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holier than thou!

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citygriz

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good friday, everyone.

on this holy day, i would like to issue a proclamation to anybody from any other school or any other state coming to this board. it covers all arguments that ever have ever taken place, or ever will take place, in this forum.

we griz are "the good guys." you are not. we know it because our radio announcer has confirmed it. just accept it.

i have attended games at your school, in your stadium, and i can tell you that your stadium is a cow pasture not fit for a rodeo, your basketball facility is a phone booth, and your fans are loud coarse drunken foul-mouthed louts. i've never seen ruder behavior in my entire life! you are "classless."

no matter californians that you are the most populous state in the country and the tenth biggest economy in the entire world, you are still a bunch of snooty paisley-shirted socialists. you may think of us as a "flyover" state, but just look at all the californians moving to montana. i think that proves my point.

we are superior to you.

in fact, we are holier than thou.

please take a moment sunday to honor that fact.
 
citygriz said:
good friday, everyone.

on this holy day, i would like to issue a proclamation to anybody from any other school or any other state coming to this board. it covers all arguments that ever have ever taken place, or ever will take place, in this forum.

we griz are "the good guys." you are not. we know it because our radio announcer has confirmed it. just accept it.

i have attended games at your school, in your stadium, and i can tell you that your stadium is a cow pasture not fit for a rodeo, your basketball facility is a phone booth, and your fans are loud coarse drunken foul-mouthed louts. i've never seen ruder behavior in my entire life! you are "classless."

no matter californians that you are the most populous state in the country and the tenth biggest economy in the entire world, you are still a bunch of snooty paisley-shirted socialists. you may think of us as a "flyover" state, but just look at all the californians moving to montana. i think that proves my point.

we are superior to you.

in fact, we are holier than thou.

please take a moment sunday to honor that fact.
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This sounds exactly like what a BYU fan would say, no wonder I hate them too.
 
LOL. That was very good. As a person currently living in California, I will write a rebuttal in the way a Californian (not me) would:

I don't know what good friday is,

I don't believe in holy days, so your premise escapes me, but I don't care.

Not sure what the griz are, is that the fatty part of a steak? I don't know because I'm a vegetarian who might go vegan next month if enough people think it's cool. In any case, you can have the "good guys" thing because it sounds like you still listen to the radio, and I feel bad that your players have to ride horses to practice and games.

Wow, it must have been such a thrill for you to come to the big city to watch a sports game! Could you believe all the stop lights and multi-story buildings? That stuff on the road was what we call "pavement"; it helps. I don't know what a pasture is, and of course our stadium isn't fit for a Rodeo! That drive is one of the most expensive shopping districts in the world, and would hardly accommodate a football stadium! Haha, I remember phone booths. I used to use them all the time, now I just talk on my phone while driving erratically. Now the phone booths are empty. Maybe that's what you meant about the bball arena? Empty? Well you must have been at the game before the second half, that's when we all file in to act like we're interested. I agree about our fans. I mean, one guy spilled his iced latte all over my sushi platter at the football game, and didn't even apologize. (yes it was organic vegetarian sushi, I'm no barbarian).

I haven't seen anyone wearing paisley this season, it's not 2006 anymore! Just last week, my favorite fashion guru predicted that paisley will come back by 2012, so I'm keeping mine around. Of course we like to socialize, that's why we live among so many freaking people at such a premium cost of living. I don't think of Montana as a flyover state at all. I've never wanted to fly in that direction, and don't you have to be a State to be a flyover state? It is odd about the CA people moving to Montana. Just last year, my life coach AND my therapist moved to Montana. Wait, it was Missouri. Oh well, same thing.
 
citygriz said:
good friday, everyone.

on this holy day, i would like to issue a proclamation to anybody from any other school or any other state coming to this board. it covers all arguments that ever have ever taken place, or ever will take place, in this forum.

we griz are "the good guys." you are not. we know it because our radio announcer has confirmed it. just accept it.

i have attended games at your school, in your stadium, and i can tell you that your stadium is a cow pasture not fit for a rodeo, your basketball facility is a phone booth, and your fans are loud coarse drunken foul-mouthed louts. i've never seen ruder behavior in my entire life! you are "classless."

no matter californians that you are the most populous state in the country and the tenth biggest economy in the entire world, you are still a bunch of snooty paisley-shirted socialists. you may think of us as a "flyover" state, but just look at all the californians moving to montana. i think that proves my point.

we are superior to you.

in fact, we are holier than thou.

please take a moment sunday to honor that fact.
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I gave my last paisley shirt to the Haiti Relief....and, telephone booths are for drug deals....geez..keep up! The Californians moving to Montana are the New Yorkers and Chicagoites that moved to LA...and, just didn't fit....we like warmth, they like the cold....
 
you gave your shirt to haitian relief--hah! another bleeding heart liberal! next time you're in town let me buy you a drink at my country club inside our tight little gated community, and introduce you to my bleeding-ulcer conservative friends. you seem to be fairly worldly, lagriz, maybe we can narrow your views a bit, introduce a few phobias into your life, and get you thinking a little more about money-laundering schemes and derivative-trading opportunities, and less about paisley shirts.
 
citay said:
you gave your shirt to haitian relief--hah! another bleeding heart liberal! next time you're in town let me buy you a drink at my country club inside our tight little gated community, and introduce you to my bleeding-ulcer conservative friends. you seem to be fairly worldly, lagriz, maybe we can narrow your views a bit, introduce a few phobias into your life, and get you thinking a little more about money-laundering schemes and derivative-trading opportunities, and less about paisley shirts.
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any club that would have me as a member is not a club I would join. As for meeting your type of "political" idiot...we have seen those throughout history..my side always wins..and, yes, I am worldly...very comfortable, thank you..Thanks to my Montana upbringing I don't drink...saw first hand what booze wrought in Big Sky Country...thanks for the offer...
 
very sensible, la griz. that's exactly what infuriates me about you. it has no place in the way me and my friends think. stop making sense! :thumb:
 
AllWeatherFan said:
"Citay," "citygriz," I can't keep 'em straight anymore. Who's who, anyway? And where's argh!?
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trust city, not citay. yeah, where is argh!? argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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