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Griz land 2 on first team!

garizzalies

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The Pig Cage, Dude Person, and Furious Hoskins combo in the secondary is nothing that Decoldest Crawford and Phat Watts want to face, I’ll tell you that with certainty. Luckily for Decoldest, he shares a locker room with Pig, so it’ll probably not come to pass. Not with Pig in cover 2.
 
They got nuttin' on THIS all-name team:

Saggitariutt Jefferspin
D’Glester Hardunkichud
Swirvithan L’Goodling-Splatt
Quatro Quatro
Ozamataz Buckshank
Beezer Twelve Washingbeard
Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter
X-Wing @Aliciousness
Hingle McCringleberry
L'Carpetron Dukemerriott
D'Jasper Probincrux III
Swirvithan L'Goodling-Splatt
Dan Smith
 
They got nuttin' on THIS all-name team:

Saggitariutt Jefferspin
D’Glester Hardunkichud
Swirvithan L’Goodling-Splatt
Quatro Quatro
Ozamataz Buckshank
Beezer Twelve Washingbeard
Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter
X-Wing @Aliciousness
Hingle McCringleberry
L'Carpetron Dukemerriott
D'Jasper Probincrux III
Swirvithan L'Goodling-Splatt
Dan Smith
What I find amazing is that there were two Swirvithan L’Goodling-Splatts on that team. I get that it’s a common name, but it’s wild that two of them would be CFB players.
 
SEMO is looking tough this year, the only team landing 3 on this list. Glad they are not on our schedule as they were in the recent past.

Like us, Louisiana Tech also landed two on the list with one on each side of the ball (Decoldest and Pig). They will be very formidable this year too.

Pretty sure Octavious Oxendine’s day job is a Marvel supervillain.
 
Parents are idiots. Everyone knows Pig Cage is a DT name, not a DB.
I like to think they thought he would grow bigger, but he got his build from the wrong side of the family. Either way, he's my favorite non-Griz player in CFB.

I'm just editing to add: Pig Cage should have a minimum mid-six-figure NIL deal. He's in Louisiana. There have to be endless opportunities
 
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I like to think they thought he would grow bigger, but he got his build from the wrong side of the family. Either way, he's my favorite non-Griz player in CFB.

I'm just editing to add: Pig Cage should have a minimum mid-six-figure NIL deal. He's in Louisiana. There have to be endless opportunities
Seems like Arkansas really missed the boat on this one.
 
Wish we got the second team and honorable mention for context. After seeing how the Oregon vs Boise State game ended, Atticus Sappington probably deserved first team consideration at Kicker.
 
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