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Combine Results / OLB

Ursa Major said:
This thread is reminiscent of the e-Griz "gilded age" where every thread was either a witch hunt or a lynch mob!

So this thread is should then be renamed "The Assassination of President Garfield." Will this thread lead to a "Civil Service Reform" through the passage of the "Pendleton Act?" I let the masses figure out who gets "assassinated" over the issue of "patronage."

Yes I am a nerd.
 
CDAGRIZ said:
Ursa Major said:
This thread is reminiscent of the e-Griz "gilded age" where every thread was either a witch hunt or a lynch mob!

Ah, those were the days. I used to drive my Packard down to the Merc to buy a frankfurter for a nickel before sitting down for a two-bit shave at Earl's to scroll eGriz on the iPad. I didn't much care for the evaders who gallivanted around the gin joints, however.

I remember that time a little differently. Back then I was a gumshoe working mostly the Northside for nickel and dime jobs of finding deadbeats or peep jobs of taking pictures of husbands visiting their harpies. After a long night of work, my wheelman, the Greek and I would head downtown to a hash house where we would order cups of mud with bourbon chasers while logging onto our Kindles to read about the football contests on e-Griz. This was occasionally broken up by watching the dames in their glad rags walking home from the clip joints or some gowed-up hophead being dragged off to the cooler by the coppers.

Those were the days, mack!
 
Ursa Major said:
CDAGRIZ said:
Ursa Major said:
This thread is reminiscent of the e-Griz "gilded age" where every thread was either a witch hunt or a lynch mob!

Ah, those were the days. I used to drive my Packard down to the Merc to buy a frankfurter for a nickel before sitting down for a two-bit shave at Earl's to scroll eGriz on the iPad. I didn't much care for the evaders who gallivanted around the gin joints, however.

I remember that time a little differently. Back then I was a gumshoe working mostly the Northside for nickel and dime jobs of finding deadbeats or peep jobs of taking pictures of husbands visiting their harpies. After a long night of work, my wheelman, the Greek and I would head downtown to a hash house where we would order cups of mud with bourbon chasers while logging onto our Kindles to read about the football contests on e-Griz. This was occasionally broken up by watching the dames in their glad rags walking home from the clip joints or some gowed-up hophead being dragged off to the cooler by the coppers.

Those were the days, mack!

Strong.
 
This thread deserves to go out in style. We need to get to 16 9/10 pages and then have a brave soul to come in and kamikaze this bastard right into Mt. Sentinel. There is only one man that can do this job. His name is Geddes. His track record of getting threads locked and moved speaks for itself. Please, I beg of you, someone in Missoula illuminate the Geddes sign into the night's skies above Missoula, I believe it consists of a martini glass rimmed by the silhouette of a woman's cleavage. Check the bars and peeler joints of Missoula, don't forget the gun stores and dorms, especially underneath the bed of Jamal Wilson. Someone step up and send this clarion alarm.
 
Far above the sleeping metropolis a lonely figure peers out into the darkness. Is it Batman? is it Thor? Alas, it is only a moderator waiting for the inanity that he knows will come...preparing the Clown Hammer...
 
cclarkblues said:
Far above the sleeping metropolis a lonely figure peers out into the darkness. Is it Batman? is it Thor? Alas, it is only a moderator waiting for the inanity that he knows will come...preparing the Clown Hammer...

HA! C. Clark is my hero!
 
He only pulled out the clown hammer so he could beat himself off. Plus the hammer isn't even his...............it's on loan from Titleless.

:coffee:
 
ALPHAGRIZ1 said:
He only pulled out the clown hammer so he could beat himself off. Plus the hammer isn't even his...............it's on loan from Titleless.

:coffee:


It was sticky when I got it...
 
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I think this thread can go 17 pages if we can get some of the angry kittens to interact a bit and explain why Ron Ash always recruits kids that start their careers injured, always play injured then end their careers injured?






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Ursa Major said:
CDAGRIZ said:
grizatwork said:
Bear axed is in the house. Cue angry cat fans.

Where is Ron Ash? I thought he would would have chimed in by now.

I hope he shows up, that deadbeat bastard still owes me $300.

I completely forgot about that! I still can't believe you subsidized his night with that carb-faced herpes farm of a woman.
 
CDAGRIZ said:
Ursa Major said:
CDAGRIZ said:
grizatwork said:
Bear axed is in the house. Cue angry cat fans.

Where is Ron Ash? I thought he would would have chimed in by now.

I hope he shows up, that deadbeat bastard still owes me $300.

I completely forgot about that! I still can't believe you subsidized his night with that carb-faced herpes farm of a woman.

I was drunk and it was wrong. I can't stand seeing a grown man cry.
 
Ursa Major said:
CDAGRIZ said:
Ursa Major said:
CDAGRIZ said:
Where is Ron Ash? I thought he would would have chimed in by now.

I hope he shows up, that deadbeat bastard still owes me $300.

I completely forgot about that! I still can't believe you subsidized his night with that carb-faced herpes farm of a woman.

I was drunk and it was wrong. I can't stand seeing a grown man cry.

You're a true gentleman.
 
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