Haucktastic

[becker2117]

We dont care......we are in on the joke and thats all that matters to us.

You guys dont see the phone calls, emails and late night brainstorming sessions to irritate the absolutely morons on this site that make it embarrassing to be a Griz fan.

The hardest part about posting on here is "The list"
Always use "your"
Always leave out apostrophes
Use a lot of periods...................between words
Always call PR a "pompous ass"
Go out of your way to not talk football on this site
Hate Hauck and everything about him
Swear a lot
Hit jcu with bong jokes
Disagree with Re/Max
Act arrogant
Drink a lot
Use self deprecating jokes to give your posts a human feel




We find it funny that when other people post the posts seem angry or sexist or political but rarely all in one post so its easy to figure out who is doing the posting. The other funny thing is the phone calls with the real AG1 and how we customize posts. Hell sometimes the emails go back and forth a dozen times with each person adding or deleting things that may or may not work once the post is certified AG worthy it is cut and pasted.

Believe what you want but you all have been played for years.

If any of you had any idea how much work goes into this you would find it almost as sad and pathetic as we do but its just to much fun too watch you morons twist in the wind.

WOW! Its hard to imagine you would let all of us in on it! What a job all of you have done for years. Now that all of you let us know what is going on does that mean you are going to go away once and forall?

 

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

We dont care......we are in on the joke and thats all that matters to us.

You guys dont see the phone calls, emails and late night brainstorming sessions to irritate the absolutely morons on this site that make it embarrassing to be a Griz fan.

The hardest part about posting on here is "The list"
Always use "your"
Always leave out apostrophes
Use a lot of periods...................between words
Always call PR a "pompous ass"
Go out of your way to not talk football on this site
Hate Hauck and everything about him
Swear a lot
Hit jcu with bong jokes
Disagree with Re/Max
Act arrogant
Drink a lot
Use self deprecating jokes to give your posts a human feel




We find it funny that when other people post the posts seem angry or sexist or political but rarely all in one post so its easy to figure out who is doing the posting. The other funny thing is the phone calls with the real AG1 and how we customize posts. Hell sometimes the emails go back and forth a dozen times with each person adding or deleting things that may or may not work once the post is certified AG worthy it is cut and pasted.

Believe what you want but you all have been played for years.

If any of you had any idea how much work goes into this you would find it almost as sad and pathetic as we do but its just to much fun too watch you morons twist in the wind.

WOW! Its hard to imagine you would let all of us in on it! What a job all of you have done for years. Now that all of you let us know what is going on does that mean you are going to go away once and forall?

The real AG1 already has.

As for me and at least one other guy we will continue to stick around and take shots at PR. He wrecked this site and deserves it for the threats he makes to posters.

The real AG1 told us to come clean because nobody would believe us anyway. Its funny other people on other sites have noticed this but none of you have......shows you how slow this place is...............

 

[PlayerRep]

We dont care......we are in on the joke and thats all that matters to us.

You guys dont see the phone calls, emails and late night brainstorming sessions to irritate the absolutely morons on this site that make it embarrassing to be a Griz fan.

The hardest part about posting on here is "The list"
Always use "your"
Always leave out apostrophes
Use a lot of periods...................between words
Always call PR a "pompous ass"
Go out of your way to not talk football on this site
Hate Hauck and everything about him
Swear a lot
Hit jcu with bong jokes
Disagree with Re/Max
Act arrogant
Drink a lot
Use self deprecating jokes to give your posts a human feel




We find it funny that when other people post the posts seem angry or sexist or political but rarely all in one post so its easy to figure out who is doing the posting. The other funny thing is the phone calls with the real AG1 and how we customize posts. Hell sometimes the emails go back and forth a dozen times with each person adding or deleting things that may or may not work once the post is certified AG worthy it is cut and pasted.

Believe what you want but you all have been played for years.

If any of you had any idea how much work goes into this you would find it almost as sad and pathetic as we do but its just to much fun too watch you morons twist in the wind.

WOW! Its hard to imagine you would let all of us in on it! What a job all of you have done for years. Now that all of you let us know what is going on does that mean you are going to go away once and forall?

The real AG1 already has.

As for me and at least one other guy we will continue to stick around and take shots at PR. He wrecked this site and deserves it for the threats he makes to posters.

