Not to point out the obvious, but...

[CDAGRIZ]

Thanks to CDA, we're gonna need another bunch of torches. Small diameter, green Douglas-fir will work nicely for the handles. A certain someone I know has recently come into possession of 2 very nice axes; he knows who he is, and I hope he knows what he needs to do.

God Damnit! Nobody say a fucking word . . .

 

[CDAGRIZ]

I've just been informed by the DDDSF treasurer that citronella is not in this year's budget. Fucking bean counters!

I told you chodes to waste the office supplies at the end of FY2013 so we could get more funding this year. I might have started two large fires in two days, but I know how state funding works. It's like fucking open mic night around here . . .

 

[Cotton-eyed Hoe]

God Damnit! Nobody say a f***[*] word . . .

You have got to be f**king kidding me! How's it feel to be 2/2 CDA? You're batting 1.000! Somebody pin a gold star to this boy's chest, 'cause he's going to the all-star game!
This has turned into a goddamned farce.
I am SO sorry, Dave.

 

[Buttegrizzle]

While Big Sky fans may revere Jared Allen the feeling is definately not mutual. Everytime
the Viking defense introduced themselves on the tube Allen passed on associating himself with Idaho State in favor of naming his alma mater as the University of Eternal Truth or some other weird fabrication...

Huh? Have you seen the JA weight room he paid for at ISU? I'd say he loves his alma mater.
And no DD is not a BSC no. 1 Athlete. Watch the 95 game again. He is no. 1 in heart and mental toughness. JJ has twice the arm and running ability. But that's why DD is a hero. He just got it done somehow. Also possibly because he was pretty damn smart.

 

[WaGriz4life]

While Big Sky fans may revere Jared Allen the feeling is definately not mutual. Everytime
the Viking defense introduced themselves on the tube Allen passed on associating himself with Idaho State in favor of naming his alma mater as the University of Eternal Truth or some other weird fabrication...

Huh? Have you seen the JA weight room he paid for at ISU? I'd say he loves his alma mater.
And no DD is not a BSC no. 1 Athlete. Watch the 95 game again. He is no. 1 in heart and mental toughness. JJ has twice the arm and running ability. But that's why DD is a hero. He just got it done somehow. Also possibly because he was pretty damn smart.

You obviously don't know much about Jared Allen and what happened to him at ISU.

 

[Buttegrizzle]

While Big Sky fans may revere Jared Allen the feeling is definately not mutual. Everytime
the Viking defense introduced themselves on the tube Allen passed on associating himself with Idaho State in favor of naming his alma mater as the University of Eternal Truth or some other weird fabrication...

Huh? Have you seen the JA weight room he paid for at ISU? I'd say he loves his alma mater.
And no DD is not a BSC no. 1 Athlete. Watch the 95 game again. He is no. 1 in heart and mental toughness. JJ has twice the arm and running ability. But that's why DD is a hero. He just got it done somehow. Also possibly because he was pretty damn smart.

You obviously don't know much about Jared Allen and what happened to him at ISU.

No. I don't know the back story. But about two months ago Coach Kramer showed me a shiney facility called "Jared Allen weightroom" that beats ours all to hell and Allen paid for it. Just sayin.

 

[tnt]

While Big Sky fans may revere Jared Allen the feeling is definately not mutual. Everytime
the Viking defense introduced themselves on the tube Allen passed on associating himself with Idaho State in favor of naming his alma mater as the University of Eternal Truth or some other weird fabrication...

Huh? Have you seen the JA weight room he paid for at ISU? I'd say he loves his alma mater.
And no DD is not a BSC no. 1 Athlete. Watch the 95 game again. He is no. 1 in heart and mental toughness. JJ has twice the arm and running ability. But that's why DD is a hero. He just got it done somehow. Also possibly because he was pretty damn smart.

You obviously don't know much about Jared Allen and what happened to him at ISU.

No. I don't know the back story. But about two months ago Coach Kramer showed me a shiney facility called "Jared Allen weightroom" that beats ours all to hell and Allen paid for it. Just sayin.

He didn't pay for the whole thing. Only 200 grand. He did buy new uniforms though

http://www.isubengals.com/sports/2010/10/18/GEN_1018102812.aspx?path=general" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

He had a legal problem 2002, didn't learn his lesson and repeated at KC. There was the bus incident when he was a senior. Then turned 180 degrees. Its quite a story.

 

[WyomingGrizFan]

What am I forgetting...

A couple ton-and-a-halves full of beer? :roll:

 

[Ursa Major]

Due to pure incompetence, I fear we may have to bring in a mercenary to carry this mission out. There is only one man I know of who can carry this out. I will call the Arizona State Parole Board in the morning.

God Have Mercy On Our Souls!

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Due to pure incompetence, I fear we may have to bring in a mercenary to carry this mission out. There is only one man I know of who can carry this out. I will call the Arizona State Parole Board in the morning.

God Have Mercy On Our Souls!

I was hoping it wouldn't come to this. I tried my level best, but it was far from enough. The decision to unleash a menacing, homoerotic woodsman is not an easy one, and it takes a true American to make the call. Ursa, you are a patriot.

In the words of President Bill Pullman, "May our children forgive us."

