Fake field goal punt touchback

[grizfan406]

I know this has been discussed before but I just couldn't resist. Hilarious shit! The play was on a 4th and 2 on the Cats FIRST drive! :lol: should have just gone for it. Good microcosm of the game :lol:

analysis of the play begins at the 2 minute mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoKflVUtmC0

 

[CDAGRIZ]

The most frightening fact is that this was drawn up and executed exactly as intended. Almost all awful plays include one or more awful mistakes. Not this one. This is special stupid. It's like if a bball player intentionally missed a 3-pointer because he thought he could draw a charging foul against the other team after the rebound.

 

[Ursa Major]

The most frightening fact is that this was drawn up and executed exactly as intended. Almost all awful plays include one or more awful mistakes. Not this one. This is special stupid. It's like if a bball player intentionally missed a 3-pointer because he thought he could draw a charging foul against the other team after the rebound.

No doubt this play was originally enthusiastically drawn up on a damp bar napkin resting next to a pint of Coors Light.

Coach Sixx looks like a Coors Light type of guy.

 

[EverettGriz]

Jomboy's pretty damn funny.

Not as funny as a FFGPTB, of course, but funny nonetheless.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

The most frightening fact is that this was drawn up and executed exactly as intended. Almost all awful plays include one or more awful mistakes. Not this one. This is special stupid. It's like if a bball player intentionally missed a 3-pointer because he thought he could draw a charging foul against the other team after the rebound.

No doubt this play was originally enthusiastically drawn up on a damp bar napkin resting next to a pint of Coors Light.

Coach Sixx looks like a Coors Light type of guy.

You're right, he does. And when the Applebee's waitress asks, "16 or 22?", he's the kind of dude who half chuckles and says, "Oh, 16" with his hands up like a pantomime doing the glass thing. The type of guy who would try to order tuna salad at a Mexican place, Sixx is the Dick Pepperfield of CFB.

 

[Ursa Major]

No doubt this play was originally enthusiastically drawn up on a damp bar napkin resting next to a pint of Coors Light.

Coach Sixx looks like a Coors Light type of guy.

You're right, he does. And when the Applebee's waitress asks, "16 or 22?", he's the kind of dude who half chuckles and says, "Oh, 16" with his hands up like a pantomime doing the glass thing. The type of guy who would try to order tuna salad at a Mexican place, Sixx is the Dick Pepperfield of CFB.

Sixx is the kind of guy who offers to leave the tip for a table of eight and throws down three $1 bills as his wife, Honey Bear, beams with pride.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

You're right, he does. And when the Applebee's waitress asks, "16 or 22?", he's the kind of dude who half chuckles and says, "Oh, 16" with his hands up like a pantomime doing the glass thing. The type of guy who would try to order tuna salad at a Mexican place, Sixx is the Dick Pepperfield of CFB.

Sixx is the kind of guy who offers to leave the tip for a table of eight and throws down three $1 bills as his wife, Honey Bear, beams with pride.

Correct. He's also the kind of guy who says, "The pilot must have to take a piss" when his flight arrives early as he claps when it lands. He also seems like he grabs tie-downs and says, "That's not going anywhere."

 

[alabamagrizzly]

I know this has been discussed before but I just couldn't resist. Hilarious shit! The play was on a 4th and 2 on the Cats FIRST drive! :lol: should have just gone for it. Good microcosm of the game :lol:

analysis of the play begins at the 2 minute mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoKflVUtmC0

Some teams play to win.
Some teams play to not get embarrassed.
And then there’s the bobcats.

 

[Ursa Major]

Sixx is the kind of guy who offers to leave the tip for a table of eight and throws down three $1 bills as his wife, Honey Bear, beams with pride.

Correct. He's also the kind of guy who says, "The pilot must have to take a piss" when his flight arrives early as he claps when it lands. He also seems like he grabs tie-downs and says, "That's not going anywhere."

