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From Fargo Newspaper

If any of you are anything like me, you wake up in a panic some nights wondering how you will ever possibly learn how good the UNDSU T-Buffs are at football, or how many times ESPN filmed a show in Fargo without airing the actual game, by reading threads on eGriz.com. I mean, if only there was some source we could view for 7 minutes to learn absolutely all there is to know about this obscure trade school from the actual middle of nowhere. Well, we can sleep soundly. Because if you want to know anything about T-Buff football, one of their fans will unilaterally tell you on eGriz.com. They'll fucking tell you.
 
CDAGRIZ said:
westnodak93bison said:
You guys are funny. Eating is a vital component to training and takes discipline. We will see who owns the lines of scrimmage. Looking at your roster the playing weights of your o-line and interior d linemen are less than ideal. Maybe that is what Stitt wants but I doubt it.

Oh my God, you are so right! UNDSU is the best team that has ever played any sport in the history of the world and UM sucks ass at everything. It's so evident by the f***[*] meal walkthroughs the T-Buffs do and the roster weights of the Griz. It was the 14,000th post from a turd fan that finally convinced me. Jesus, man, give it a rest already. Your stupid journalist can't write and made it seem like you guys do meal walkthroughs. That's funny because all of you are so fat. I know none of your fans can fathom this, but nobody here will give a baker's f*** about your team after August 29.

Hmmm, looks like someone forgot to take their Midol last night. :roll:
 
statler & waldorf said:
The" lines of scrimmage" are NOT at the concession stands. FYI.

Hosts always allow guests some latitude. Besides. Like Xmas in the retail business, this may be the game that allows the vendors to make a profit this year.
 
The Griz should schedule an SEC team or an Oklahoma team if the fans want to dis fat people. I think ND is in the middle of the pack as far as fat states go.
 
westnodak93bison said:
The Griz should schedule an SEC team or an Oklahoma team if the fans want to dis fat people. I think ND is in the middle of the pack as far as fat states go.

:lol:
 
BisonCardinal said:
CDAGRIZ said:
westnodak93bison said:
You guys are funny. Eating is a vital component to training and takes discipline. We will see who owns the lines of scrimmage. Looking at your roster the playing weights of your o-line and interior d linemen are less than ideal. Maybe that is what Stitt wants but I doubt it.

Oh my God, you are so right! UNDSU is the best team that has ever played any sport in the history of the world and UM sucks ass at everything. It's so evident by the f***[*] meal walkthroughs the T-Buffs do and the roster weights of the Griz. It was the 14,000th post from a turd fan that finally convinced me. Jesus, man, give it a rest already. Your stupid journalist can't write and made it seem like you guys do meal walkthroughs. That's funny because all of you are so fat. I know none of your fans can fathom this, but nobody here will give a baker's f*** about your team after August 29.

Hmmm, looks like someone forgot to take their Midol last night. :roll:

Just fell off my dinosaur laughing at that. Nice!
 
Congratulations to North Dakota for cracking the Top 15 in adult obesity rates! They weigh in at number 14!

http://stateofobesity.org/adult-obesity/

Meanwhile, Montana lags behind at a scant #45.

Come on, Missoula, eat up!
 
AllWeatherFan said:
Congratulations to North Dakota for cracking the Top 15 in adult obesity rates! They weigh in at number 15!

http://stateofobesity.org/adult-obesity/

Meanwhile, Montana lags behind at a scant #45.

Come on, Missoula, eat up!

Top 15? That sounds like middle of the pack, ha! I think they won the title of "Ugliest Residents" at one point as well.
 
CDAGRIZ said:
AllWeatherFan said:
Congratulations to North Dakota for cracking the Top 15 in adult obesity rates! They weigh in at number 15!

http://stateofobesity.org/adult-obesity/

Meanwhile, Montana lags behind at a scant #45.

Come on, Missoula, eat up!

Top 15? That sounds like middle of the pack, ha! I think they won the title of "Ugliest Residents" at one point as well.

Oops, that was a typo! I fat-fingered that sumbitch! They're number 14!
 
westnodak93bison said:
Is it a coincidence that the vast majority of quality football teams come from the fat states?

Yeah, you guys are right up there, haha! When most people think football talent, the discussion is about Alabama, Florida, Texas, and . . . North Dakota!

Just keep thinking people care. :thumb:
 
westnodak93bison said:
Damn I wished you cared.

I know you do. What other reason could there possibly be for so many UNDSU fans to post on eGriz?

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Haha! Yeah, stick with that story. You guys are hilarious. I'd like it if you could please chime in on the hints/tips thread. We want to make sure you guys have a great weekend.
 
westnodak93bison said:
The Griz should schedule an SEC team or an Oklahoma team if the fans want to dis fat people. I think ND is in the middle of the pack as far as fat states go.

Jesus - stop it. Now someone is going to do some research on that shit and the results will not be good...

Fuck, I need a burger and some tots...and a Diet Mountain Dew.
 
orygunbison said:
westnodak93bison said:
The Griz should schedule an SEC team or an Oklahoma team if the fans want to dis fat people. I think ND is in the middle of the pack as far as fat states go.

Jesus - stop it. Now someone is going to do some research on that shit and the results will not be good...

f***, I need a burger and some tots...and a Diet Mountain Dew.

They Already did if you read the rest of the thread.

Post by AllWeatherFan » Sun Aug 23, 2015 11:02 am

Congratulations to North Dakota for cracking the Top 15 in adult obesity rates! They weigh in at number 14!

http://stateofobesity.org/adult-obesity/

Meanwhile, Montana lags behind at a scant #45.

Come on, Missoula, eat up!
 
AllWeatherFan said:
CDAGRIZ said:
AllWeatherFan said:
Congratulations to North Dakota for cracking the Top 15 in adult obesity rates! They weigh in at number 15!

http://stateofobesity.org/adult-obesity/

Meanwhile, Montana lags behind at a scant #45.

Come on, Missoula, eat up!

Top 15? That sounds like middle of the pack, ha! I think they won the title of "Ugliest Residents" at one point as well.

Oops, that was a typo! I fat-fingered that sumbitch! They're number 14!
The irony...North Dakota native?
 
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