dome knew what we were doing. They bunch their defense and stuff the play, and I'm livid, up screaming in a bar where everybody else is watching other games, wondering what the hell's the matter with me. But then: WE RUN THE SAME DAMNED PLAY AGAIN!! I was just furious.
And while the victory has tempered my anger, I still don't get it. My esteemed fellow basketball poster, Grizrule, can say it's early, the offense takes time, blah, blah. But later I watched Boise State, and I can tell you, it didn't take them time to get their offense cooking. Other teams are running at warp speed as well, so that's hardly the great innovation it was when Chip Kelley and Oregon started it. So I have to ask: Is Bob Stitt REALLY the offensive genius he was cracked up to be? When do all the excuses about "early season" and he "doesn't yet have his personnel" and "he can't do this until the Syrian crisis is resolved"....when do all the excuses end? I would really like to know, because I watch other teams, and I see little evidence of genius here. Which is hugely ironic, given that almost all the other aspects of this football team are coming together so beautifully, while our offense is so pathetic.