Have you Sneed enough?

[Cotton-eyed Hoe]

Getting my Russian girlfriend's rifle dialed in. She asked me to handle it, 'cause her "husband" was too busy painting a "boomper" (my best translation). Well worth it, as she showed up with a wonderful cabbage-like dish (only lightly picked upon) as payment (not to mention a pretty good squeezer)!! :thumb:

#20 just fell into the rear-view...you can't handle this kind of truth!

Alright that was pretty goddamn funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Are you in G.F.? I'm going to have one of my cousins drive by your alley to verify the empties in the garbage can.


Just cracked 19 Bitch! Getting a little nappy, aren't you?

Tell your sleezebag cousin to head N towards Choteau, and hang a right at the 4-way. It'll be pretty gd easy to piece together from there...
I just cracked #22, and can't wait for your putz of a relative to cruise slowly through my alley. Can that moron even count to 22? Christ...

Typical Choteau trash. I'll bet the boys in Bynum eat these drinking stories up. I've called two of my gumba cousins and between them they can count to at least 22 using fingers, toes and dicks. I believe the only thing they'll find is 5 Monster Mango Loco empties, an English to Russian translation book, 27 empty cans of Busch Light (the seasonal "hunter's orange" graphic), and one extremely satisfied Russian woman.. :|

FIFY

 

[Ursa Major]

Alright that was pretty goddamn funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Are you in G.F.? I'm going to have one of my cousins drive by your alley to verify the empties in the garbage can.


Just cracked 19 Bitch! Getting a little nappy, aren't you?

Tell your sleezebag cousin to head N towards Choteau, and hang a right at the 4-way. It'll be pretty gd easy to piece together from there...
I just cracked #22, and can't wait for your putz of a relative to cruise slowly through my alley. Can that moron even count to 22? Christ...

Typical Choteau trash. I'll bet the boys in Bynum eat these drinking stories up. I've called two of my gumba cousins and between them they can count to at least 22 using fingers, toes and dicks. I believe the only thing they'll find is 5 Monster Mango Loco empties, an English to Russian translation book, 27 empty cans of Busch Light (the seasonal "hunter's orange" graphic), and one extremely satisfied Russian woman.. :|

FIFY

That's obviously a lie, Russian women are never satisfied! Just ask Bigdog.

20 is done, I'm wondering if I need to go to the store for more beer. BTW, the bumper looks great after 4 coats. Thanks for asking, bastard!

 

[IVLIANVS]

Before I worry about who is behind center, I want an OL to protect him - no matter who he is.

The player I have seen enough of, is Colton Keintz. If you're looking for the weakest link of this offense, it's at RT. That kid is giving zero effort, and it wasn't just today. Go back, watch your DVR recordings, and focus on this position. You will see exactly what I mean. Does he even want to play?

 

[Cotton-eyed Hoe]

Tell your sleezebag cousin to head N towards Choteau, and hang a right at the 4-way. It'll be pretty gd easy to piece together from there...
I just cracked #22, and can't wait for your putz of a relative to cruise slowly through my alley. Can that moron even count to 22? Christ...

Typical Choteau trash. I'll bet the boys in Bynum eat these drinking stories up. I've called two of my gumba cousins and between them they can count to at least 22 using fingers, toes and dicks. I believe the only thing they'll find is 5 Monster Mango Loco empties, an English to Russian translation book, 27 empty cans of Busch Light (the seasonal "hunter's orange" graphic), and one extremely satisfied Russian woman.. :|

FIFY

That's obviously a lie, Russian women are never satisfied! Just ask Bigdog.

20 is done, I'm wondering if I need to go to the store for more beer. BTW, the bumper looks great after 4 coats. Thanks for asking, bastard!

Spoken like a man that doesn't know how to satisfy a woman. Agafonika and I are splayed out on my twin-sized bed, giggling at how implausible the last season of "The Americans" was.
You should definitely make a beer run...and nice job on the bumper ( or "Boomper", as Agafonika puts it)! :thumb:

 

[Cotton-eyed Hoe]

btw, polishing off #30, and thereby completing the final leg of what we refer to in these parts as "The Devil's Triangle". Spokoynoy nochi, motherfuckers...

 

[Ursa Major]

btw, polishing off #30, and thereby completing the final leg of what we refer to in these parts as "The Devil's Triangle". Spokoynoy nochi, motherfuckers...

Typical--quit early!

 

[Cotton-eyed Hoe]

btw, polishing off #30, and thereby completing the final leg of what we refer to in these parts as "The Devil's Triangle". Spokoynoy nochi, motherfuckers...

Typical--quit early!

Alright, good nap.

Up and at em, and just polished off #33. Child's play...

 

[Walkon79]

No, put him and Calhoun in the backfield as RBs

Perhaps they both should play linebacker

 

[Boscoe]

No, put him and Calhoun in the backfield as RBs

Perhaps they both should play linebacker

Put him at safety. Apparently, he's the fastest on the team; maybe he won't get toasted by a tight end.

 

[grizindabox]

No, put him and Calhoun in the backfield as RBs

Perhaps they both should play linebacker

Put him at safety. Apparently, he's the fastest on the team; maybe he won't get toasted by a tight end.

Not sure why you want to limit it to just the TE.

 

[Boscoe]

No, put him and Calhoun in the backfield as RBs

Perhaps they both should play linebacker

Put him at safety. Apparently, he's the fastest on the team; maybe he won't get toasted by a tight end.

Not sure why you want to limit it to just the TE.

I'm not, but you at least expect your safeties to keep up with the tight ends. A safety getting burned by a wide receiver (especially Davis' receivers) is somewhat understandable.