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CDAGRIZ

CDAGRIZ

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Ladies and gents, I usually prefer to keep PMs private, but this one, which directly relates to Montana Grizzly Football and the FCS, hits too close to home. The sender, jlm, has no posts. I'm almost convinced that this person isn't the real JLM.

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Sent: Fri Jan 03, 2020 8:14 am
From: jlm
Recipient: CDAGRIZ
CDAgriz, what a cute little name, did you think that up all by yourself???? Or did you Mommy help you, probably not, she didn't have time, usually behind some bar in the alley giving blow jobs for 10 bucks...….
Where is Pecker Johnson now? How many years did he get in the Big House????????
I also heard that Tec Kaczynski is your daddy, is that true???? You dumbass Morman..



Who put jlm up to this, and how did he bat close to 1.000 on the details?
 
Htowngriz said:
This reeks of dill.
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Or, perhaps his illegitimate son, Superfecal 13? He posted another racist rant last night that I believe was scrubbed from the site. He has been very busy the last few days.
 
The interesting thing about jlm is that he joined in 2009.

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After nearly eleven years of research, likely hundreds of drafts, he came up with the PM I posted. Now, we all know superfecal13 went off the rails and nuked his post history after he had his "episode", but I don't suspect him in this case. Whomever conducted this heinous act has a level of sophistication far beyond the capabilities of any EWU graduate. This individual, jlm, has gleaned intimate details about my life and the people in it. He even had the foresight to predict what would be my second favorite Griz player of all time a decade later. I'm going to hunker down. Ring Doorbell, take the wheel.
 
CDAGRIZ said:
The interesting thing about jlm is that he joined in 2009.

Joined:
Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:58 am
Last active:
Fri Jan 03, 2020 8:16 am
Total posts:
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After nearly eleven years of research, likely hundreds of drafts, he came up with the PM I posted. Now, we all know superfecal13 went off the rails and nuked his post history after he had his "episode", but I don't suspect him in this case. Whomever conducted this heinous act has a level of sophistication far beyond the capabilities of any EWU graduate. This individual, jlm, has gleaned intimate details about my life and the people in it. He even had the foresight to predict what would be my second favorite Griz player of all time a decade later. I'm going to hunker down. Ring Doorbell, take the wheel.
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CDAGRIZ said:
The interesting thing about jlm is that he joined in 2009.

Joined:
Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:58 am
Last active:
Fri Jan 03, 2020 8:16 am
Total posts:
0 | Search user’s posts
(0.00% of all posts / 0.00 posts per day)

After nearly eleven years of research, likely hundreds of drafts, he came up with the PM I posted. Now, we all know superfecal13 went off the rails and nuked his post history after he had his "episode", but I don't suspect him in this case. Whomever conducted this heinous act has a level of sophistication far beyond the capabilities of any EWU graduate. This individual, jlm, has gleaned intimate details about my life and the people in it. He even had the foresight to predict what would be my second favorite Griz player of all time a decade later. I'm going to hunker down. Ring Doorbell, take the wheel.
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I can picture it now, an 11 year old JLM reading e-Griz, after homework time and before bedtime, and becoming incensed that some A-hole would make such a crude and callous remark about his Myspace friend, Colbie Caillat.

Fueled by prepubescent love and a deep-seated hatred for the man that so cruelly attacked her, JLM hatched a plan that day to do what ever it took to exact his revenge.

After years of struggle and toil, the undersized JLM worked his way to becoming a walk-on and then a scholarship athlete for his greatest foe's favorite college football team. During a stellar, record breaking, 4-year career,his nemesis fell in love with him.

Revenge is best served cold. Shortly after his final game, JLM was able to fully repay the brutish lout using the same PM he had typed and saved 11 years earlier.

This one's for Colbie, Fucker!

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This shall not stand. Sir, I have never said an untoward word regarding Colbie. I have been Team Colbie since the early days when she was in my Top 8 along with Tila Tequila. Did I like her first studio album more than her second? Yes. I have said as much, and I have paid dearly. It's unfair, unjust, and uncouth to dig this up after all these years.
 
I've carefully crafted an official response. I've chosen to drop some more intimate details to see if he bites. We shall see if this fellow chooses to respond. Time will tell.

Sent: Fri Jan 03, 2020 2:20 pm
From: CDAGRIZ
Recipient: jlm
How did you learn the details about Pecker Johnson (who is a saint, BTW) and my father, Tec Kaczynski?
Who is this?
No, there is no Mark here.
My name?
Mark, but I spell it with a C.
What do you mean, "You're my wife"?
OK, if you're my wife, then who coached the Griz from 2015 to 2018?
Mr. Stitches.
Damn, you're good.

OK, Beverly. Goodbye, old friend.
 
CDAGRIZ said:
This shall not stand. Sir, I have never said an untoward word regarding Colbie. I have been Team Colbie since the early days when she was in my Top 8 along with Tila Tequila. Did I like her first studio album more than her second? Yes. I have said as much, and I have paid dearly. It's unfair, unjust, and uncouth to dig this up after all these years.
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Don’t give me that crap. You know good and well how your judgmental comments on e-Griz hurt her second album sales with the precious male, 60-90 year old, Western Montana/North Idaho market. Especially hurtful because this was her critical second album, the one the music industry uses to value an artist.

Maybe the next time you’re juiced up on vodka tonics you’ll think about your hurtful comments before hitting send.

I hope your grandchildren will forgive you.

Good day, sir!
 
I'd almost bet that CDA made up the whole thing. Dudes getting so lonely he's making accounts and pming each other. Good for you CDA! Way to open the creativity box!





:lol:
 
jcu27 said:
I'd almost bet that CDA made up the whole thing. Dudes getting so lonely he's making accounts and pming each other. Good for you CDA! Way to open the creativity box!





:lol:
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Sure. I've been sitting on this for over a decade. C'mon, Lil' Xan. Think a thought for me one time.
 
CDAGRIZ said:
jcu27 said:
I'd almost bet that CDA made up the whole thing. Dudes getting so lonely he's making accounts and pming each other. Good for you CDA! Way to open the creativity box!





:lol:
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Sure. I've been sitting on this for over a decade. C'mon, Lil' Xan. Think a thought for me one time.
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Diabolical
 
CDAGRIZ said:
jcu27 said:
I'd almost bet that CDA made up the whole thing. Dudes getting so lonely he's making accounts and pming each other. Good for you CDA! Way to open the creativity box!





:lol:
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Sure. I've been sitting on this for over a decade. C'mon, Lil' Xan. Think a thought for me one time.
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I can see it now, 11 years ago CDA is hatching an 11-year long-con to PM himself and post it on egriz just to trick JCU and the rest of us on egriz.
 
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