Couldnt let this pass

[Paytonlives]

Just the kitties athletic department being the kitties...

WTH is a "Univeristy"?

 

[EverettGriz]

That is a bit embarrassing. You'd think the flagship university in the state would pay more attention to these details especially given the record breaking enrollment numbers they're dealing with.

Yes, and what's more, it's extremely difficult to recruit the level of scholars who wish to attend a univeristy to further their education.

 

[bgbigdog]

As a trained and credentialed Graphologist, handwriting analyst to a layperson, I find the coaches signature to be quite interesting.

The heavy pressure used in signing suggests tension and anger. Perhaps frustration over given an impossible task or being placed in a no-win scenario.

A highly ineligible signature suggests the person lacks confidence and competence in life or their chosen profession and they attempt to hide or camouflage their identity due to shame.

In the coach's case, he seems to even go further and subconsciously changing the spelling of his last name to "Chit". A clear reference to his lack of self confidence and an association with feces. As in, "I just chit my pants, man. Take me home."

The coach's signature frankly paints a bleak picture of someone who feels angry and trapped by his current situation. A person devoid of self worth and hopefulness in the future. Many would suggest that his signature is an overt cry for help.

BadlandsGrizFan....this is how you insult someone. Take notes.

:clap:

 

[dayday]

Just the kitties athletic department being the kitties...

WTH is a "Univeristy"?

Pure gold is what it is.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

That is a bit embarrassing. You'd think the flagship university in the state would pay more attention to these details especially given the record breaking enrollment numbers they're dealing with.

Yes, and what's more, it's extremely difficult to recruit the level of scholars who wish to attend a univeristy to further their education.

Careful. You never know if Fisty had something to do with creating '[w]risty. I do know that if Fisty and Wristy ever joined forces, it would be a freight train for which few could stand, and Choade would be caught right in the middle of it.

 

[dayday]

The best part is Coach Choate blocked me on twitter after I made a jest about this towards him...

 

[wbtfg]

What are you all expect, he is a UM Western grad


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[EverettGriz]

What are you all expect, he is a UM Western grad


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Hmmm, and where, pray tell, did you graduate with such a staggering command of the English language?

 

[CDAGRIZ]

What are you all expect, he is a UM Western grad


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Am all expect we for conjugated verbing word.

 

[EverettGriz]

That is a bit embarrassing. You'd think the flagship university in the state would pay more attention to these details especially given the record breaking enrollment numbers they're dealing with.

Yes, and what's more, it's extremely difficult to recruit the level of scholars who wish to attend a univeristy to further their education.

Careful. You never know if Fisty had something to do with creating '[w]risty. I do know that if Fisty and Wristy ever joined forces, it would be a freight train for which few could stand, and Choade would be caught right in the middle of it.

Hey, I'm not the least bit afraid of Fisty. I've taken on bigger.







Wait. I'm not certain that came out the way I intended....

 

[wbtfg]

What are you all expect, he is a UM Western grad


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Hmmm, and where, pray tell, did you graduate with such a staggering command of the English language?

Ha. Touché

I blame Siri.


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[CDAGRIZ]

That is a bit embarrassing. You'd think the flagship university in the state would pay more attention to these details especially given the record breaking enrollment numbers they're dealing with.

Yes, and what's more, it's extremely difficult to recruit the level of scholars who wish to attend a univeristy to further their education.

Careful. You never know if Fisty had something to do with creating '[w]risty. I do know that if Fisty and Wristy ever joined forces, it would be a freight train for which few could stand, and Choade would be caught right in the middle of it.

Hey, I'm not the least bit afraid of Fisty. I've taken on bigger.







Wait. I'm not certain that came out the way I intended....

HA! Your funeral, bruh.

All kidding aside, I think '[w]risty falls atop the list in the glorious Pantheon of pre-season gems lil' bro has bestowed upon us over the last fifteen years or so. We've had the Two Cats One Cup and C.A.T.S. songs from the assisted living facility. We've had countless scary good predictions and preseason championships only to witness cats being cats when it mattered. We've seen the player posters on shitters, jerseys that look like a baby shat in the washing machine, lying about NCs, a shit pond swim meet, condemned bleachers, and turf so uneven that it made Kid n' Play retroactively jealous.

