THANK GOD I'm not a kitten fan:
For the last 15 years each August like clockwork the cat fans crawl out of their cat box to proclaim that this is they year they win it all!!
I'll give them credit: How they are able to get up for each season is flat out amazing.
The kitten fans in August
Each year they are Pre season champs.
Each year they think they are the NC contenders.
Each year they are "Scary" good.
Each year there have expectations are way beyond reality.
Each year they think they are the team to beat in the BSC.
Each year we hear from their fans that 10-1 or 9-2 at the least will happen.
Each year they proclaim that their QB is as good as Tom Brady or Dave Dickenson.
Each year their defense is as good as the 1985 Bears.
Each year thieir coach is the best in the league.
Each year they have way more talent then the year before.
Each year they crow and pound their chest like they are world beaters.
And they consider two wins in a row, a "streak".
You would think that all the above would have achieved several NC or at least long playoff runs, but...
Each year they fail to be prove themselves:
-Haven't been to the playoffs in 4 years.
-Are 3-5 in playoff games since 2005.
-Are starting last years freshmen Linebacker at QB.
-Think that reps in practice against a D that can't hit you and you know what they are running makes you game ready.
-During every loss the refs were out to get them and they were robbed.
-Somehow Choat is amazing yet has a losing record at 14-21. (Correction 9-13)
-Claim they are not red-headed step children, then go out and act like they are.
-They crow about beating the Griz the last two years year but are 4-8 in last 12 .
-Make 8 point and 7 point rivalry wins into 30 point blowouts.
-See a 31-0 loss at Washington State as a great game by the kittens.
-Put their players on outhouse doors.
-"blue cups" enough said.
-Beat one team with a winning record in 2017.
-Find a way to lose close games to "inferior" teams.
-Would rather go 3-8 than 8-3 as long as they beat the Griz.
and have to walk past a shit pond to get to their shit lake of a stadium.
And before you lovable red-headed step mousers start to post like red-headed step mousers, why don't you at least let your team prove something this year. But there are a half dozen kitten fans on Egriz that simply can't help them selves....
so kitties have at it... 3,2,1
For the last 15 years each August like clockwork the cat fans crawl out of their cat box to proclaim that this is they year they win it all!!
I'll give them credit: How they are able to get up for each season is flat out amazing.
The kitten fans in August
Each year they are Pre season champs.
Each year they think they are the NC contenders.
Each year they are "Scary" good.
Each year there have expectations are way beyond reality.
Each year they think they are the team to beat in the BSC.
Each year we hear from their fans that 10-1 or 9-2 at the least will happen.
Each year they proclaim that their QB is as good as Tom Brady or Dave Dickenson.
Each year their defense is as good as the 1985 Bears.
Each year thieir coach is the best in the league.
Each year they have way more talent then the year before.
Each year they crow and pound their chest like they are world beaters.
And they consider two wins in a row, a "streak".
You would think that all the above would have achieved several NC or at least long playoff runs, but...
Each year they fail to be prove themselves:
-Haven't been to the playoffs in 4 years.
-Are 3-5 in playoff games since 2005.
-Are starting last years freshmen Linebacker at QB.
-Think that reps in practice against a D that can't hit you and you know what they are running makes you game ready.
-During every loss the refs were out to get them and they were robbed.
-Somehow Choat is amazing yet has a losing record at 14-21. (Correction 9-13)
-Claim they are not red-headed step children, then go out and act like they are.
-They crow about beating the Griz the last two years year but are 4-8 in last 12 .
-Make 8 point and 7 point rivalry wins into 30 point blowouts.
-See a 31-0 loss at Washington State as a great game by the kittens.
-Put their players on outhouse doors.
-"blue cups" enough said.
-Beat one team with a winning record in 2017.
-Find a way to lose close games to "inferior" teams.
-Would rather go 3-8 than 8-3 as long as they beat the Griz.
and have to walk past a shit pond to get to their shit lake of a stadium.
And before you lovable red-headed step mousers start to post like red-headed step mousers, why don't you at least let your team prove something this year. But there are a half dozen kitten fans on Egriz that simply can't help them selves....
so kitties have at it... 3,2,1