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"Hello? Hello? Is this thing on? Uh, yeah, this is Dave over by Brick Breeden. Hey, some asshole switched out my flashing light megaphone hat for one with Griz colors, and I'm wondering if you can bring me my blue and gold one. And also, you might want to send security over here to check out this cowboy dude dressed in white. Hey, thanks Dottie. Yeah, and happy Thanksgiving to you and Curtis as well."
 
Scat Fan Belts Out the "Siren Hat" Song Along the Trail of Tears.

"Oh, by the way, the cats have cracked the code
The cats figured out the Griz and the Illuminati know
That we're finally primed for domination
So as always,it is UP with CAT Nation

And you've got the Griz Dline comin' cross that border
Puppet masters for the New World Order
Be aware: Gamboa and VanAck are always watching you
The Griz will try some tricks just like the moon landing
Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
Don't mind that, we're protected cause I made this Siren Hat!

This is a Siren Hat
It's a hat that's foil lined
In case the ref's are so inclined
To probe your butt or read your mind
Looks a bit peculiar ('culiar)
Seems a little crazy
But someday I'll prove (I'll prove, I'll prove, I'll prove)
There's a big conspiracy"
 
get'em_griz said:
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Testing

One.... Two.... Three..

Run for the bomb shelter!
 
"Due to the incredibly embarrassing fact that our defense is 11th out of 13 teams (even though we played 2 glorified high school teams) today's Brawl of the Wild is being cancelled to avoid further public humiliation. Thank you, and follow the bearded dude with the sweet gloves for complimentary hot cocoa with marsh mellows."
 
TOUCHDOWN! M O N T A N A STATE! Touchdown Montana State... cough cough. Testing. One two. Testing. BLESKIN! BLESKIN. dammit move your ass BLESKIN. Coach needs them creases razor sharp today boy. I am a product of PAIN and SUFFERING. I WAS ABUSED, sexually and otherwise. Testing. Testing.
 
Griz90 said:
The Trail of Tears has now begun. Please make an orderly exit. Crying buckets are available for those who need them. Shuffle along.
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"....but no running. The Trail is a somber tradition and it should be respected. Heads down! Tiny steps! Hey you in the taco hat! Slow down and quit smiling! Don't make me turn my red light and siren on......DO YOU HEAR ME!!??

Hrmmmm.....I wonder if they remembered to put fresh batteries in this thing?"
 
Attention! After years of research, countless Grants and Donations from Montana State Alumni, The Bobcat R&D Dept. is pleased to announce that we have discovered another use for sheep... Wool, However as exciting as this news is, We here at MSU must stress this is just a Secondary Use. We shall now commence walking across this vast frozen wasteland surrounding our beloved Litterbox and be sure to shuffle along slowly so the TV cameras have a good chance to get you on TV. Cheers (Raises Blue Bobcat Cup)
 
Okay!! Enough is enough. It is not funny any more. Whoever stole this man's cap-guns needs to bring them back right now. They were a birthday present from his Grandmother and they are very important to him. He is also going to be in trouble if he is late for supper.
 
"Side effects may include:
Decreased interest in sexual intercourse
inability to have or keep an erection
lack or loss of strength
loss in sexual ability, desire, drive, or performance
rash
Rare
Acid or sour stomach
belching
burning, crawling, itching, numbness, prickling, "pins and needles", or tingling feelings
feeling of constant movement of self or surroundings
heartburn
indigestion
muscle cramps
sensation of spinning
stomach discomfort or upset
swelling
and crying!"
 
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