But, this, this is special. This is a letter signed by Head Chit with the most ridiculous misspelling in the most perfect section, coming from a Univeristy that adorably attempts to claim it's the flagship of the State of Montana. I seriously doubt any of us could come up with this if we tried. It's perfect.

 

[garizzalies]

So right. Head Jebb Head keeps out doing himself. Bobcat Batter, tweeting Traitorak pic with photoshopping by an 8yro, and a player with no face. #BOOM
I think the biggest gaffe here is not the horrible misspelling, nor another faceless player, but the phrase, "we are interested in young men." There's gotta be a better way to word that.

 

[CV Griz Fan]

What are you all expect, he is a UM Western grad


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Hmmm, and where, pray tell, did you graduate with such a staggering command of the English language?

Well we know it wasn't Dartmouth...

 

[CDAGRIZ]

So right. Head Jebb Head keeps out doing himself. Bobcat Batter, tweeting Traitorak pic with photoshopping by an 8yro, and a player with no face. #BOOM
I think the biggest gaffe here is not the horrible misspelling, nor another faceless player, but the phrase, "we are interested in young men." There's gotta be a better way to word that.

Dear, sweet, 7 lb. 6 oz. baby Jesus, how did I forget Bobcat Batter and #BOOM? It is truly astonishing that some people sat in a room and had the conversation to name Bobcat Batter.

BOSS: Johnson, have you come up with that name for the new MSU ice cream yet?

JOHNSON: Oh . . . uh, yeah, so we were thinking we should call it literally anything but Bobcat Batter. You know, with the Bobcat logo looking the way it does . . . around the mouth?

BOSS: Bobcat Batter it is. Great work, Johnson!

JOHNSON: Sir, but, we think that might be a bit--

BOSS: I love it! I can taste that Bobcat Batter on my lips now. I want that stuff to drip down my chin on a hot summer day.

GOMEZ: Sir, that's what we are afraid of. Maybe we should think about calling it "Shit Surprise" or "Tastes Bad and Will Likely Make You Die if You Eat It". Our focus groups show that those names will sell more units.

BOSS: Shut your hole, Gomez. It's Bobcat Batter. Bobcat Batter, do you hear me!

JOHNSON/GOMEZ: *silence*

BOSS: Good. Now go get back to work on naming that regional convenience store chain. Don't Kum back until you have something in hand.

 

[PlayerRep]

What are you all expect, he is a UM Western grad


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Hmmm, and where, pray tell, did you graduate with such a staggering command of the English language?

Well we know it wasn't Dartmouth...

Latest D-I football team APR rates, with Dartmouth again leading the pack:

Dartmouth College 998
FBS Northwestern University 995
FBS U.S. Air Force Academy 995
FCS University of Pennsylvania 994
FCS Elon University 993
FBS University of Michigan 993
FCS College of the Holy Cross 992
FBS Duke University 992
FBS University of Minnesota, Twin Cities 992
FBS Vanderbilt University 992
FCS Georgetown University 991
FBS U.S. Naval Academy 991

 

[MTGRZ]

Best thread ever.

 

[mcg]

What does "State" mean as a core value?

 

[CDAGRIZ]

What does "State" mean as a core value?

It means nothing. It makes no sense and is made up by someone who just wants to force an acronym. It's the same person who brings us gems like, "As the head football coach, we are looking . . ." That's not a typo like Univeristy, or nonsensical like "State" as a core value, it just shows that the writer is schizo or a dumb-dumb.

 

[jodcon]

That is a bit embarrassing. You'd think the flagship university in the state would pay more attention to these details especially given the record breaking enrollment numbers they're dealing with.

Yes, and what's more, it's extremely difficult to recruit the level of scholars who wish to attend a univeristy to further their education.

Careful. You never know if Fisty had something to do with creating '[w]risty. I do know that if Fisty and Wristy ever joined forces, it would be a freight train for which few could stand, and Choade would be caught right in the middle of it.

Hey, I'm not the least bit afraid of Fisty. I've taken on bigger.









Wait. I'm not certain that came out the way I intended....

:?