Growler1 said:
Your attempt at humor is a "0" on a scale of 1-1000. Wanna try again?
Sure. Because you failed to address the fact that you, in an ongoing attempt to belittle mtgrizrule for his usage, made yourself look like an absolute fool on multiple levels, I will take it as your affirmation of the same. That, however, barely scratches the surface when it comes to you, and your general attitude toward everyone. This is not an attempt at humor.
You appear the worst kind of person. I decline to get into your butt scratching incident, etc. Lord knows that I have likely engaged in the same behavior in public at least once. Instead, I want to focus on how every time you decide to post, it is something negative or insulting to another eGriz user or incredibly pompous. Far be it from me to tell you how to spend your time, but it makes me worry about you and how fulfilling you find your life. Sure, you like to say that you make a ton of coin helping people sell wheelchairs to gorillas, or whatever, and how you could purchase people several times over and the like. But where does that get you? Everyone, and I mean everyone I have spoken to, has issues with you. To put it lightly, you are not well-liked. I know, I know, you don't care because you lactate more money out of your left moob than we all work honestly for, combined. But don't you see it's that attitude that makes people not like you? Do I have to completely articulate the tornado of circular reasoning that is your existence on eGriz?
The fact of the matter is: you are nobody. Before you retort with standard G1 fare, I am not saying that I am anybody. To the contrary, as a nobody, I can recognize my kind quite plainly. What is more, you live in a place that is decidedly full of nobodies purporting to be somebody. A McMansion in Phoenix and an S-Class does not make people admire you. Rather, it creates a rebuttable presumption that you are a douche. If you don't believe me, take a drive around Scottsdale and count the straight-billed hats and Affliction tees. Then, after you are done washing the Monster energy drink off of yourself, go introspective. The art in rebutting the presumption is having the things you purport to have, if you desire them, and still being a relatable person. I don't doubt that you have the former, but you are failing
miserably at the latter, and it makes you seem like a pathetic old man. I'm sorry, but that is the brutal truth.
I really want to believe that you are jerking chains on here, and that you're not really the person you seem. But I definitely start to wonder when you brag about things akin to receiving a ping-pong table in fifth grade. I don't mean to belittle your business achievements, which I do not doubt are many and impressive. I am just saying that there are appropriate fora for touting such, and this may not be the most prudent.
