Identify the Egriz poster....

[TxGriz]

17. The Copy Cat ... No matter how minute the contribution to the thread, no matter how utterly unnecessary to do so, they have to include a quote of the entire length of a post to respond with a two word reply.

would you mind elaborating?

I could, but it would be over your head.

 

[grizfnz]

18. The Name Droppa.

 

[DuCharme]

16. The "I've got too much time on my hands"

Categorizes posters on eGriz.

BAM! I was a little upset we weren't on the original list.

 

[griznation23]

LMAO egrizers are awesome... Oh wait [WINKING FACE]

 

[mtgrizrule]

The Damn if you do, damn if you don't poster(s)

These posters like to hear information, no matter how little or big the information is.
If a poster gives too general of information, they ask for proof, more concrete information, and they expect some kind of source behind the information. They post the poster is lying, starting rumors, and/or has no clue. If someone holds back information, they say something like, "If you know something, why not just tell us?"

Yet if someone gives too much information or information too often, the reference the poster as being too close, jock sniffer, and/or wearing maroon colored glasses.

Other posters are damn if they or if they don't on most every post. These posters just are not ever happy and like to stir things up. Their behavior keeps good posters from posting more.

 

[CFallsGriz]

Dear GRIZ_Fan1997,

Good day and compliments. This letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine the future and continued existence of the entire members of my family and Bobcat Nation.

Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dr. Copper Griz, the husband of the late head of state and commander in chief (Claudette Bravado) of the armed forces of the federal republic of BOZO, who died on the 8th of June 2006.

My ordeal started immediately after my wife's death on the morning of 8th June 2006, and the subsequent take over of the government by the last administration. The present democratic government is determined to portray all the good work of my late wife in a bad light and have gone as far as confiscating all my late wife's assets, properties, freezing our accounts both within and outside BOZO. As I am writing this letter to you, my son Pussy Cat is undergoing questioning with the government. All these measures taken by past/present government is just to gain international recognition and legitimacy.

I and the entire members of my family have been held incommunicado since the death of my wife, hence I seek your indulgence to assist us in securing these funds. We are not allowed to see or discuss details with anybody. Few occasions I have tired traveling abroad through alternative means - all failed.

It is in view of this I have mandated Dr. Ron Hash, who has been assisting the family to run around on so many issues to act on behalf of the family concerning the substance of this letter. He has the full power of attorney to execute this transaction with you.

My late wife had/has Eighty Million USD ($80,000,000.00) specially preserved and well packed in trunk boxes of which only my wife and I knew about. It is packed in such a way to forestall just anybody having access to it. It is this sum that I seek your assistance to get out of Bozo as soon as possible before the present civilian government finds out about it and confiscate it just like they have done to all our assets.

I implore you to please give consideration to my predicament and help a widower in need.

May God show you mercy as you do so?

Yours faithfully,

Copper Griz

N/B: Please contact Ron Hash on this e-mail address for further briefing and modalities. He will send you a yellow and blue bobcat cup, two cow udders, and three loaves of bread from Wheat Montana as confirmation that blow up dolls, cash, and gold do exist in the trunk.

This is definitely a nominee for POY. Did you paste in a copy of a Nigerian email and make changes, or is it all original? Either way, laughed my ass off, nice work! :clap:

 

[Copper Griz]

CF - I am not nearly bright or creative enough to construct much of that post. Lots of copy and paste with some slight enhancements. Glad you enjoyed it. I just could not pass it up after reading #15.

 

[grizindabox]

CF - I am not nearly bright or creative enough to construct much of that post. Lots of copy and paste with some slight enhancements. Glad you enjoyed it. I just could not pass it up after reading #15.

I want to commend you, not everyone would admit to "slight enhancements".

 

[Buttegrizzle]

18. That statistician. Refutes everything you say by citing statistics not even kept by the athletic department. Unverifiable, and yet unassailable, this is a difficult troll to eradicate. Especially if their facts are sometimes correct.

 

[grizcountry420]

18. That statistician. Refutes everything you say by citing statistics not even kept by the athletic department. Unverifiable, and yet unassailable, this is a difficult troll to eradicate. Especially if their facts are sometimes correct.

:lol:

 

[Copper Griz]

CF - I am not nearly bright or creative enough to construct much of that post. Lots of copy and paste with some slight enhancements. Glad you enjoyed it. I just could not pass it up after reading #15.

I want to commend you, not everyone would admit to "slight enhancements".

Haha. Love it and well played. I am not sure slight enhancements would be enough in my case.