Hard to top General Booty
What I find amazing is that there were two Swirvithan L’Goodling-Splatts on that team. I get that it’s a common name, but it’s wild that two of them would be CFB players.They got nuttin' on THIS all-name team:
Saggitariutt Jefferspin
D’Glester Hardunkichud
Swirvithan L’Goodling-Splatt
Quatro Quatro
Ozamataz Buckshank
Beezer Twelve Washingbeard
Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter
X-Wing @Aliciousness
Hingle McCringleberry
L'Carpetron Dukemerriott
D'Jasper Probincrux III
Swirvithan L'Goodling-Splatt
Dan Smith
It's crazy, no?What I find amazing is that there were two Swirvithan L’Goodling-Splatts on that team. I get that it’s a common name, but it’s wild that two of them would be CFB players.
Luckily there's a guy named "Pig Cage". Let that sink in.Hard to top General Booty
Parents are idiots. Everyone knows Pig Cage is a DT name, not a DB.Luckily there's a guy named "Pig Cage". Let that sink in.
I like to think they thought he would grow bigger, but he got his build from the wrong side of the family. Either way, he's my favorite non-Griz player in CFB.Parents are idiots. Everyone knows Pig Cage is a DT name, not a DB.
Seems like Arkansas really missed the boat on this one.I like to think they thought he would grow bigger, but he got his build from the wrong side of the family. Either way, he's my favorite non-Griz player in CFB.
I'm just editing to add: Pig Cage should have a minimum mid-six-figure NIL deal. He's in Louisiana. There have to be endless opportunities
I checked his bio and Pig is just his nickname, and now I hate everything and my life is over.Seems like Arkansas really missed the boat on this one.