Ursa Major said:
Hahahaha!!!! I think I woke up the next morning with a higher BAC level. Last night my Russian mail-order bride couldn't find any Mexican beer in the fridge. I just shrugged, blamed you and quickly changed the subject.
I think mail-ordered Russian Bride is misremembering the actual transaction. My Washington connections have informed me that you've been swept up in the current Mueller investigation because as he put it to the WaPo, "she was actually an Oligarch-ordered Bride." What's he difference you may ask? About 1.5M rubles, $25K & change, a killer cabbage receipe, and a majestic view that can't be obtained simply via the mail.
I don't often listen to Black Sabbath while drinking Dos XX's, but when I do, so do the neighbors. Stay (fill in your own blanks you bastard) my friend.