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Need Some Brawl Advice

kemajic said:
Record the game. I do that anyhow without such serious conflict. Divorces are very expensive.
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Well I’ll be recording the game, but I’ll also be 1,000 miles away and unable to watch it until I get back on Monday. :evil: :evil:
 
AZGrizFan said:
My wife’s nephew is getting married. On Saturday, FFS. :evil:

I’ve already chewed his ass about getting married during football season at ALL, let alone on the biggest day of the freaking year, but I don’t think that’s enough. :stupid:

My question is this:

Should I:
A) Divorce his aunt for having such a stupid family member?
B) Keep the wife, but completely disown him, delete his phone number and make him dead to me?
C) Write him out of my will and give it all to a Chic-Fil-A charity?
D) Skip the wedding, watch the game at Dukes in Scottsdale, and deal with the fallout later?
E) ALL of the above?
F) None of the above? Other?

Please advise. I’m torn. Leaning towards D, but could use advice of those who’ve been there with retarded “family” members….
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C. and D. are the correct answers, although E is also acceptable.
 
I won’t suggest “A” as I don’t recommend divorce (expensive as someone above pointed out). I would say D. FunnyWater and MrTitlest always tell me, “don’t ask permission, ask for forgiveness later.”
 
HelenaHandBasket said:
putter said:
You could always pay some random guy $100 to identify as you and go to the wedding. You can watch the game at the bar and if people at the wedding don't like it then just tell them they are racist. Conversation over
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If this was a shot at humor, you missed.
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I was being as serious as AZ was when he made this thread. How could you miss that?
 
HelenaHandBasket said:
putter said:
I was being as serious as AZ was when he made this thread. How could you miss that?
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AZ was funny, your effort to identify as funny failed. I didn't miss anything.
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OK, Helena. Please accept my apologies….
 
I had to be in Spokane for Cat/griz one year and watched the game with my dad in a sports bar downtown...with the entire eastern Washington team and coaching staff there too. They had a bye.
 
Allezchat said:
I had to be in Spokane for Cat/griz one year and watched the game with my dad in a sports bar downtown...with the entire eastern Washington team and coaching staff there too. They had a bye.
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I call BS, nobody HAS to been in Spokane. Even their World Fair Slogan was, "If you happen to have left I-90 to Stop at Dicks." It's like saying I found myself in Cheney, there better be duck tape and a gimp mask in this story or it's just not credible.
 
SaskGriz said:
Allezchat said:
I had to be in Spokane for Cat/griz one year and watched the game with my dad in a sports bar downtown...with the entire eastern Washington team and coaching staff there too. They had a bye.
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I call BS, nobody HAS to been in Spokane. Even their World Fair Slogan was, "If you happen to have left I-90 to Stop at Dicks." It's like saying I found myself in Cheney, there better be duck tape and a gimp mask in this story or it's just not credible.
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The ONLY way I’m ever in Cheney is if I’m abducted and in the trunk of a car, bound and gagged.
 
AZGrizFan said:
My wife’s nephew is getting married. On Saturday, FFS. :evil:

I’ve already chewed his ass about getting married during football season at ALL, let alone on the biggest day of the freaking year, but I don’t think that’s enough. :stupid:

My question is this:

Should I:
A) Divorce his aunt for having such a stupid family member?
B) Keep the wife, but completely disown him, delete his phone number and make him dead to me?
C) Write him out of my will and give it all to a Chic-Fil-A charity?
D) Skip the wedding, watch the game at Dukes in Scottsdale, and deal with the fallout later?
E) ALL of the above?
F) None of the above? Other?

Please advise. I’m torn. Leaning towards D, but could use advice of those who’ve been there with retarded “family” members….
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Setting myself up for this, I know, but... take the D
 
Flathead Cat said:
AZGrizFan said:
My wife’s nephew is getting married. On Saturday, FFS. :evil:

I’ve already chewed his ass about getting married during football season at ALL, let alone on the biggest day of the freaking year, but I don’t think that’s enough. :stupid:

My question is this:

Should I:
A) Divorce his aunt for having such a stupid family member?
B) Keep the wife, but completely disown him, delete his phone number and make him dead to me?
C) Write him out of my will and give it all to a Chic-Fil-A charity?
D) Skip the wedding, watch the game at Dukes in Scottsdale, and deal with the fallout later?
E) ALL of the above?
F) None of the above? Other?

Please advise. I’m torn. Leaning towards D, but could use advice of those who’ve been there with retarded “family” members….
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Setting myself up for this, I know, but... take the D
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I will GIVE it, but I will never take it. :bad: :hand:
 
AZGrizFan said:
Flathead Cat said:
Setting myself up for this, I know, but... take the D
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I will GIVE it, but I will never take it. :bad: :hand:
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I mean I was trapped. D is the correct answer of course. And also the wrong answer... hope you can watch the game, Buddy! I have difficulty as well.. gonna be in Denver. Any suggestions? Hayters? Brooklyns? 🤷‍♂️
 
Flathead Cat said:
AZGrizFan said:
I will GIVE it, but I will never take it. :bad: :hand:
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I mean I was trapped. D is the correct answer of course. And also the wrong answer... hope you can watch the game, Buddy! I have difficulty as well.. gonna be in Denver. Any suggestions? Hayters? Brooklyns? 🤷‍♂️
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It is quite the conundrum, to be sure.
 
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