Ursa Major said:This year is going to be bigger and better too! That bastard at the Chronicle who said last year's performance was, "A stale, sterile bore reminiscent of the 2011 Halloween on Brown Waves flop, Ash's to Ashes", is going to eat his fucking words. This year I have a life-size model of MSU's Mother Superior in full mermaid garb riding a pure white beluga whale with a school of brown trout in tow. The whole ensemble will be breaching the water every 20' with synchronized music, sound effects and ending with a fireworks crescendo.bgbigdog said:Ursa Major said:Meh . . . I'd rather complain on eGriz about how much Haslam has sold the fans down the river.brewskis said:I found a sports bar in my area that can play any Root sports region. If you do a little calling around you might find a similar place.
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Yeah sure... everyone here knows you're headed to the gallatin for your annual gelatin-in-the-shit-pond Halloween prank. Oh f$&k, did I say that out loud? Never mind...
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