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Congratulations. Insufferable cat fans.

CDAGRIZ said:
3-7-77 said:
Cat fans are truly insufferable. But I was watching the local news and what I saw was TRULY the insufferable of the insufferables. There was Choate on the field hobnobbing with the players all buddy buddy, huggy hyggy, basking in the glow which he could not attain. This is the same guy who slipped out of town in the middle of the night without the balls to say bye bye to the same guys he's now hugging. :puke:

Dude probably wants all the credit for their run, too. Imagine going from Coach Ron Ash, who literally wrote The Book on class, to that snake oil salesman. Ron would've shown up and given all credit to the new staff and then helped an old lady across the street before paying for her grandson's tuition. The other probably went to a titty bar and kicked a dog on his way out.

No doubt in my mind that Choate was in Bozeman for one last grift. I’m betting that during the game he slipped out and used his old keys to raid the petty cash fund in the football offices.

This is something that would never cross Ron Ash’s mind. Undoubtedly Coach Sixx isn’t even aware of the existence of the petty cash locker. If he does know about it, he has lost the key to it. Mike Kramer would have went to the petty cash locker but one of his former assistants would have beaten him to the money.

That sums up the cats last four coaching staffs.
 
Ursa Major said:
CDAGRIZ said:
Dude probably wants all the credit for their run, too. Imagine going from Coach Ron Ash, who literally wrote The Book on class, to that snake oil salesman. Ron would've shown up and given all credit to the new staff and then helped an old lady across the street before paying for her grandson's tuition. The other probably went to a titty bar and kicked a dog on his way out.

No doubt in my mind that Choate was in Bozeman for one last grift. I’m betting that during the game he slipped out and used his old keys to raid the petty cash fund in the football offices.

This is something that would never cross Ron Ash’s mind. Undoubtedly Coach Sixx isn’t even aware of the existence of the petty cash locker. If he does know about it, he has lost the key to it. Mike Kramer would have went to the petty cash locker but one of his former assistants would have beaten him to the money.

That sums up the cats last four coaching staffs.
His old keys work in locks in a building that wasn't even built when he left? :thumb:
 
The.Real.2506 said:
Ursa Major said:
No doubt in my mind that Choate was in Bozeman for one last grift. I’m betting that during the game he slipped out and used his old keys to raid the petty cash fund in the football offices.

This is something that would never cross Ron Ash’s mind. Undoubtedly Coach Sixx isn’t even aware of the existence of the petty cash locker. If he does know about it, he has lost the key to it. Mike Kramer would have went to the petty cash locker but one of his former assistants would have beaten him to the money.

That sums up the cats last four coaching staffs.
His old keys work in locks in a building that wasn't even built when he left? :thumb:

And that’s the only reason why the petty cash fund is still there.

Maybe it should be policy for the cats, like a battered wife, the first thing you do when you get rid of the rotten bastard is call a qualified locksmith. :thumb:
 
Ursa Major said:
CDAGRIZ said:
Dude probably wants all the credit for their run, too. Imagine going from Coach Ron Ash, who literally wrote The Book on class, to that snake oil salesman. Ron would've shown up and given all credit to the new staff and then helped an old lady across the street before paying for her grandson's tuition. The other probably went to a titty bar and kicked a dog on his way out.

No doubt in my mind that Choate was in Bozeman for one last grift. I’m betting that during the game he slipped out and used his old keys to raid the petty cash fund in the football offices.

This is something that would never cross Ron Ash’s mind. Undoubtedly Coach Sixx isn’t even aware of the existence of the petty cash locker. If he does know about it, he has lost the key to it. Mike Kramer would have went to the petty cash locker but one of his former assistants would have beaten him to the money.

That sums up the cats last four coaching staffs.

Perfect summary. :clap:
 
Ursa Major said:
Perhaps Choach was able to sneak around back and jimmy a bay door open to grab some oil filters?
He's actually just lurking around Bozeman waiting for a good dump of snow, then it's easy as pie to go in where the roof used to be.
 
SaskGriz said:
Ursa Major said:
Perhaps Choach was able to sneak around back and jimmy a bay door open to grab some oil filters?
He's actually just lurking around Bozeman waiting for a good dump of snow, then it's easy as pie to go in where the roof used to be.
:clap: :lol:

#catengineering
#catarchitect
 
Ursa Major said:
CDAGRIZ said:
Dude probably wants all the credit for their run, too. Imagine going from Coach Ron Ash, who literally wrote The Book on class, to that snake oil salesman. Ron would've shown up and given all credit to the new staff and then helped an old lady across the street before paying for her grandson's tuition. The other probably went to a titty bar and kicked a dog on his way out.

No doubt in my mind that Choate was in Bozeman for one last grift. I’m betting that during the game he slipped out and used his old keys to raid the petty cash fund in the football offices.

This is something that would never cross Ron Ash’s mind. Undoubtedly Coach Sixx isn’t even aware of the existence of the petty cash locker. If he does know about it, he has lost the key to it. Mike Kramer would have went to the petty cash locker but one of his former assistants would have beaten him to the money.

That sums up the cats last four coaching staffs.

:lol: :lol: :clap:

The description of Kramer and his assistants is laugh out loud funny.
 
EverettGriz said:
Ursa Major said:
No doubt in my mind that Choate was in Bozeman for one last grift. I’m betting that during the game he slipped out and used his old keys to raid the petty cash fund in the football offices.

This is something that would never cross Ron Ash’s mind. Undoubtedly Coach Sixx isn’t even aware of the existence of the petty cash locker. If he does know about it, he has lost the key to it. Mike Kramer would have went to the petty cash locker but one of his former assistants would have beaten him to the money.

That sums up the cats last four coaching staffs.

:lol: :lol: :clap:

The description of Kramer and his assistants is laugh out loud funny.

I understand that most of his former stall are out on parole now.
 

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