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NOONAN!!!!

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Paytonlives

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This is a guy I would love to see at MSU. Could you only imagine the fun the griz faithful would have with him as the kittie QB.

Billy NOONAN
Ht: 6-0 Wt: 200 40: 4.80
Position: QB
Year: Class of 2008
High School: St. Pius X HS
(Houston, TX)


PS he is not going to be in the BSC- but it would be fun.

MISS IT NOONAN

http://fresnostate.scout.com/a.z?s=164&p=8&c=1&nid=3144262
 
Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny?
Danny Noonan: Every day.
Ty Webb: Good. Then what's your problem?
Danny Noonan: I don't know.
 
Danny Noonan: I planned to go to law school after I graduated, but it looks like my folks won't have enough money to put me through college.

Judge Smails: Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.
 
Chevy: You aren't being the ball...
Danny: Well its kind of hard with you talking like that...

Danny: Where'd it go?
Chevy: Right in the lumber yard.

:laugh: Good isht!
 
Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.

Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.


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"Remember Danny - Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left."

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"Oh, Judge... this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity."

All time classic.
 
Carl Spackler:

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
 
Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course

Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.

Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. The little brown, furry rodents.

Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.
 
Spaulding Smails
"This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it."
 
You know, there's alot of....badness in the world, Danny. I see it everyday in court. Why, I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. Felt I.......owed it to them.
 
Carl Spackler: This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
 
Mind if I play through?



Sure. Go right ahead. Are you getting
in a late nineor something?



I was just loosening up a bit.



Was that your ball I heard rattling
through here?



Yeah. Did you see my ball?



Titleist?



-That's it!


-It's right here.



Is this your place?



What do you think?



It's really awful.



Well, I have a lot of things on order.
You know, credit trouble.



I'm an assistant greenskeeper.
They say that doesn't mean anything
until I'm the head greenskeeper.



Can you get me a ruling on this?



Make yourself comfortable.



No, I don't want to stick to anything.
 
and yet a few more:




Carl: You've got a pool up there, right?

TY: Yeaah..a pool ...and a pond...Pond would be good for you Carl.

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Carl Spackler: I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.

==========================

Ty Webb: This your place, Carl?
Carl Spackler: Yeah, whatta ya think?
Ty Webb: It's really... awful.
Carl Spackler: Well, I got a lot of stuff on order. You know... credit trouble.

====================
Mrs. Smails: Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks?

=============

Groundskeeper Sandy: Carl. Damn your eyes. I told you, today is the day we change the holes. Now, do it, and no more slacking off.
Carl Spackler: I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner.

=======================

last but not least



Ty: Thank you very little!
 
kemajic said:
This is an intense thread regarding Griz football....
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More Entertaining than the 20+ How to Fix Griz Football Threads below..

oh.. and

\.Carl Spackler./I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
 
Al Czervik: Orange balls! Hey, I'll have a box of those...give me a box of those naked lady tee's, and give me two of those..and give me six of those...aww this is the worst looking hat I ever saw...you buy a hat like this and you get a free bowl of soup. Looks good on you though!


Al Czervik: You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?


Sandy MacReedy: I want you to kill every gopher on the course.
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy MacReedy: Gophers! You great git! Not golfers! The little brown furry rodents!
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even have to have a reason.



Carl Spackler: License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.
 
UMclassof2002 said:
You know, there's alot of....badness in the world, Danny. I see it everyday in court. Why, I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. Felt I.......owed it to them.
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One of my favorite movie lines. Along with just about every other line that's been posted here. This has given me a hankerin' to pull out my DVD of this and watch it for about the zillionth time.

Judge Smails: Danny, I'm having a party this weekend down at the club to Christen my new sloop. Do you have any plans this weekend?

Noonen: I have no plans.

Judge Smails: Good. How'd you like to come over and mow my lawn?

RIP Ted Knight
 
Al Czervik: Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.


Al Czervik: Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.


Al Czervik: I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?


Carl Spackler: I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.


Carl Spackler: This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.


Ty Webb: You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.


Ty Webb: Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean... You know who that guy was Danny?

Danny Noonan: No.

Ty Webb: Take one good guess.

Danny Noonan: Bob Hope?

Ty Webb: Ha ha... No, that guy was Mitch Comstein, my roommate. He was a good guy.
 
Funny stuff....good to see!

I sorta liked this thread in the Griz/FCS section.

Interesting it took 36ish hrs to move it. AG2 you must have the magic touch. :laugh:
 
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