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Cats are already shaking in their boot(ies)

zengriz said:
…like mike tyson so eloquently stated…
“””everyone has a plan until they get smacked in the mouth”””
…our defense hits harder than last year…

… :shock: …

Good post. Defense is championship caliber...requires a complimentary offense...jury is out.
 
CDAGRIZ said:
garizzalies said:
I know I will never forget.
The link he provided was a goldmine.
Gave us this pic of bubcat 2022 homecoming “Royalty”.
6zwiun.jpg

Though there appear to be only five people in the homecoming court, they rounded up to 800 for the attendance report.

Well, it’s easy to see why flyswatter cat was confused. If the issue was capacity, they’ve got some folks in that shot who will take up, what, 7,8 seats? No wonder they believe they’re at 107% or whatever bullshit they were selling
 
EverettGriz said:
CDAGRIZ said:
Though there appear to be only five people in the homecoming court, they rounded up to 800 for the attendance report.

Well, it’s easy to see why flyswatter cat was confused. If the issue was capacity, they’ve got some folks in that shot who will take up, what, 7,8 seats? No wonder they believe they’re at 107% or whatever bullshit they were selling

I don’t disagree, but my post rhymed, and nobody noticed, and now I hate everything. 😤
 
CDAGRIZ said:
EverettGriz said:
Well, it’s easy to see why flyswatter cat was confused. If the issue was capacity, they’ve got some folks in that shot who will take up, what, 7,8 seats? No wonder they believe they’re at 107% or whatever bullshit they were selling

I don’t disagree, but my post rhymed, and nobody noticed, and now I hate everything. 😤

Plan attention span
Bobcats don’t do mathbook stats
Stick to a haiku
 
Wolf777 said:
CDAGRIZ said:
I don’t disagree, but my post rhymed, and nobody noticed, and now I hate everything. 😤

Plan attention span
Bobcats don’t do mathbook stats
Stick to a haiku

I should have known that
My bars are not welcome here
Tip of the cap, friend
 
CDAGRIZ said:
EverettGriz said:
Well, it’s easy to see why flyswatter cat was confused. If the issue was capacity, they’ve got some folks in that shot who will take up, what, 7,8 seats? No wonder they believe they’re at 107% or whatever bullshit they were selling

I don’t disagree, but my post rhymed, and nobody noticed, and now I hate everything. 😤

Well, I just reread it and found it spectacular
 
Copper Griz said:
garizzalies said:
6zw1vj.jpg

Any random shot of the bubcat fanbase will include:
A cowboy;
A fake cowboy;
A girl who hates everyone and everything;
A vim-painted chucky doll; and
A wort-y green penis.

:lol: pure comedic gold right there. I laughed really hard when I got to the green pickle boy. All of them hilarious.

Gotta at least be in the running for the POTY sweepstakes. Pickle boy was indeed a coup de grace. :clap:
 
mthoopsfan said:
hm.grwn.grizfan said:
Statements like what? Stating that we haven’t played well on offense against teams with an average to above average defense? That’s just a statement of fact. But you undoubtedly know the game better than I, and you are indisputably the boards foremost authority on understanding and playing the game, so I’ll have to trust your judgement, and concede that all is well on UMs offense and we will crush the kitties who are currently shaking in their booties.

Feel free to just keeping making your silly posts. If you can't understand that a healthy Johnson is very important to the Griz offense, I don't know what to say to you.

Honestly - it is sad that you think a single player makes an entire team.... i wonder if your hero BH thinks that.
 
Butte5518 said:
mthoopsfan said:
Feel free to just keeping making your silly posts. If you can't understand that a healthy Johnson is very important to the Griz offense, I don't know what to say to you.

Honestly - it is sad that you think a single player makes an entire team.... i wonder if your hero BH thinks that.

might not make the entire team, but it's definitely, hands-down the most important position on the field. Like it or not, in our case, he quite literally does make the entire offense.
 
hilinegrizfan said:
Butte5518 said:
Honestly - it is sad that you think a single player makes an entire team.... i wonder if your hero BH thinks that.

might not make the entire team, but it's definitely, hands-down the most important position on the field. Like it or not, in our case, he quite literally does make the entire offense.

So it's almost like if the opposing team can negate Johnson then the gris offense will go back to being total dog sh!t..
 
FlyCastingCat said:
hilinegrizfan said:
might not make the entire team, but it's definitely, hands-down the most important position on the field. Like it or not, in our case, he quite literally does make the entire offense.

So it's almost like if the opposing team can negate Johnson then the gris offense will go back to being total dog sh!t..

I'd argue MSU relies as heavily on their qb's
 
FlyCastingCat said:
hilinegrizfan said:
might not make the entire team, but it's definitely, hands-down the most important position on the field. Like it or not, in our case, he quite literally does make the entire offense.

So it's almost like if the opposing team can negate Johnson then the gris offense will go back to being total dog sh!t..

yes
 
FlyCastingCat said:
hilinegrizfan said:
might not make the entire team, but it's definitely, hands-down the most important position on the field. Like it or not, in our case, he quite literally does make the entire offense.

So it's almost like if the opposing team can negate Johnson then the gris offense will go back to being total dog sh!t..

The qb on any team is vital. He reads pre snap, audibles, executes etc.. your comment is elementary bordering on ignorant. Johnson is a very good quarterback so yes he is vital.

Go Griz!!
 
nzone, you should not have to explain that to cat fans. When Tommy went down against NDSU their offense did not miss a beat. Or did it? As I recall the cats got crushed in that game. Dementia or idiots, take your pick.
 
FlyCastingCat said:
hilinegrizfan said:
might not make the entire team, but it's definitely, hands-down the most important position on the field. Like it or not, in our case, he quite literally does make the entire offense.

So it's almost like if the opposing team can negate Johnson then the gris offense will go back to being total dog sh!t..

Wasn’t that the cats excuse after getting destroyed in the natty?
 
FlyCastingCat said:
hilinegrizfan said:
might not make the entire team, but it's definitely, hands-down the most important position on the field. Like it or not, in our case, he quite literally does make the entire offense.

So it's almost like if the opposing team can negate Johnson then the gris offense will go back to being total dog sh!t..

Yes, and good luck with that Flyswatter.




Or are you pussies going to purposely injure him like Pam state did?
 
Wolf777 said:
FlyCastingCat said:
So it's almost like if the opposing team can negate Johnson then the gris offense will go back to being total dog sh!t..

Wasn’t that the cats excuse after getting destroyed in the natty?

Pssssst..... huge difference there. Making excuses like that is more of a griz thing. Any smart Cat fan understands our lines got owned by NDSU in that game and we weren't winnin it with out without Tommy. Tommy healthy all game just would have made the score closer.
 
poorgriz said:
Wolf777 said:
Wasn’t that the cats excuse after getting destroyed in the natty?

Pssssst..... huge difference there. Making excuses like that is more of a griz thing. Any smart Cat fan understands our lines got owned by NDSU in that game and we weren't winnin it with out without Tommy. Tommy healthy all game just would have made the score closer.

It will be the same thing with the Griz. Cats will lose the lines, and Griz will win. Maybe even dominate.
 
poorgriz said:
Wolf777 said:
Wasn’t that the cats excuse after getting destroyed in the natty?

Pssssst..... huge difference there. Making excuses like that is more of a griz thing. Any smart Cat fan understands our lines got owned by NDSU in that game and we weren't winnin it with out without Tommy. Tommy healthy all game just would have made the score closer.

What world do you live in?? That’s ALL we heard after that beat down you absorbed. Hell, we heard nothing but excuses after the shitties gained like 61 yards total vs the GRIZ.
 
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