Game coverage

[Ursa Major]

Unfortunately, this Saturday I will returning to earth during the game. I will be able to watch most of the game but during re-entry into the upper atmosphere, I'm told I will lose the broadcast for about a minute during the "blackout effect" due to the velocity of re-entry creating intense heat and electrically charged plasma that interferes with communications.

I have two questions: 1) Will there be any way I can watch the Griz game during re-entry into the earth"s upper atmosphere? 2) Is Haslam and/or Root Sports somehow behind this "blackout effect"?

Three things: be sure your not wearing flip-flops, despite what EVG has mentioned, the only thing you'll be able to get that high up are re-runs of the Bob Newhart show, and finally, yes, both root and Haslam are culpable here.

Hopefully you can pass the minute by playing that drinking game associated with the show, whenever Suzie Plechette says "Oh Bob", easily three shots in that minute I'd bet.

This goes a long way to explaining where my peach vodka is. Is it true that you can vote from space by texting? My best to Mrs. UM & your five cubs. Safe travels.

Ps. What does Butte America look like from space?

PPs. I too will be watching part of the game from space. My sister-in-law is getting re-married, her second & his fourth in Dixon IL, where we all, of course, know that Ronald Regan was best in-space. Taking one for the Gipper.

PPPs. Really jonesing for some peach vodka...

Ms. Pleshette was a goddess and surely helped me through adolescence. Mitch Brenner was a goddamn idiot. Tippi Hendren? Pffft!

Mazal tov to the couple. Say "hi" to Dutch for me.

Watching The Bob Newhart Show over I Dream of Jeannie makes me question your manhood.

Clean your glasses you son of a bitch! She doesn't make the top five TV masturbatory matrons of the 70's. No mention of Elizabeth Montgomery, Marsha Brady, Lynda Carter, Cheryl Ladd and Farrah Fawcett. Barbara Eden barely edges out Nurse Dixie McCall from Emergency.

Major Roger Healey

 

[Fat Bruno]

Apparently you dumb bastards have forgotten Maude and Shirley Booth.

 

[jodcon]

Three things: be sure your not wearing flip-flops, despite what EVG has mentioned, the only thing you'll be able to get that high up are re-runs of the Bob Newhart show, and finally, yes, both root and Haslam are culpable here.

Hopefully you can pass the minute by playing that drinking game associated with the show, whenever Suzie Plechette says "Oh Bob", easily three shots in that minute I'd bet.

This goes a long way to explaining where my peach vodka is. Is it true that you can vote from space by texting? My best to Mrs. UM & your five cubs. Safe travels.

Ps. What does Butte America look like from space?

PPs. I too will be watching part of the game from space. My sister-in-law is getting re-married, her second & his fourth in Dixon IL, where we all, of course, know that Ronald Regan was best in-space. Taking one for the Gipper.

PPPs. Really jonesing for some peach vodka...

Ms. Pleshette was a goddess and surely helped me through adolescence. Mitch Brenner was a goddamn idiot. Tippi Hendren? Pffft!

Mazal tov to the couple. Say "hi" to Dutch for me.

Watching The Bob Newhart Show over I Dream of Jeannie makes me question your manhood.

Clean your glasses you son of a bitch! She doesn't make the top five TV masturbatory matrons of the 70's. No mention of Elizabeth Montgomery, Marsha Brady, Lynda Carter, Cheryl Ladd and Farrah Fawcett. Barbara Eden barely edges out Nurse Dixie McCall from Emergency.

Major Roger Healey

I will grant you Cheryl Ladd and Farrah are top 5 material and Wonder Woman is on the bubble, but the witch is out and I won't even acknowledge the child. Bo Derek, Loni Anderson, Brigitte Bardot, Daisy Duke, Elly Mae, the list is endless. Man I miss the 70's now.