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[CDAGRIZ]

Lot's of Cat envy on here today!

For me it's just boredom. I've watched my wife try on the same dress twice now and it still doesn't fit. Why did I volunteer to drive? Worse yet, it's somewhere other than Costco. We could get six dresses shrink wrapped together for a third of what it's going to cost here. F$&k...

:lol: Costco, always Costco.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Lot's of Cat envy on here today!

For me it's just boredom. I've watched my wife try on the same dress twice now and it still doesn't fit. Why did I volunteer to drive?

Tell me she didn't ask you if she looks fat in it...that's the kiss of death?

You always say, "yes" to that question. It buys you a couple more hours.

 

[jodcon]

Lot's of Cat envy on here today!

For me it's just boredom. I've watched my wife try on the same dress twice now and it still doesn't fit. Why did I volunteer to drive?

Tell me she didn't ask you if she looks fat in it...that's the kiss of death?

You always say, "yes" to that question. It buys you a couple more hours.

A couple more hours of shopping? Are you insane?

 

[CDAGRIZ]

For me it's just boredom. I've watched my wife try on the same dress twice now and it still doesn't fit. Why did I volunteer to drive?

Tell me she didn't ask you if she looks fat in it...that's the kiss of death?

You always say, "yes" to that question. It buys you a couple more hours.

A couple more hours of shopping? Are you insane?

Shit, I was thinking while at home before going out to something I didn't want to attend. You are right. While shopping, everything looks perfect. Two months later, when the game is on, it doesn't fit.

 

[jodcon]

Tell me she didn't ask you if she looks fat in it...that's the kiss of death?

You always say, "yes" to that question. It buys you a couple more hours.

A couple more hours of shopping? Are you insane?

Shit, I was thinking while at home before going out to something I didn't want to attend. You are right. While shopping, everything looks perfect. Two months later, when the game is on, it doesn't fit.

Makes sense, I usually get the flu right before any function that's wife-endorsed.

 

[CatzWillRise]

Lot's of Cat envy on here today!

For me it's just boredom. I've watched my wife try on the same dress twice now and it still doesn't fit. Why did I volunteer to drive? Worse yet, it's somewhere other than Costco. We could get six dresses shrink wrapped together for a third of what it's going to cost here. F$&k...

To quote Bob Green:

"I'm an optimistic, when I take my wife shopping I put a quarter in the parking meter."

:lol:

 

[get'em_griz]

So have they selected a trail of tears guide yet? And does s/he need to wear khakis from JCP?

They hired a slew of them. Official title is TOT Lead. They wear hard hats with sirens on them so they can be easily found. They wanted one at each exit in an effort to keep order as the biannual trail of tears is increasing rapidly.

 

[Ursa Major]

Wow!! What a pick-up for the cats!! Let me get this straight, he coached at:

The Iowa Lakes Community College
The St. Ambrose University
The Truman State
and The Upper Iowa College

Good bye streak! We're screwed!

 

[HookedonGriz]

Interesting article on their new hire. No wonder he was Choate's third choice:

http://clonesconfidential.com/2014/04/25/indiana-football-hires-former-iowa-state-coach-courtney-messingham-offensive-quality-control/