I saw this today on Facebook and thought how appropriate for this site with all the experts on it. There must be someone who will apply that will solve all of our deficiencies even though we are still in the playoffs in spite of all our untimely injuries.
HELP WANTED
EVERY ATHLETIC TEAM SHOULD HAVE A MAN WHO PLAYS EVERY POSITION, NEVER MAKES AN ERROR, AND KNOWS JUST WHAT THE OPPOSITION IS PLANNING... BUT SO FAR THERE'S BEEN NO WAY TO GET HIM TO PUT DOWN HIS POPCORN AND COKE TO COME DOWN OUT OF THE STANDS!
HELP WANTED
EVERY ATHLETIC TEAM SHOULD HAVE A MAN WHO PLAYS EVERY POSITION, NEVER MAKES AN ERROR, AND KNOWS JUST WHAT THE OPPOSITION IS PLANNING... BUT SO FAR THERE'S BEEN NO WAY TO GET HIM TO PUT DOWN HIS POPCORN AND COKE TO COME DOWN OUT OF THE STANDS!
