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Hammer/Shorts

jodcon said:
TheBud said:
Get him some nude-colored leggings:

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Well that just ruined my Thanksgiving appetite...wow
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You said it. That's just wrong......
 
mtgrizrule said:
Mods, we actually need you to put an end to this insanity. I cannot even eat now thanks to the pics in this thread. The fact that someone knew where pics like this are is kind of disturbing. ICK
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Well, it is turkey day and that is ...fowl...
 
CDAGRIZ said:
A fine picture, Jodcon. This was him last August in Butte, in his back yard. Chillin'.

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Actually, Jodcon's photo was hammer chillin' in his back yard. This one is an action shot of the man on an elk hunt...
 
Cotton-eyed Hoe said:
CDAGRIZ said:
A fine picture, Jodcon. This was him last August in Butte, in his back yard. Chillin'.

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Actually, Jodcon's photo was hammer chillin' in his back yard. This one is an action shot of the man on an elk hunt...
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True story, and I apologize to Griz Nation for misleading. This pic was on "Elk Cam." Basically, a bunch of us strapped GoPros to elks' heads. Hammer didn't need a gun or a bow, obviously. The GoPro has some interesting footage, but let's just say he "stayed warm by sleeping inside the cavity."
 
CDAGRIZ said:
Cotton-eyed Hoe said:
CDAGRIZ said:
A fine picture, Jodcon. This was him last August in Butte, in his back yard. Chillin'.

yXjGk3L.jpg
Click to expand...

Actually, Jodcon's photo was hammer chillin' in his back yard. This one is an action shot of the man on an elk hunt...
Click to expand...

True story, and I apologize to Griz Nation for misleading. This pic was on "Elk Cam." Basically, a bunch of us strapped GoPros to elks' heads. Hammer didn't need a gun or a bow, obviously. The GoPro has some interesting footage, but let's just say he "stayed warm by sleeping inside the cavity."
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Let's also just say that, after the GoPro footage was reviewed, Hammer has been supplying CDA and I with hush-hush money on a regular basis.
 
TCCGRIZ said:
So talking to Hammer yesterday on the way home he informs me he might not wear shorts for the game Saturday . I'm like WTF the last time he didn't wear shorts at a playoff game we lost . He made some lame as excuse about 20 below zero bullshit . I politely told him it isn't a skirt there shorts ,so man the f*** up brother :evil: . Add some extra heat to your chili and I'll keep Kurtis Michael away from the Fireball so you can have your fair share and you'll be fine. So this game will be decided on Hammers fashion choice . I also told him it doesn't matter on whether or not he wears the hooker boots or f*** me pumps it has no bearing on the game it's just the shorts !!!!!
So all you fellow Egizzers let's get on him ok
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I'm bringing the bigger bottle of Fireball Saturday and Mr. T always brings a few gallons. Hammer is safe to wear shorts as he'll have enough antifreeze in his system to resist even cryogenic freezing. And we are undefeated when mtgrizrule stops by.
 
jodcon said:
CDAGRIZ said:
Cotton-eyed Hoe said:
CDAGRIZ said:
A fine picture, Jodcon. This was him last August in Butte, in his back yard. Chillin'.

yXjGk3L.jpg
Click to expand...

Actually, Jodcon's photo was hammer chillin' in his back yard. This one is an action shot of the man on an elk hunt...
Click to expand...

True story, and I apologize to Griz Nation for misleading. This pic was on "Elk Cam." Basically, a bunch of us strapped GoPros to elks' heads. Hammer didn't need a gun or a bow, obviously. The GoPro has some interesting footage, but let's just say he "stayed warm by sleeping inside the cavity."
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Let's also just say that, after the GoPro footage was reviewed, Hammer has been supplying CDA and I with hush-hush money on a regular basis.
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What's that? I can't hear you from the Four Seasons in Bora Bora. I've grown weary of this stone crab.
 
CDAGRIZ said:
Cotton-eyed Hoe said:
CDAGRIZ said:
A fine picture, Jodcon. This was him last August in Butte, in his back yard. Chillin'.

yXjGk3L.jpg
Click to expand...

Actually, Jodcon's photo was hammer chillin' in his back yard. This one is an action shot of the man on an elk hunt...
Click to expand...

True story, and I apologize to Griz Nation for misleading. This pic was on "Elk Cam." Basically, a bunch of us strapped GoPros to elks' heads. Hammer didn't need a gun or a bow, obviously. The GoPro has some interesting footage, but let's just say he "stayed warm by sleeping inside the cavity."
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I'd also love to hear the story behind the shorts he's wearing in this photo; he was bare-ass naked when he left the trailhead...
 
Holy Crap!! :o Hammer showed up to work this morning wearing nothing but a fig leaf over his meat and vedge. (-17 below this morning at the shop) He said he is getting ready for tomorrow. The only reason he is wearing a fig leaf is to keep his junk a little warmer so the tweezers don't freeze to his pecker when he pee's.
He kinda reminded me of Frank the Tank in the movie Old School. I'm not computer savvy enough to post a vid (anyone ??)
 
TCCGRIZ said:
Holy Crap!! :o Hammer showed up to work this morning wearing nothing but a fig leaf over his meat and vedge. (-17 below this morning at the shop) He said he is getting ready for tomorrow. The only reason he is wearing a fig leaf is to keep his junk a little warmer so the tweezers don't freeze to his pecker when he pee's.
He kinda reminded me of Frank the Tank in the movie Old School. I'm not computer savvy enough to post a vid (anyone ??)
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Was it a natural fig leaf or a plastic one he picked up at Wal Mart as a Black Friday special?
 
CDAGRIZ said:
jodcon said:
CDAGRIZ said:
Cotton-eyed Hoe said:
Actually, Jodcon's photo was hammer chillin' in his back yard. This one is an action shot of the man on an elk hunt...
Click to expand...

True story, and I apologize to Griz Nation for misleading. This pic was on "Elk Cam." Basically, a bunch of us strapped GoPros to elks' heads. Hammer didn't need a gun or a bow, obviously. The GoPro has some interesting footage, but let's just say he "stayed warm by sleeping inside the cavity."
Click to expand...

Let's also just say that, after the GoPro footage was reviewed, Hammer has been supplying CDA and I with hush-hush money on a regular basis.
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What's that? I can't hear you from the Four Seasons in Bora Bora. I've grown weary of this stone crab.
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Well well CDA--looks like your ship just came in, and airfare and lodging will be comped after all. Play your cards right and you just might find yourself with a lukewarm cup of average joe, and grazing on days-old Costco lemon poppyseed muffins and "sausage" at the exclusive Thunderbird Motel-- a true Missoula institution indeed. You need to PM Hammer with a cease and desist "offer." No more excuses!

Carpe diem man!
 
CFallsGriz said:
CDAGRIZ said:
What's that? I can't hear you from the Four Seasons in Bora Bora. I've grown weary of this stone crab.
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Well well CDA--looks like your ship just came in, and airfare and lodging will be comped after all. Play your cards right and you just might find yourself with a lukewarm cup of average joe, and grazing on days-old Costco lemon poppyseed muffins and "sausage" at the exclusive Thunderbird Motel-- a true Missoula institution indeed. You need to PM Hammer with a cease and desist "offer." No more excuses!

Carpe diem man!
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You've got me there, CFalls. After seeing Hammer's back yard exploits (and being paid handsomely to keep the pictures off the Internet), I actually have no excuse for not attending this Saturday. I'd call myself a bad fan if I wasn't such a worse fan.
 
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