The real AG1 told us to come clean because nobody would believe us anyway. Its funny other people on other sites have noticed this but none of you have......shows you how slow this place is...............

I've saved hard copies of many of Alpha's multiple threats to me and my family. Still have then bundled up for taking to authorities if anymore come. I showed some to BWahlberg and discussed them with Titleist. Never have been any threats from me.

 

[becker2117]

We dont care......we are in on the joke and thats all that matters to us.

You guys dont see the phone calls, emails and late night brainstorming sessions to irritate the absolutely morons on this site that make it embarrassing to be a Griz fan.

The hardest part about posting on here is "The list"
Always use "your"
Always leave out apostrophes
Use a lot of periods...................between words
Always call PR a "pompous ass"
Go out of your way to not talk football on this site
Hate Hauck and everything about him
Swear a lot
Hit jcu with bong jokes
Disagree with Re/Max
Act arrogant
Drink a lot
Use self deprecating jokes to give your posts a human feel




We find it funny that when other people post the posts seem angry or sexist or political but rarely all in one post so its easy to figure out who is doing the posting. The other funny thing is the phone calls with the real AG1 and how we customize posts. Hell sometimes the emails go back and forth a dozen times with each person adding or deleting things that may or may not work once the post is certified AG worthy it is cut and pasted.

Believe what you want but you all have been played for years.

If any of you had any idea how much work goes into this you would find it almost as sad and pathetic as we do but its just to much fun too watch you morons twist in the wind.

WOW! Its hard to imagine you would let all of us in on it! What a job all of you have done for years. Now that all of you let us know what is going on does that mean you are going to go away once and forall?

The real AG1 already has.

As for me and at least one other guy we will continue to stick around and take shots at PR. He wrecked this site and deserves it for the threats he makes to posters.

The real AG1 told us to come clean because nobody would believe us anyway. Its funny other people on other sites have noticed this but none of you have......shows you how slow this place is...............

wow this thread got WAY off track haha....but you forgot something on your AG list....the constant bashing of our team MVP.

but each of you guys posting as AG, well done :shock:

 

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

I've saved hard copies of many of Alpha's multiple threats to me and my family. Still have then bundled up for taking to authorities if anymore come. I showed some to BWahlberg and discussed them with Titleist. Never have been any threats from me.

You may have hard copies of altered threats but there are none on your hard drive at home or at work.


You are a liar and the most dishonest person on this site. You made threats I have seen them, I saw them the day the PMs were open and I know its true because you had your account deleted because of it. Keep spreading your lies the idiots on this place will buy it.

But I wont and neither will Mike, he and I know what you did.

 

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

You forgot to get this back on track.

Hauck sucks




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[uofmman1122]

This thread...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[kurtismichael]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol:
:lol:

Ok had to stop laughing and catch my breath. I liked the wins BH piled up but got tired of coming so close but so far away on the NC games. The guy left three years ago.....I've moved on. Pflu is gone..I've also moved on. This offseason will be interesting to watch. Some may want Bobby back but I don't like to go backwards. My only focus is the 2013 season now. I plan on practicing hard drinking beer so I am in the best shape possible for next season.
:beer: followed by

 

[Griz-O-Matic]

AG1 for the most part left last year, this isnt even the guy some of you meet out and about. Do you have any idea how many people use this account to post? The real AG rarely posts here he is interested in football chat and you dont get that here.

TRUE DAT...I got the password from the bathroom stall at Shotgun Willie's in east Laurel. I post as AG1 at least twice a week.

 

[TheBud]

Let's start a petition and bring him back.

I for one would welcome him back in a heartbeat!

Add me to the petition.

Why was it that many wanted him run out of town again?

Just like Oregon fans should run Chip Kelly out of town too. :roll:

 

[grizindabox]

One of the AG1's bet me on the Griz-Cat game, and since they gave me the Griz and 10 points I would like to collect. It was a $10 bet for each persona...not really sure what that adds up to, but since a loonie is on par with the American dollar, it should be quite a haul. I will defer on the reach around, since a few of you are a little creepy. Send me a personal message and I will supply you the mailing address for the bank money order (I would never accept a personal check, even with the integrity you all claim to have.)

 

[Uncle Si]

Maybe GGNez can have her husband "shrink" this board and build up a psychological profile to find out why a bunch of grown men cant seem to hop off BGBs cock and look to the future. Its amazing that anyone would want that shitbag hack back at UM.

