Griz looking up in secondary

[AZGrizFan]

You're a total pussy. :lol:

Hey Professor AzGriz:

Debunking the theory that the Griz secondary "sucked" last year seems to me to be an effort that is a little "beneath" someone of your intellectual capabilities. I mean I know that debunking theories is hard work and all but maybe you should spend your "research grant " monies debunking theories that are a little more significant. I am not saying you should attempt to tackle the "biggies" like Natural Selection, Relativity or Newton's law of Gravity but you certainly could make attempts at debunking some of the more "dubious" current theories that are floating around out there now. Maybe you can make a run at Global Warming, Trickle Down Economics or the Loan Gunman Theory in the Kennedy Assassination.
AzGriz don't deprive society. Your academic talents are in great demand and we need your contributions in more meaningful areas than Griz football.

All good advice, but global warming and the grassy knoll have already been debunked and Reaganomics has already been proven effective. The Griz secondary myth was next on the list. Sorry.

I'll give you a slight touche' on your answer but there has to be some theory out there that is more commensurate with your talents than Griz football. How about the theory that Michael and Latoya Jackson are actually the same person? I mean come on! Has anybody seen Latoya in public since Michael's death? Or maybe you can weigh in on the theory that the "Tea Party" movement is responsible for the demise of the Republican Party. I don't know professor. You can raise the bar!

Again, another swing and a miss. Michael and LaToya are definitively the same person. And the Tea Party IS the Republican Party now. Come ON, man....get with it. You're slipping.

I'll check the list and see what's next. Meanwhile, go peruse the stats from last year and get back to me.