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"ENGSTROM PRESS CONFERENCE TO EXPLAIN FIRINGS"

Hypothetical April Fools Day Storyline:

1. Player aka “”P” breaks up with girlfriend aka “X”
2. “P” gets drunk at party.
3. “X” takes player home.
4. X sleeps with P
5. X thinks P loves her
6. P says no, we both made big mistake.
7. Scorned X cries rape
8. P suspended from team
9. Police investigate and say no rape, no charges
10. Coach knows the whole story
11. Coach welcomes P back to the team.
12. Coach states that P is of good moral character
13. Female faculty revolts
14. Weak president relents to female faculty pressure
15. President forms a firing squad and executes department leaders

Of course, this is purely a hypothetical story for April fools day and I would never suggest or imply that any part of it my have some basis in fact.

As the previous poster said, “ Happy April Fools Day”
 
AllWeatherFan said:
"Firings" was the first clue. If it had said "non-renewals," I might have fallen for it.
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You continue to dazzle with your keen perceptions. But "non-renewals?" Brevity, my boy, brevity.
You may or may not have ever read a newspaper, but clearly you never worked for one.
 
Flathead Griz said:
1. Player aka “”P” breaks up with girlfriend aka “X”
2. “P” gets drunk at party.
3. “X” takes player home.
4. X sleeps with P
5. X thinks P loves her
6. P says no, we both made big mistake.
7. Scorned X cries rape
8. P suspended from team
9. Police investigate and say no rape, no charges
10. Coach knows the whole story
11. Coach welcomes P back to the team.
12. Coach states that P is of good moral character
13. Female faculty revolts
14. Weak president relents to female faculty pressure
15. President forms a firing squad and executes department leaders
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More realistic than hypothetical.
 
AllWeatherFan said:
"Firings" was the first clue. If it had said "non-renewals," I might have fallen for it.
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"UM keeps mum on reasons for O'Day. Pflugrad firings"

I'm guessing you've told the Missoulian by now that you were way too smart to fall for their April 1st headline? :thumb: Tool...
 
AllWeatherFan said:
...and you continue to "dazzle" with your humorlessness.
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That's rich coming from somebody whose avatar looks like something between G Gordon Liddy and Gregory Peck in The Boys From Brazil... but humorlessness?..that only works as a big point getter in Scrabble.
 
Silvertip said:
AllWeatherFan said:
...and you continue to "dazzle" with your humorlessness.
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That's rich coming from somebody whose avatar looks like something between G Gordon Liddy and Gregory Peck in The Boys From Brazil... but humorlessness?..that only works as a big point getter in Scrabble.
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Oh, trust me, he ain't G Gordon Liddy. :)
 
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