"I'll tell you what," says Joe Gardi, who has brought his Hofstra Pride to Missoula three times (and, he's proud to say, won once). "I coached in the NFL (with the New York Jets) for 10 years and I know what crowd noise is. I coached at Maryland, I played at Maryland in 19-none-of-your-business, I've played at Texas, Auburn, LSU, Clemson, in some of the greatest stadiums in the country. I mean, at LSU they used to prod the tiger with an electric shock to get him to roar when you came on the field, and it was just unbelievable to a visiting player."
And?
"In comparison, Montana is a tougher place to play."
Gardi explains.
"Because it's so closed in. The noise is so confined. My granddaughter got so scared in that place - she was 7 years old - she never let go of her mother for the whole first quarter.
"One year I gave my pep talk, went down to the field and they've got that rubber tunnel set up. I thought, that's nice, it's there to keep fans from throwing anything on us. And I get in there and Monte is there, the flaps are closed, and I couldn't get on the field. Monte told me I'd better back off, and I said, 'No, I'm fine.' Then he started that motorcycle and I about jumped out of my skin. They opened the flaps and the crowd just went crazy.
"That thing with Monte, the big-screen TV - I'm doing a time out one time and I look up and Tom Cruise is on the screen doing that dance from 'Risky Business,' and I'm watching it! I thought, 'What the heck am I doing, am I crazy?' - it's all just an unbelievable advantage for the home team."