How the Montana Grizzlies Can Make the National Championship (A Comprehensive, Highly Technical Guide)
Alright Griz fans, buckle up. I’ve cracked the code decoded the matrix…solved the impossible puzzle that has baffled football scholars for generations. Here is the official, deeply analytical, wildly complex path for Montana to reach the national championship and win it all:
- Win the next game.
I know, I know…groundbreaking stuff. But stay with me.
- Then win the game after that.
Don’t let the advanced terminology confuse you. “Win” means “score more points.”
- Proceed to also win the semifinal.
This part is tricky, because it involves…wait for it…winning again.
- Arrive at the national championship by virtue of…brace yourselves…having won all the games before it.
Science is incredible.
- And finally…to win the national championship…we must win the national championship.
I’ll give you all a minute to recover from that level of strategic innovation.
In summary:
If Montana simply wins every game, they will, in fact, go to the national championship… and if they win that game too, they will be national champions. It’s a multi-step process, yes, but I believe in us.
Someone call ESPN. I think I just reinvented football.
I also hopes this happens!!! Go Griz!