Hes a position coach not a head coach and Hauck is the reason for the current state of Griz football. He built the culture, he over looked criminal behavior and started the players thinking they were virtually untouchable.

He left the cupboard bare and bolted that is all you need to know about his character and ability.


I would rather have the leader of Al Queda coach this team than have Hauck back to fu*k us in big games again, he has a proven track record of not getting it done. He wont get it done at UNLV its what he does.

He's twice the coach as your boy Pflu. The whole Pflu regime is setting us back decades from his lack of discipline.

 

[Uncle Si]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol:
:lol:

Ok had to stop laughing and catch my breath. I liked the wins BH piled up but got tired of coming so close but so far away on the NC games. The guy left three years ago.....I've moved on. Pflu is gone..I've also moved on. This offseason will be interesting to watch. Some may want Bobby back but I don't like to go backwards. My only focus is the 2013 season now. I plan on practicing hard drinking beer so I am in the best shape possible for next season.
:beer: followed by

2013 is a waste now with the same coaching staff coming back. Might as well just accept mediocrity and shitty football for a while. With Larry, Mo, and Curley running this whole thing you best learn how to protect your eyes son. That's a fact Jack.

 

[stubbins]

Maybe GGNez can have her husband "shrink" this board and build up a psychological profile to find out why a bunch of grown men cant seem to hop off BGBs cock and look to the future. Its amazing that anyone would want that shitbag hack back at UM.

Hes a position coach not a head coach and Hauck is the reason for the current state of Griz football. He built the culture, he over looked criminal behavior and started the players thinking they were virtually untouchable.

He left the cupboard bare and bolted that is all you need to know about his character and ability.


I would rather have the leader of Al Queda coach this team than have Hauck back to fu*k us in big games again, he has a proven track record of not getting it done. He wont get it done at UNLV its what he does.

He's twice the coach as your boy Pflu. The whole Pflu regime is setting us back decades from his lack of discipline.

And now you're just being a stupid fucker....

 

[ranco]

There is only one AG. It is impossible to have more than one human be that stupid.

 

[Uncle Si]

Maybe GGNez can have her husband "shrink" this board and build up a psychological profile to find out why a bunch of grown men cant seem to hop off BGBs cock and look to the future. Its amazing that anyone would want that shitbag hack back at UM.

Hes a position coach not a head coach and Hauck is the reason for the current state of Griz football. He built the culture, he over looked criminal behavior and started the players thinking they were virtually untouchable.

He left the cupboard bare and bolted that is all you need to know about his character and ability.


I would rather have the leader of Al Queda coach this team than have Hauck back to fu*k us in big games again, he has a proven track record of not getting it done. He wont get it done at UNLV its what he does.

He's twice the coach as your boy Pflu. The whole Pflu regime is setting us back decades from his lack of discipline.

And now you're just being a stupid f***[*]....

You're right sir. It's the only language Alpha gets if you follow me.

 

[kurtismichael]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol:
:lol:

Ok had to stop laughing and catch my breath. I liked the wins BH piled up but got tired of coming so close but so far away on the NC games. The guy left three years ago.....I've moved on. Pflu is gone..I've also moved on. This offseason will be interesting to watch. Some may want Bobby back but I don't like to go backwards. My only focus is the 2013 season now. I plan on practicing hard drinking beer so I am in the best shape possible for next season.
:beer: followed by

2013 is a waste now with the same coaching staff coming back. Might as well just accept mediocrity and shitty football for a while. With Larry, Mo, and Curley running this whole thing you best learn how to protect your eyes son. That's a fact Jack.

Which is why I plan on having beer goggles on next season. I've always enjoyed my uncles who tell it like it is.

 

[Griz-O-Matic]

Big Game Bobby's record @ UNLV:

2010: 2-11 (2-6 Conference)
2011: 2-10 (1-6 Conference)
2012: 2-10 (2-5 Conference)

==== 6 Total wins since 2010 (5 Conference wins). He's tearing shit up in the MWC.

 

[Griz-O-Matic]

...oh, and I forgot to post the overall record: 6-31

 

[becker2117]

...oh, and I forgot to post the overall record: 6-31

Why do you keep talking about what he is dealing with at UNLV....Nobody has had success at UNLV. I am simply sticking up for what boby did while he was our coach. Forget about UNLV, they will never have any sustained success.