He’s also the kind of guy who lifts up his shirt in a crowded restaurant to show people his appendectomy scar he acquired when he was eight. Sixx is also the kind of guy that constantly has a toothpick jutting from the corner of his mouth. Even though his last meal was 4 hours prior.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Correct. He's also the kind of guy who says, "The pilot must have to take a piss" when his flight arrives early as he claps when it lands. He also seems like he grabs tie-downs and says, "That's not going anywhere."

He’s also the kind of guy who lifts up his shirt in a crowded restaurant to show people his appendectomy scar he acquired when he was eight. Sixx is also the kind of guy that constantly has a toothpick jutting from the corner of his mouth. Even though his last meal was 4 hours prior.

For sure. Between smuggling diet Shastas into movie theaters and sneaking a few range balls into his bag (he’s definitely the guy who takes a 5-foot gimmie because ‘I would’ve made it if I tried’), I don’t even know how he finds the time to develop plays.

 

[Ursa Major]

He’s also the kind of guy who lifts up his shirt in a crowded restaurant to show people his appendectomy scar he acquired when he was eight. Sixx is also the kind of guy that constantly has a toothpick jutting from the corner of his mouth. Even though his last meal was 4 hours prior.

For sure. Between smuggling diet Shastas into movie theaters and sneaking a few range balls into his bag (he’s definitely the guy who takes a 5-foot gimmie because ‘I would’ve made it if I tried’), I don’t even know how he finds the time to develop plays.

I believe you might be forgetting that he’s the kind of dude that stops at a Town Pump to purchase a bag of Dot’s Pretzels. When given 4 cents in change he pockets it instead of putting it in the give a penny/take a penny container. Also Sixx is the kind of guy that makes his family listen to Bachman Turner Overdrive cd’s on road-trips back to NoDak.

 

[HookedonGriz]

The fact Jomboy dug this up to make an episode of it is absolutely perfect. His stuff is great and this debacle is a perfect segment. FTC.

 

[EverettGriz]

For sure. Between smuggling diet Shastas into movie theaters and sneaking a few range balls into his bag (he’s definitely the guy who takes a 5-foot gimmie because ‘I would’ve made it if I tried’), I don’t even know how he finds the time to develop plays.

I believe you might be forgetting that he’s the kind of dude that stops at a Town Pump to purchase a bag of Dot’s Pretzels. When given 4 cents in change he pockets it instead of putting it in the give a penny/take a penny container. Also Sixx is the kind of guy that makes his family listen to Bachman Turner Overdrive cd’s on road-trips back to NoDak.

Nobody, and I mean nooooobody, is takin care of bidness like coach Sixx. Especially when he’s rollin down the highway.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

For sure. Between smuggling diet Shastas into movie theaters and sneaking a few range balls into his bag (he’s definitely the guy who takes a 5-foot gimmie because ‘I would’ve made it if I tried’), I don’t even know how he finds the time to develop plays.

I believe you might be forgetting that he’s the kind of dude that stops at a Town Pump to purchase a bag of Dot’s Pretzels. When given 4 cents in change he pockets it instead of putting it in the give a penny/take a penny container. Also Sixx is the kind of guy that makes his family listen to Bachman Turner Overdrive cd’s on road-trips back to NoDak.

Jesus Johnson, you’re right. Only the plain flavor because the honey mustard is “too spicy”. He’s also the dude who plays “In the Air Tonight” in the dark, by himself, before playing NCU the next day.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Just thought of one: Sixx is the type of guy who tucks in shirts that shouldn't be tucked in, so it makes him look like he makes itineraries for 2-hour drives.

 

[Ursa Major]

Just thought of one: Sixx is the type of guy who tucks in shirts that shouldn't be tucked in, so it makes him look like he
makes itineraries for 2-hour drives.

The tucked shirt is spot on :thumb: However, Honeybear would never let Sixx out of the house in those tight sex jeans pictured above. Sixx is an elastic waistband ‘dad jean’ kind of guy.

Sixx is also the kind of guy that changes his furnace filter once a month. The first day of each month he can be overheard saying, ‘You can never be too cautious with air filtration.’