Is Mini-Monte the problem?

[Paytonlives]

He has got to go... ever since he got here there has been problems.

He is as good of a scapegoat as any...

 

[Dillon]

Definately Lame in my opinion - Too cutesy for football! Time for the real Monty to step up!

 

[BWahlberg]

This is Monte's fault, ever since he's won mascot of the year twice it's been all about wins, bringing in other mascots with questionable backgrounds like Mo and Rocky it's obvious the mascot situation is out of control at the UofM.

 

[EverettGriz]

When you start having the success Monte has had, two things happen. First, it's difficult to sustain that level of greatness, and you begin to cut corners and bring in people of questionable character, like Mini-Monte.

Second, when you're successful, people start really looking at your program. With the national success Monte has had, you just KNEW the feds were gonna start sniffin' around.

 

[GrizPony]

But Monte and Mini-Monte are the only two mascots that can handle the noise level and coldness of the stadium right?

 

[AllWeatherFan]

I think that bear outfit will make the little feller too hot in the early season. Jesus, that thing must smell like Skittles after a game.

 

[Grisly Fan]

The sense of entitlement that comes with long term success eventually leads to getting caught with your head in a honey pot and winding up looking like "Pooh".

 

[Grisette]

The sense of entitlement that comes with long term success eventually leads to getting caught with your head in a honey pot and winding up looking like "Pooh".

:clap: :lol:

Some kind of mascot conspiracy at work?

 

[BWahlberg]

I was told that Mo and the t-shirt cannon guy got out of hand at a boom crew party and wound up getting tazed.

 

[EverettGriz]

Frankly, for me? It all started going downhill when that big blow-up mascot hit campus. I mean, you took one look at that puffed-up dude and just knew he juiced. Then the way he staggered around? How many DUIs you think he picked up?

I heard he violated a few pink balloons down at the Party Store, too, but of course that's all conjecture.

 

[Hammer]

His name is Mo. Cmon people.

 

[Growler1]

His name is Mo. Cmon people.

I think the fact that you are the only one who knows this shows two things...... 1) you have an obsession with short people 2) the "MO" phenomenon is a failure, and should be sh*t-canned.

By the way, it will a little-know fact that MO picks his arse in public.

 

[bigforkgriz]

It is a well known fact that there are a "bunch of women" inside the bear suit. Ask Tokyo he has had his head up there as well as his own.

 

[cclarkblues]

His name is Mo. Cmon people.

Are we sure it's a he? Honestly with the gender-bending in mascots, I can't tell. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Growler1]

His name is Mo. Cmon people.

I think the fact that you are the only one who knows this shows two things...... 1) you have an obsession with short people 2) the "MO" phenomenon is a failure, and should be sh*t-canned.

By the way, it will a little-known fact that MO picks his arse in public.

 

[Hammer]

His name is Mo. Cmon people.

I think the fact that you are the only one who knows this shows two things...... 1) you have an obsession with short people 2) the "MO" phenomenon is a failure, and should be sh*t-canned.

By the way, it will a little-known fact that MO picks his arse in public.

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

I think the shoe fits perfectly.