Sounds like a slow start. Must have forgot to BYOE.
Remember how Choach would say they have to bring their own energy? He would crank up White Snake and Speedwagon on the bus to the stadium.
But what kind of music pumps up a vegan coach?
Here are the top 7 vegan songs coach vegan is rocking:
1. “Animal Kingdom”
Prince. Probably explains why Lisa Loeb is involved. We are the only species that nurses past maturity by drinking the breast milk of other species.
2. “No More”
Youth of Today. “When the price paid is the life of something else / No more/ I won’t participate.”
3. “I’ll Stand by You”
Meant as an animal-rights anthem. [Is Brian Vegans a “Pretender”?]
4. “Cats and Dogs”
Gorilla Biscuits. Addresses the hypocrisy of people who treat cats and dogs with love and affection while supporting a meat industry that tortures equally sentient animals.
5. “Silent Ruin”
“Silent Ruin” by Olivia Newton-John was written to chronicle the devastation of whaling.
6. “Meat Is Murder”
Morrissey’s lyrics are amazing: “The flesh you so fancifully fry is not succulent, tasty or kind“
7. “Looking for Changes”
Paul McCartney. “I saw a rabbit with its eyes full of tears / The lab that owned her had been doing it for years