 

[Ursa Major]

Wait a second, If we plan this right we might be okay.

Scenario #1: Our friend, Fisty the ass-rapist, fails in his attempt to assault the Big Sky Conference Complex (AKA; Fullerton's Wolf Lair), he will be arrested and the failed attempt at justice will surely be blamed on NAU.

Scenerio #2: Our friend, Fisty, succeeds in his assault on the building and punishes the evil doers. We can put him up at our safe house in Southern Idaho. As soon as he arrives there, Cotton Eyed Hoe drops a dime on his ass and back to the pokey he goes. Oh sure there will be a perfunctory investigation but who are the authorities going to believe? A multiple convicted felon or us?

It's all about plausible deniability!

Col. Oliver North

 

[Ursa Major]

I just received a coded wire from our special operatives in Bozeman. Both Ron and Mr. Nuance are fully behind us on this and await orders to support our efforts. Below is the complete text:

We are fully behind you on these efforts, stop.

We are ready to lend support in anyway we can to the DDDSF, stop.

Our work here is almost complete. We have collectively crippled the MSU program for the foreseeable future. We await further orders and our commitment will never stop, stop.

Sam Wainwright is willing to provide financial support up to $25,000, stop

Long live Griz Nation and Long live Monte, stop

Yours in the Bond, Dynamic Duo, stop.

 

[grizatwork]

I just received a coded wire from our special operatives in Bozeman. Both Ron and Mr. Nuance are fully behind us on this and await orders to support our efforts. Below is the complete text:

We are fully behind you on these efforts, stop.

We are ready to lend support in anyway we can to the DDDSF, stop.

Our work here is almost complete. We have collectively crippled the MSU program for the foreseeable future. We await further orders and our commitment will never stop, stop.

Sam Wainwright is willing to provide financial support up to $25,000, stop

Long live Griz Nation and Long live Monte, stop

Yours in the Bond, Dynamic Duo, stop.

Nice!!! I love the Sam Wainwright reference. Hee Haw!!

 

[statler & waldorf]

You obviously don't know much about Jared Allen and what happened to him at ISU.

Well, you have my attention. I don't know what happened, and I lived in the area during his ISU playing days. You have the floor....

 

[WaGriz4life]

You obviously don't know much about Jared Allen and what happened to him at ISU.

Well, you have my attention. I don't know what happened, and I lived in the area during his ISU playing days. You have the floor....

He tried to transfer early in his career and ISU refused to release him from his scholarship.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

I just received a coded wire from our special operatives in Bozeman. Both Ron and Mr. Nuance are fully behind us on this and await orders to support our efforts. Below is the complete text:

We are fully behind you on these efforts, stop.

We are ready to lend support in anyway we can to the DDDSF, stop.

Our work here is almost complete. We have collectively crippled the MSU program for the foreseeable future. We await further orders and our commitment will never stop, stop.

Sam Wainwright is willing to provide financial support up to $25,000, stop

Long live Griz Nation and Long live Monte, stop

Yours in the Bond, Dynamic Duo, stop.

This is some of the best work I've seen in quite some time.

 

[tnt]

You obviously don't know much about Jared Allen and what happened to him at ISU.

Well, you have my attention. I don't know what happened, and I lived in the area during his ISU playing days. You have the floor....

He tried to transfer early in his career and ISU refused to release him from his scholarship.

And why wouldn't he have? He transferred High Schools his Senior year after having interest from several D-1 schools. He sort of Dropped off a lot of radar. Couple that with some out and out lies from a former principal, There were but a few schools willing to take a "chance" on the kid.

He proved him self both as student, and athlete and an individual at ISU, why wouldn't he want to improve himself? He apparently doesn't bare any ill will and as of a week or so had 15 million reasons to believe it all worked out very well for him.

 

[WaGriz4life]

I just received a coded wire from our special operatives in Bozeman. Both Ron and Mr. Nuance are fully behind us on this and await orders to support our efforts. Below is the complete text:

We are fully behind you on these efforts, stop.

We are ready to lend support in anyway we can to the DDDSF, stop.

Our work here is almost complete. We have collectively crippled the MSU program for the foreseeable future. We await further orders and our commitment will never stop, stop.

Sam Wainwright is willing to provide financial support up to $25,000, stop

Long live Griz Nation and Long live Monte, stop

Yours in the Bond, Dynamic Duo, stop.

:clap:

 

[statler & waldorf]

Thank you TNT and WaGriz4Life for your information. Googled him, saw he was accused during his late high school career of theft, thus drying up scholarship offers and a shot a D-I, thus ending up in Pocatello. Now, THERES a fall. The only information is that he used the term "culinary institute" to just "piss off some people at ISU." I assume Larry Lewis was high on his list.

 

[tnt]

Thank you TNT and WaGriz4Life for your information. Googled him, saw he was accused during his late high school career of theft, thus drying up scholarship offers and a shot a D-I, thus ending up in Pocatello. Now, THERES a fall. The only information is that he used the term "culinary institute" to just "piss off some people at ISU." I assume Larry Lewis was high on his list.

Kind of funny the difference a few years makes in these "kids." From the way he speaks now ISU is probably the first place he was ever "wanted"