- 2% terrorists ... "These terrorists forcing this thing amount to 2%."
- abcdefghjklmnpqrtvwyz ... "The letters s, i, o, u, and x have deleted from the alphabet because we are not the sioux"
- Backwoods Hicks ... "Sorry, thought we were just saying things about North Dakota"
- Beers, but not because of beer! Why then? "It combines the ferociousness of a bear with the speed and nimbleness of a deer."
- Boobs ... "Boobs are great. Lets glorify boobs instead of being racist."
- brought to you by XXXXX ... "Sell our naming rights to some company for a billion dollars. Give money to the citizens of North Dakota."
- Bush did 911 came up twice! The two descriptions were "Its true (with a shrug face emoji)" and "yep."
- Dank memes ... "Because everybody loves dank memes." This is true.
- Dem Boyz ... "Wiz Khalifa is from North Dakota, and one of his popular songs is Dem Boyz." Also true! He is from Minot.
- Harlem Globetrotters, because "ball is lyfe."
- There were roughly 150 pages of people suggesting the old nickname, Fighting Sioux, or just Sioux. About 80 of those pages had the same description, "We're fighting back!" while others spelled it Soo or Sue.
- Both Cuddly Kerpaws "because my cat is really cute and brings a lot of good luck....BTW kerpaw is also my cats name," and also Fighting Kerpaws "because sometimes kerpaw is not so cuddly and really likes to fight."